Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

The moon and stars were thin, and the meeting hall of the city lord's palace was still brightly lit.

If an outsider who didn't know why saw it, they would think that Lord Liszt was working conscientiously.

Working hard day and night for the construction and development of Glory City.

But the actual situation is that the meeting hall is full of demons and demons, and it can be described as a chaotic dance of demons.

"Moo! Look what I'm doing, you didn't see that I'm already wearing a skirt!"

Toren had a circle of large green leaves around his waist, barely covering his thighs, and was biting into a large piece of grilled steak.

Seeing Torun's wide eyes, the new maid's mouth dropped and she almost cried.

"Mom, look! That cow is eating beef. Didn't the teacher say that all animals with long hooves eat grass?"

The cute little girl in a red dress pointed at Torun and shouted innocently.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Children are ignorant, please forgive me!"

The beautiful young woman quickly covered the little girl's mouth, picked up a piece of fried chicken leg and stuffed it into her mouth.

"Ah! My Nancy, I miss your flaming lips."

"Ah! My Nancy, your thick beard haunts me!"

"Ah! Nordin Hammer, can you please stop singing! Your broken gong voice is so ugly!"

Nordin Hammer is a muscular and honest dwarf.

The thick beard on his face was carefully braided into two thick braids with his fingers.

At this time, Nordin, who had drunk too much, was holding the wine jar and singing the love song he wrote to his first girlfriend.

That broken voice made the middle-aged knight sitting next to him restless.

"Ah! How could you marry someone else like this? How could you have the heart to leave me behind!"

Nordin wiped his nose and tears all over his thick beard.

"Liszt, you must try this dish. It's a famous dish from Gulambeer, the beef balls that burst with juice! It's really delicious!"

Lance threw a round meatball into his mouth, bit it with his teeth, and the juice inside squirted out.

It landed right on the face of the little girl in the red dress, causing the little girl who was chewing fried chicken legs to cry out with a "Wow!"

"Sister-in-law, please listen to my explanation. I really didn't mean it this time!"

The young woman glared at Lance angrily, took out a tissue and wiped the little girl's face.

"Lance, why do you always say weird things? I want to ask you questions but you never say anything."

Liszt gently bit the outer layer of the beef balls, and the overflowing juice instantly filled his mouth.

"good to eat!"

Liszt's eyes lit up, and with this bite, his teeth cut through the beef balls.

It was like biting through a thousand layers of explosive beads, and the layers were shattered.

The gravy fills your mouth instantly, and the fresh aroma of beef mixed with the milky aroma of butter makes you want to stop eating.

"You don't understand it now, but you will understand it after you get married."

Lance lightly bit into the beef balls, causing the soup to splash.

It caused the maids to get jealous and avoid each other, and they had a great time.

"I heard that this dish was made by Princess Cecilia herself. I don't know if it's true."

Lance picked up the last beef ball left on the plate, licked his lips, and said something unfinished.

With all the guests gone, all the wedding banquet prepared was naturally left.

Lance looked at the dozens of wedding banquets prepared by Gulamber's wedding party.

He immediately waved his hand and invited a group of old comrades to come over for dinner, and this was how the scene unfolded.

To say that Cecilia is well prepared, the wedding banquet will start as soon as the wedding is over.

This is a good thing that the princess of this country is rushing to post, but others can't find it even with a lantern.

It's a pity that Liszt, a tough guy, doesn't want anything offered to him.

"Fuck!"

Lance bit into another beef ball and saw this scene.

Liszt suddenly remembered something and asked worriedly:

"Lance, it's been five or six hours, will something happen to Princess Cecilia?"

"Don't worry, it's just detoxification. Lilina has also passed. She will be fine."

Lance grabbed a little maid and, with her aggrieved expression, slowly lifted her skirt.

After wiping her mouth with her skirt, she muttered:

"But it did take a little longer this time. I made that wine 300 years ago. It won't expire, right?"

Under the night sky, in the path of the City Lord's Mansion.

In front of the sign saying '0.001 meters away from the toilet'.

"We're finally here. I haven't been here for a long time and I almost got lost."

Lilina carried the plate and ate while walking. A round, bursting beef ball was picked up by her slender fingers and slowly put into her mouth.

"Fuck!"

As the juice splattered, Lilina's innocent blue eyes narrowed happily.

The delicate and lovely face is filled with a happy smile:

"Sure enough, cum is the soul!"

Putting the plate into the storage ring, Lilina took out a paper towel and wiped her hands, and then straightened her long flaxen hair.

Then he slowly walked towards the public toilet built by Lance.

"Big client, big client! The master said that whether Lilina's tuition can be collected depends on this time."

Just as Lilina approached the women's toilet, there was a sudden sound of liquid splashing against the wall.

Lilina froze, her innocent big blue eyes blinking involuntarily, with a puzzled look on her face.

In the innermost compartment of the women's restroom was Princess Cecilia, wearing a wedding dress and already exhausted.

At this time, she was sitting on the toilet, her hands hanging helplessly on both sides of her body.

He pursed his dry lips, and his beautiful light gray eyes had long lost their sparkle, and they were looking up aimlessly.

Cecilia didn't know how long she had been here, and she wanted to leave.

But the furthest time, she only made it to the door of the toilet, and was pulled back because of abdominal pain.

Fortunately, there is still some water in the storage ring, and she also has the strength of the bronze level.

Otherwise, Cecilia really doubted that she would be dragged to death in this toilet.

Cecilia now regrets extremely that she did not spend a huge amount of money to buy two magic sound crystals from the Elf Kingdom.

In that case, someone will come to save you.

She doesn't have to be trapped in this smelly, dark and lonely toilet.

My stomach doesn't seem to hurt anymore. It was just the last wave of bowel movements.

It looks like I'm ready to go.

Cecilia picked up the paper bag and took a look. It was already empty.

This is toilet paper bought with [-] gold coins!Why did it run out?

Cecilia knew that this toilet would become her nightmare for a long time to come.

She must burn this damn toilet down!Move horizontally!Buried deep!

Until all traces of its existence in the world are erased, Cecilia may really go crazy.

After all, there are seven toilets!They were all blocked by her alone!