Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

According to legend, every chosen person who travels to another world will receive a gift from the world.

Commonly known as 'Golden Finger'.

And the 'world-destroying villain system' is Lance's extremely cheating golden finger.

"Look at today's daily tasks, it's another cheating choice!"

"1: Randomly destroy a village with more than 100 people, and reward 100 villain points."

"2: Make a cute little loli cry, reward 1 villain point. If both are not completed, then 2 points will be deducted!"

"Ah! Do you think I'm stupid? This is a time of peace."

"If I really go to destroy a village, those crazy bitches from the church will arrest me and roast me! I will earn my life by then, but I will lose my life!"

Under the blue sky, in the beautiful garden.

A little girl in a red dress begged her mother for an afternoon.

I finally bought this huge super lollipop.

Smelling the sweet floral fragrance, the little girl has not yet tasted the sweetness of the lollipop.

A tall figure stood in front of her.

Looking at the little girl's innocent eyes and tender face, Lance had a smile on his face.

He reached out to grab the lollipop in her hand and gently peeled off the candy wrapper.

Then, with the little girl's disbelieving eyes, she stuffed the huge lollipop into her mouth.

"Ahhh, ooohhhhhh."

"Children should not eat too much sugar, as it will cause tooth decay and they will not be beautiful by then."

"Handsome brother doesn't like you anymore, so he can only marry a dirty and smelly old man. I'm doing this for your own good, uncle!"

Lance had a lollipop in his mouth and said vaguely.

The expression on the little girl's face suddenly froze, she turned around silently and ran out of the garden.

"Wooooo! Mom! Mom! There's a weird squid snatching my lollipop! Woah!"

Lance licked the lollipop quickly with his tongue, and soon the lollipop shrank in size.

Take out the huge lollipop, put it in the sun, and look at the charming color of the candy body.

Lance couldn't help but lick his numb lips, wondering how he had inserted it just now.

[Achievement: You have made 1000 little lolita cry in total, and you will be awarded an additional 100 villain points. 】

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the honorary title, 'Little Lolita's Weird Rice'. 】

[After equipped, it can have a natural sense of threat to lolita under the age of 12. 】

[Warm reminder: After equipping a title, there is a greater chance of triggering hostility from his parents. 】

"What a rubbish title and useless system. Sooner or later I will push you on the table. Damn it! Adele!"

"Sister Sheriff, that's the uncle. He said he wanted to treat me to a lollipop in the garden, and it turned out, wow, wow!"

The little lolita in the red dress held Adele with one hand and pointed at Lance with the other.

The little face was full of tears, as if she had been greatly wronged.

"My little friend, your words can easily cause misunderstanding. Adele, Adele, please listen to my explanation."

"Oh, explain?"

With a sneer on her face, Adele gritted her silver teeth and said:

"Luring young girls, instigating young boys, stealing girls' underwear, and deceiving girls' feelings."

"Now that you can finally suppress your male hormones, are you going to abduct the little girl?"

Having said this, Adele, who had a pretty face with a sinister look on her face, slowly took out the long knife in her hand.

The sharp blade shone with a cold light in the sunlight, and it was obvious at first glance that it was not ordinary.

"I'll chop you to death, you big scumbag!"

"No, don't draw the sword, a husband and wife will be kind to each other for a hundred days."

"Ah, no, we had a relationship after all. Help! The Sheriff killed someone!"

On this day in Glory City, everyone saw the scene that they loved to see.

Adele held a long knife and chased the scumbag Lance, slashing eight streets.

Late at night, Lance sneaked into his mansion.

And quietly walked into Lilina's room and came to the big bed where she slept.

Looking at Lilina's lovely sleeping face, Lance couldn't help but swallow in the dark.

He slowly reached out, grabbed the quilt wrapped around Lilina, and pulled it up.

Until it covered Lilina’s exposed smooth shoulders and arms,

After making sure that she had no intention of waking up, Lance quietly returned to his room.

By the bright moonlight coming through the window.

Lance, who was sitting at the desk, took out a green-covered notebook from his storage ring.

Turning over one of the pages, Lance picked up the pen on the desk and started writing today's notes.

"Today is July 523, 7 in the mainland Guangming calendar, and it is also my 11th birthday."

"I'm actually four years older than the calendar, which is a bit outrageous."

"Today's weather is good, and the harvest is also good. I earned a full 113 villain points."

"Although the price was that I was caught three times by Adele and fined me a full 23 gold coins, it was all worth it."

"There are still 51230 villain points in the system. I have been saving them for the past few years without spending them."

"It takes [-] villain points to completely restore the soul and origin. The current progress is more than halfway, which is really gratifying."

"Alas, the strength has dropped significantly."

"A body of black iron, a bloodline of bronze, a will of silver, a glory of gold, a human legend, an extraordinary sanctuary, and an immortal demigod."

"I actually fell from the peak of the seventh level to the early stage of the fourth level all of a sudden. It's embarrassing to tell anyone."

"My memory has been getting worse recently. I can't remember many things before."

"I feel like my body is like a funnel right now."

“No matter how much stuff is put in, every drop will be spilled out.”

"But I am extremely lucky to be alive. No difficulty can defeat me."

"As long as I am alive, there is hope. After all, I have plenty of time."

"In the year 527, the human world has witnessed the rise and fall of several dynasties."

"Even for ordinary elves who are known for their long lifespan, 527 years is already a quarter of their life."

"But for the noble Sun Sun royal family among the Sun elves, this little time is just a small part of my long life."

"When I step into the Holy Realm again, or even return to being a demigod, my life will only be longer. It's so long that I feel a little irritable just thinking about it."

"When I first came into this world, I thought I would be the protagonist."

"After all, I have been the prince of elves since I was born. All the elves in this world are nominally under my jurisdiction."

"Martial skills? Tens of thousands of top elf masters lined up to teach me, magic? When I saw the Royal Library, I thought it was the Tower of Babel!"

"Power? Except for my cheap dad, the Sunshine Elf King, I have more power than anyone else."

"Beauty? What a joke, as an elf prince, will he lack this? I'm even an angel, ahem, let's not talk about the past."

"I originally thought I could unify the world, pull the gods off their thrones, and play myself as a creator god or something."

"But I later discovered that no matter which world you are in, you eat one bite at a time, and your strength grows bit by bit."

"Including knowledge, you have to learn it bit by bit. As an elf prince, do you know how I got here after so many years?"

"500 years! I studied at the Elf Royal Academy for 500 years!"