Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Your sweet smile is like a glass of wine that has been stored for many years. Just one sip will make me want to stop."

In the Fiery Red Lips Tavern, Lance held the hand of the beautiful female owner and refused to let go.

"Sister-in-law, do you know what you lack most right now?"

"What you lack is not gold coins and beautiful clothes, but a good man like me."

"How cold and lonely it is in the long night."

"What you need is my blazing chest, not the cold gold coins."

The hands of the beautiful female boss were held tightly by Lance and kneaded gently.

Seeing that he couldn't pull it out after several times of ejaculation, the beautiful female boss sighed and said:

"Lance, haven't you made a fortune recently? Why are you arguing with me here over a few silver coins for wine money?"

"The money for the drink is not important, what is important is my heart. Sister-in-law, no, Karina, you should know how I feel about you."

"Back then, if your mother hadn't insisted on marrying you to my cousin, you and I would have been a match made in heaven!"

"So in order to take revenge, you snatched my daughter's lollipop again yesterday afternoon. Do you know how long she cried last night?"

"Her little notebook is filled with your name, and she is just waiting to take revenge on you when she grows up."

Next to them was Princess Cecilia, who was wearing a bunny girl's black backless uniform.

With anger and hatred on her face, she looked coldly at the two people flirting here.

A month ago, Princess Cecilia woke up from a coma and made a shocking discovery.

He was actually imprisoned by the proprietress of this tavern.

Moreover, the proprietress also took out a magic contract and said that she had been sold to this tavern.

In other words, she, the majestic princess of the kingdom, was actually sold as a slave by a sun elf who looked after the toilet.

Princess Cecilia immediately revealed her identity, said she was willing to compensate the tavern proprietress for her losses, and promised not to pursue the case.

I hope the proprietress can immediately contact the family sending group in the Kingdom of Gulambel and ask them to take her back.

But unexpectedly, the landlady didn't listen to her explanation at all, and instead imprisoned her here as a waiter in the tavern.

The arrogant Princess Cecilia would naturally not be willing to do so, and was ready to force her way out after her body recovered.

As a result, he was given a good beating by the tavern proprietress, and was also put in a slave collar to restrict his physical strength and freedom.

As a bronze strongman, she could not display her powerful strength at all, just like an ordinary woman.

And once she disobeys or leaves the confines of the tavern, the electric current released by the slave collar will make her miserable.

"How dare they? How dare they treat a princess of the kingdom like this? Aren't they afraid of revenge from the Kingdom of Gulambel?"

"This is a trample on the dignity of the royal family! This is an insult to the rights of the nobility!"

Fortunately, the bar owner allows her to redeem herself.

The price was not expensive either, because Lance sold Princess Cecilia here for only thirty gold coins.

So she only needs to take out 65 gold coins to redeem herself.

Princess Cecilia thought that after she disappeared, someone would come to save her soon.

But one day, two days, three days.Until a month later, no one came to see her.

There was no abnormality in Glory City, and the Kingdom's wedding party seemed to have disappeared.

It was as if she, the princess of the kingdom, had never appeared in Glory City.

In Glory City, the only one who can do this is Lord Liszt.

Princess Cecilia knew that it was her inappropriate behavior that aroused the dissatisfaction of Lord Liszt.

So she went to the tavern proprietress for a showdown.

I hope she can convey her apology to Lord Liszt and promise to provide generous compensation.

But what made her heartbroken was that the tavern proprietress seemed not to understand what she said at all.

Instead, he laughed at Cecilia for falling asleep and asked her to work peacefully in his tavern to redeem herself, and not to talk about whimsical things all the time.

Cecilia met this bar owner’s wife at her wedding to Liszt.

Cecilia saw with her own eyes that she took away the little girl in the red dress. She had seen herself before.

He also knew that everything he said was true and he was just pretending to be stupid.

What pained Cecilia the most was that she actually had to go to work.

Wash dishes, sweep the floor, wipe tables, serve tea and water and greet guests.

I'm so busy every day that I don't even have time to go to the bathroom, and I get scolded if I don't do well.

And for her hard work every day, her monthly reward is only two silver coins.

Ridiculous, two silver coins!Each of her hairpins costs twenty gold coins.

If the clothes hadn't been changed so cleanly, she wouldn't even have a pair of socks left.

Cecilia really wanted to use the gold coins.Smash the boss lady in front of you to death.

As beautiful as a flower and as hearty as a snake or scorpion, this is the best way to describe the woman in front of her.

Although she looks like a frail young woman on the outside, she is extremely vicious in her actions.

When she thought about it, her body was still aching.

The tavern owner with fiery red lips is named Karina. In the eyes of outsiders, she is a beautiful and refined intellectual beauty.

Her face is as smooth as jade, and her skin can be broken by blows.

The eyebrows are picturesque, and the brown eyes are extremely clear, rippling like autumn water.

Under her straight nose, there are those crystal teeth, and her red lips are extremely bright, stirring the hearts of others like a raging fire.

Just like the name of this tavern, the flaming red lips make people linger.

Karina has long, smooth and elastic burgundy hair that falls down to her waist like a waterfall.

A strand of hair was being played with by Lance in his hand, flickering under the light.

Like the flow of water waves, there is an indescribable feeling of being out of the dust.

Although Karina is wearing a loose robe, her beautiful figure can still be revealed during her movements.

Especially when she walked, her slender and soft waist swayed gently, making the beautiful body curves faintly visible under the robe.

Swaying like a willow, how enchanting and charming it is.

I don't know what Lance whispered to her, which made Karina smile.

The charming look between her eyebrows and eyes made even Princess Cecilia, a woman, feel excited.

"Okay, Lance, get serious."

Karina gave an angry look and retracted her hands held by Lance.

"Tavern, bar? Just one word will really make business boom."

"Of course, there are 48 pubs in Glory City, but there is only one bar, the Fiery Red Lips Bar!"

"The name alone sounds impressive, and with some small changes I made, it will definitely make those country bumpkins who have never seen the world scream and pay for it."

"Like this new uniform!"

Lance took Cecilia's arm and said:

"In the past, I was either covered up tightly or exposed like a dancer."

"And this new uniform, which I personally designed, is noble and elegant, beautiful and generous."

"Based on this waiter's appearance alone, he needs to become a member of [-] gold coins at the beginning, otherwise he won't be allowed in!"