Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

There was a strange sour smell in the air. Lilina covered her mouth and nose and slowly pushed open the first cubicle of the women's toilet.

"Hey~, it tastes so great!"

If it weren't for the temptation of gold coins, Lilina, who is naturally clean in nature, would have turned around and left long ago.

"pitiful!"

Pushing open the door of the last stall in the toilet, Lilina looked at the hopeless Princess Cecilia and couldn't help but sigh.

No matter how beautiful a woman is, most of her luster will be lost if she is tortured like this.

What's more, Cecilia's body is still full of sour odor.

"Hello, beautiful sister, do you need help?"

Lilina had a timid expression on her face and asked innocently.

Hearing someone speaking, Cecilia's dull light gray eyes suddenly moved.

"Is there anyone? He's saved!"

After focusing her eyes, Cecilia looked at the beautiful doll-like maid in front of her and couldn't help but sigh in her heart:

"What a stunner this is!"

In normal times, she would definitely show her charm and aura, making this little maid understand that a firefly cannot compete with the bright moon.

But at this time, the little maid in front of her is her only savior, no matter how she looks at her, she likes her.

"Little sister, have you brought any paper?"

After finally wiping her body clean, Princess Cecilia wanted to stand up and lift her skirt up.

As a result, his legs went weak and he fell down in front of Lilina.

In this cold night, Cecilia felt the coolness behind her.

"Ah! Sister, what's wrong with you? Are you hungry?"

Lilina quickly lifted up Cecilia's skirt to cover her exposed beauty, and then helped Cecilia up.

"Thank you, little sister, what's your name?"

"My name is Lilina."

"Lilina, I am Cecilia Gulan, I will definitely repay you."

The night wind blew by, and Lilina supported Cecilia and walked slowly on the path.

"Sister Cecilia, if you go out like this, you will be taken advantage of by those stinky men."

"You come to my room first, take a shower, and change clothes. Have a good night's rest, and we'll talk about anything tomorrow."

As the toilet paper ran out, Cecilia had no choice but to tear up her wedding dress instead. At this time, she was completely naked and having sex.

She had been missing for so long, and Liszt didn't send anyone to look for her, which shows how important she is in Liszt's mind.

Cecilia felt bitter in her heart, which was funny.

She had previously thought that she could make Liszt fall under her skirt with her looks and skills.

Before this trip, she collected all the information she could about Liszt and accurately grasped Liszt's character weaknesses.

Along the way, she was rehearsing every word and every action in her mind over and over again.

She even practiced every smile she showed countless times, just hoping to succeed once in front of Liszt.

Should he be said to be a legendary savior hero and a powerful demigod among humans?

Just a small character who accidentally appeared next to her ruined the entire plan that she was proud of.

The war against demons was over when Cecilia was born.

Over the years, she had almost grown up listening to the stories of the three legendary heroes.

The great Torun Bloodhorn Patriarch, the wise Prince Lance Sunshine, and the heroic Son of Light Liszt.

Cecilia has been full of respect and admiration for these three legendary heroes since she was a child.

When the kingdom faced a crisis, she immediately thought of City Lord Liszt, the only one to survive among the three legendary heroes.

Because Cecilia had longing for Liszt in her heart, even the trek along the way did not feel difficult.

When Princess Cecilia actually saw Liszt, no one knew how happy and excited she was.

She, Cecilia Gulain, is about to marry the legendary savior hero!

When she put on her wedding dress and slowly walked towards Liszt among the flying petals.

Cecilia once thought that she was the happiest woman in the world.

But unfortunately, after that damn smiling face appeared, everything she expected turned into a dream.

A confusing and sad dream.

Hungry and thirsty, Cecilia was exhausted.

Coupled with losing her mind, she actually collapsed on Lilina like that.

Looking at her sleeping face, Lilina looked adorable.

"Sister Cecilia? Sister Cecilia! Wake up!"

Cecilia, who was sleeping, showed no reaction.

"It's broken! She passed out. Wait, then I don't have to act? Okay!"

In a quiet room, on a gorgeous bed.

A stunning beauty with long golden hair slowly opened her beautiful light gray eyes.

"Here, where?"

Cecilia had a confused look in her eyes, but soon, the memory before her coma was recalled by her.

"Lilina, Lilina!"

Cecilia called several times, but no one responded to her. She could only lift the thin quilt and tried to get off the bed.

"Ah~ um!"

Cecilia's body softened and she lay back on the bed.

Her body was so exhausted that she couldn't get out of bed for three to five days.

And, unlike the numbness I felt yesterday, I had diarrhea for hours.

Now the painful feeling behind her made her feel uneasy.

Fortunately, someone cleaned themselves up and put on soft, loose clothes.

Otherwise, if there is still that sour smell in her body, Cecilia might go crazy on the spot.

"Lilina! Are you there? Is there anyone? Come here!"

Cecilia's voice was a little hoarse and no one responded.

Cecilia poured her spiritual power into the storage ring on her left index finger, intending to get some water to drink first.

But what surprised Cecilia was that she couldn't feel her storage ring anymore.

With some effort, he moved his left hand in front of his eyes. The index finger was empty, and the leaf-green storage ring had disappeared without a trace.

"What's going on? Could it be Lilina!"

"No, it's impossible. Without my mental fluctuations, others can't take out the contents."

"The storage ring is manufactured by the highest research institute of the Elf Kingdom and is absolutely unbreakable."

"Did I drop it somewhere while I was in a trance?"

"No! We need to get it back. It contains the kingdom's most precious treasures and nearly [-]% of the royal family's wealth."

"I originally planned to use them to stabilize Liszt's heart after getting married, but I didn't expect it!"

"No, no! If I lose it, I will be a sinner in the kingdom!"

"Someone! Come quickly, can anyone hear me?"

Princess Cecilia turned over with difficulty, lying on the bed and shouting anxiously.

Soon, she heard someone approaching outside the door.

Immediately afterwards, the door to the room was gently pushed open by a beautiful woman.

"It's you!"

Cecilia's pupils shrank and she cried out.