Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"sorry Sorry!"

Adele looked at the beautiful girl in maid uniform in front of her who was apologizing to her repeatedly, and couldn't help but shook her head and sighed:

"It's really a flower stuck in cow dung."

This beautiful girl is none other than Lance's maid and housekeeper, Lilina, an orphan left in the war.

Lilina has flaxen waist-length hair that is naturally wavy.

Those long hair hung down like a waterfall, softly surrounding her delicate and lovely face like a doll.

The willow eyebrows are picturesque, and the eyelashes are long and thick, like small brushes, which are very beautiful.

Under those clear, innocent big blue eyes is a delicate and small nose.

A row of white porcelain teeth were gently biting her bright red lips.

Lilina's body is petite and plump, and the clothes on her chest are tight.

Looking at her proud figure, Adele couldn't help but look down at her chest and almost cried "Wow".

"How can a human be so beautiful? She must have elf blood! She must have it!"

Adele angrily took ten gold coins from Lilina's hand.

But seeing her on the verge of tears, Adele felt soft for a moment and put back two more.

Under Adele's contemptuous eyes, Lilina led Lance out of the police station.

As soon as she went out, Lilina's face turned cold and she turned her head away as if she didn't want to talk to Lance.

Looking at this scene, Lance didn't know that Lilina's little temper had broken out again.

Lance immediately took Lilina's little hand and whispered in her ear:

"Run!"

"Master! What trouble did you get into again?"

While Lilina was being pulled away by Lance, Adele had already seen the empty clothes pole.

"Where are my changes of clothes?"

Thinking that Lance had just left, Adele's cheeks turned red visibly.

"Lance!"

"Master, you are truly worthy of being the chief of the four evils in Glory City!"

Lilina was pulled into a remote alley by Lance and then stopped.

While panting, he didn't forget to mock Lance.

"Hahaha! Where, those stinky bitches probably didn't catch up."

"Damn Adele, I will sell her to the empire sooner or later!"

In the alley, Lance cautiously stuck his head out and observed the movement around him.

"Am I complimenting you?"

Lilina felt suffocated and pulled Lance back and pushed him against the wall.

"Reverse, reverse!"

Lance's expression was shocked, he lifted his soft blond hair from his forehead, and began to take off his shirt.

"Lilina, I knew that such a day would come, but I didn't expect that this day would come so quickly."

"Come on! Lilina, feel my hot breasts!"

"Owner!"

Lilina shook off Lance's mischievous hands and said angrily:

"Master! Can't you be normal?"

"You are an elf warrior who follows the legendary hero to save the world, not a male animal whose brain is focused on his lower body!"

"Ever since I was little, you have always been a hero in my mind."

"As a glorious disabled elf warrior under the elf prince, can't you be a bit of a hero?"

"Heroes? Where do heroes come from in this world? They are just a bunch of hypocrites."

"Only a fledgling boy would want to be a hero. Smart people all know that they need to keep quiet to make a fortune."

"You're still young and don't understand."

Seeing Lance shaking his head with a sigh on his face, Lilina almost laughed out of anger.

"Isn't our great paladin who once saved the world, Lord Lister, Son of Light, still considered a hero?"

"Just him? Just a boy with severe chuunibyou. Oh, by the way, human lifespan is short. He should be called the uncle with chuunibyou now."

"Just an old virgin who stutters when he sees a beautiful woman. During the demon slaying war, he shouted every day to defeat the demon king and save the princess."

"Our brothers poured the princess medicine and threw it in his tent all night."

"He didn't dare to take action. He deserves to be single for the rest of his life!"

"You really dare to say that! The legendary leader of the orc tribe, Toren Bloodhorn."

"Pfft! Hahaha! That big fagot? Let me tell you a secret."

"The current king of the orcs is the golden lion Ryan who married eight hundred wives. He was actually a handsome young man back then!"

"The relationship between Toren and Ryan is actually the relationship between the 'lover' and the 'loved'."

"Ryan has endured it until now and hasn't attacked the Minotaur tribe, which makes me start to believe in love, hahahaha!"

Seeing the tears of laughter in the corners of Lance's eyes, Lilina's chest kept rising and falling with anger, and she said with hatred:

"Then think about it, how disappointed Prince Lance Sunday would be if he saw you like this!"

As she spoke, Lilina became angry.

He even took out the portrait of Lance Sunday from the storage ring and unfolded it in front of Lance.

I hope my master can wake up after facing the figure of this legendary hero.

"Where did you buy this portrait?"

Lance flicked his chin with his hand and looked at the portrait of Lance Sunday in front of him, his face full of doubts.

"Who is this person? He looks familiar, holy shit! Isn't this the current Elf Prince, Eowyn Silvermoon!"

"Dye your silver hair into blonde, turn your silver eyes into golden ones, then dare to come out and pretend!"

"Let me see which bastard drew it, damn! Officially produced by Elf Kingdom!"

"These bastards! This is too much. They are distorting history! They are all sinners of history!"

Lilina, who was drooling at the portrait, heard Lance's scolding, raised her head with confusion and asked:

"You said the painting doesn't look like it? How is that possible? This is an official portrait!"

"Are you feeling jealous because your parents are handsome?"

Lance became furious when he heard this and said angrily:

"Ah! I'm jealous of him! I've been beating this kid since he was a kid!"

"Even her sister admitted that I am a hundred times more handsome than him. I would be jealous of him!"

Lilia made a long "cut" sound:

"Just brag, I think you're just jealous."

"It doesn't look like the painting, does it? Then tell me, what does Prince Lance Sunrise look like?"

"He grows, he grows!"

Lance's tone paused, and a strange smile suddenly appeared on his face.

"Lilina, I know you have admired that elf prince since you were a child, right?"

"I know him very well, you look at me, look at my face."

"Actually, he looks a lot like me. Do you want to come and feel the warm embrace of your idol?"

"Ouch! Lilina! Lilina, you have actually advanced to Silver!"

"How is this possible? You are less than 20 years old! Hiss, the strong silver man is so terrifying!"

Lance's open embrace was easily dodged by Lilina.

In anger, Lilina even punched Lance in the abdomen.

Lance immediately squatted on the ground holding his stomach, screaming in pain.

"Again! You have simply tarnished the name of that elf prince!"

"Look at how overindulgent you are now. As a strong gold man, you can't even beat me, a newly promoted silver man!"

"You have let me down too much!"

Lilina's eyes were filled with tears, her teeth biting her red lips tightly.

Lilina turned around, leaving Lance with a beautiful back view.

"Don't let me catch up with you. By then, I won't be your maid!"

Lance raised his head slightly, but Lilina's back had long since disappeared, only her words still echoed in his mind.