Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Women, they are always right."

"Women are trouble, but you just like to make trouble."

In the Fiery Red Lips Tavern in Glory City, a pregnant girl was holding her chin in her hands.

He looked at the handsome man in front of him like a nymphomaniac.

That smooth and white face exudes sharp edges and coldness.

The deep purple left eye has a charming color.

The tall nose bridge and the beautiful lip shape all promote nobility and elegance.

"This, this is not a human being, this is simply Prince Charming from the fairy tale!"

The girl's fair cheeks couldn't help but blush, and her eyes were filled with that handsome face.

Lance gracefully swayed the bright red wine in his hand, smiled and continued to the boy:

"Women, they all belong to Mu Qiang. Why don't you continue to get drunk here and cry like you ran away with your wife."

"It's better to practice martial arts and become a strong silver man."

"Isn't it just the daughter of a city defense officer? When you become the city lord in the future, won't it be easy to seduce the daughter of a subordinate?"

With that said, Lance put his hand on the young man's shoulder and whispered softly in his ear:

"Think about that time, the rich lady who was so cold and dismissive to you."

"I will dress myself up as an exquisite gift, with a smile as bright as a flower, and it will be delivered to my door with a fragrant fragrance..."

Listening to Lance's devilishly seductive voice, the fair boy's face gradually turned red.

I wanted to leave Lance's arms, but I couldn't stop.

"We have an old saying in the Elf Forest, which is: 30 years to the east of the river, 30 years to the west of the river, don't bully young people into poverty. I'm waiting for the day you come back strong!"

The young man's eyes were blurred and he was completely immersed in the beautiful imagination of the future.

Looking at this scene, Lance, who was snickering in his heart, stretched out his hand and grasped the catkins of the girl beside him.

"Beautiful young lady, I have been paying attention to you for a long time. Your every frown, every fury and every smile is so intoxicating to me."

Lance held the girl's little hand and gently drew circles in her palm with his fingertips.

The girl looked at Lance's unparalleled handsome face and was completely immersed in his tenderness.

Even the pair of white and tender earlobes turned pink due to shyness, and he didn't know that Lance was holding his waist.

He could only be put on the table by Lance stupidly, and watched as his body slowly pressed up.

"Holy Light Technique·True!"

"Hey, it hurts!"

By the time Lance's left eye recovered from the violent flash, the girl beneath him had already been taken away.

And he was being grabbed by the shoulders and pressed hard on the chair by two pretty female knights.

Sitting in front of him was the Moon Elf Sheriff who was issuing a ticket.

"Instigating a young boy will be fined two gold coins, and seducing a young girl will be fined three gold coins."

"If you do something indecent in public, you will be fined three gold coins. If you don't change your ways after repeated admonitions, you will be fined two gold coins."

"Adele! It's you who ruined my good deeds again! I warn you not to go too far, ah, it hurts, it hurts, let go!"

The two female knights behind him held Lance's arms and pinned him firmly to the table.

The delicate-looking Adele just glanced at Lance coldly, and then added another sentence to the ticket:

"Threaten the peace officer and show no remorse. The fine will not be reduced and must be paid in full."

"Hiss! I understand, you are fishing for law enforcement!"

Lance stared at Adele with his remaining left eye and said angrily:

"I just said that with my reputation in Glory City, how could any girl come to my door?"

"She's an undercover agent, right? No wonder you came so promptly this time."

"You can't do this to me! You are fishing for law enforcement! I don't accept it! I don't accept it!"

"I am a wounded veteran who retired from the battlefield of glory! I am a hero! I want to see the city lord! I want to see the city lord!"

Two female knights carried Lance out of the tavern.

Listening to the endless shouting from Lance's mouth, Adele rubbed her eyebrows in distress.

This is the Glory City, not under the jurisdiction of any country, and a land of freedom.

It is also a symbol of victory, glory, peace and freedom.

Here, you can see orcs and humans drinking and chatting, and elves and dwarves in the same room.

Even though the mainland has been at peace for 20 years.

But the hatred accumulated over thousands of years cannot be erased in this little time.

But no matter who comes here, they will temporarily put aside their hatred and enjoy the beauty and tranquility here.

Because this is the city of victory and glory that belongs to the entire continent and all races!

30 years ago, the demon world invaded. The door to the demon world was opened, and countless monsters swarmed out.

The Lord of the Demon Realm, Satan Lucifer, led an army of Demon Realm that could cover the sky and the sun, and entered the continent of Angelia.

In just five years, hundreds of kingdoms were destroyed and tens of millions of people were massacred.

Nearly half of the continent was occupied, and the Alliance of Light suffered repeated defeats.

At this time of life and death, three legendary heroes stood up.

They are Prince Lance Sunri of the Elf Kingdom.

The tauren leader of the orc tribe, Torun Bloodhorn, and the human paladin, Liszt, the Son of Light.

And this is also the turning point of the entire war against demons.

Under the leadership of three legendary heroes, the Alliance of Light and the Demonic Army launched a two-year tug-of-war in the Warcraft Mountains in the center of the continent.

Just as the Alliance of Light was gradually dying, the sacred dragons on the distant Dragon Island received the news.

The dragons formed an expeditionary force to provide strong support to the Alliance of Light.

In the end, with the help of the sacred dragons and the great guidance of the God of Light, the demonic army was finally defeated.

Even the lord of the demon world, Satan Lucifer, who fled in a hurry, was intercepted and killed by three legendary heroes in front of the gate of the demon world.

In this final battle, the heroic Prince Lance Sunshine and Chief Toren Bloodhorn both died, and Paladin Lister was also seriously injured and dying.

But it was all worth it. The remaining defeated soldiers in the Demon Realm were surrounded by the Iron Wall of the Alliance of Light, and no one could escape back to the Demon Realm.

And the severed head of Satan Lucifer is still hanging on the Mount of Glory of the Kingdom of Light.

Repent forever under the glory of the God of Light.

After this battle, Paladin Liszt was seriously injured and his two best friends passed away.

Disheartened, he did not choose to return to the Holy See.

Instead, a free city was built on the glorious battlefield of the last battle.

Glory City, Liszt also became the city lord of Glory City.

Due to the sacrifice of Prince Lance Sunri, the Elf royal family became extinct.

After discussions among the elven elders, the Silver Moon elves with noble bloodline became the new royal family.

As for the orcs, it was because of the sacrifices of Toren Bloodhorn and the powerful men of the Tauren tribe.

The Golden Lion Tribe took the opportunity to defeat the Tauren Tribe at the Warriors Conference and established the Orc Kingdom.

Because of the occurrence of these things, many soldiers of the Alliance of Light considered this a shameful betrayal.

They did not go back, but chose to stay here and build Glory City with Liszt.

Because everyone formed a deep friendship in the battle, this is the only place on the entire continent where there is no discrimination and hatred.

Thinking of this, Adele felt depressed.

Among such glorious elf veterans, how could there be someone like Lance, a 'wonder'!