Mad Elf's Diary of a Scumbag

"Isn't the membership fee of [-] gold coins too expensive?"

Karina bit her finger gently and said worriedly.

"It's definitely not expensive. This is a preferential price just to build awareness."

"This Glory Day is a grand celebration that occurs once every ten years. Kaizi from the entire continent will come here."

"Those bumpkins have nothing but endless gold coins to spend."

Lance picked up the wine glass and moistened his throat, and then said slowly:

"Aristocrats only want the most expensive, not the best. If they are crowded into a tavern with common people, they will only feel that they have lost their status."

"What they need is a place that can reflect their noble status."

"As long as this place looks high-end and classy, ​​they will clamor and pay for it."

"To be precise, what they value is not how delicious the wine here is or how attentive the service is."

"It's about whether this place can make them more respectable, more noble, and more aristocratic."

"But, is it too late?"

Karina put her right hand down from her lips, and two rows of shallow tooth marks appeared on her white index finger.

"The Glory Day celebration will start in less than a month. According to your plan, the entire tavern needs to be renovated."

"We also need to sell off the shops on the left and right sides, plus the cost and time of recruiting new people, publicity, and training."

Having said this, Karina raised her hand and rubbed her eyebrows in distress.

"Besides, people are not easy to recruit. Your requirements are too harsh."

"For these waiters to achieve the results you mentioned, I'm afraid they will have to audition once in Glory City."

"Where can I find so many beauties? Lord Liszt will not agree."

"I will solve the personnel problem. Eighty qualified waiters can start training at any time."

"As for other problems, they won't be a problem as long as the money is available."

Lance waved his hand and said confidently.

"But I don't have to pay for it now."

"I do! As long as Karina agrees to my conditions, I will pay for all the expenses."

With that said, Lance held Karina's hands again and said affectionately:

"Sister-in-law, you don't want little Lina to be bullied in the future because the dowry is not generous enough."

"That, all right."

Karina looked embarrassed, hesitated for a long time, and then nodded gently.

"Okay! But although we are a family in a sense, the contract still needs to be signed."

With that said, Lance took out a drawn up magic contract from his arms and placed it in front of Karina.

Seeing Karina pick up the contract and read it carefully word for word, Lance said with some disappointment:

"Karina, after all these years, you still can't trust me? I'm obsessed with you, so how can I take advantage of you in the contract?"

Cecilia shook off Lance's hand and came behind Karina.

She hated Karina, but she hated Lance, the one-eyed sun elf, even more.

The hateful face of blocking herself in front of the toilet and asking for money has been deeply imprinted on her heart.

It made her gnash her teeth and get angry.

If she could find the trap set by Lance on the contract, she would point it out immediately.

And with a questioning tone, Lance was embarrassed.

After all, this guy came over early in the morning, held Karina's hand, and chatted all day long.

It made me wear this shameful uniform and stand next to the two of them all day long.

Now my tired legs and feet are sore and my body is shaking.

In my heart, I wanted to drive this annoying sun elf out of the tavern, as far away as possible.

And as both a woman, Cecilia could tell at a glance that Lance was uneasy and well-intentioned.

The tone was half seductive and half coercive, and there was no hint of respect for Karina in her movements.

He held his hand and refused to let go, if Karina hadn't frequently slapped his mischievous hands away.

Cecilia couldn't even imagine what Lance would do in front of her.

But surprisingly, this contract is actually very fair.

He even suffered the loss in many places, while Karina took advantage in vain.

"Did I misunderstand him? Does he really want to help Karina?"

"After all, this contract is pure and selfless. There is no selfish desire at all. It protects Karina's interests at all times."

This made Cecilia feel a little moved in her heart.

I never imagined that this damn sun elf would behave in such a pure and selfless way.

But the strange thing is that this contract seems very beautiful to Cecilia.

Karina was reluctant to sign, and instead had a strange and playful expression on her face.

If it had been her, Cecilia, she would have signed this very attractive-looking contract.

Looking at the contract drawn up on this magic contract, Karina sneered and said:

"If you don't change your mind, have you forgotten what we witches do?"

As she spoke, Karina's fingertips shimmered and she gently clasped the edge of the contract.

In Cecilia's shocked eyes, she slowly tore off one layer of the contract.

Except for the signature area, everything in this contract has changed.

This was actually a contract to sell the Fiery Lips Tavern to Lance for one gold coin.

Looking at the extremely harsh regulations in the contract, Cecilia couldn't help but feel a chill on her back.

Is this the dark side of the world?If she signs this contract, Karina will not only have nothing.

He will also owe Lance a huge debt and work for the rest of his life!

But it wasn't over yet. Cecilia's eyes widened as she watched Karina tear off another layer from the thin contract.

Looking at the contract that had been changed again, Cecilia couldn't help but blush. This was actually a contract of prostitution.

The first clause of the contract is that Karina will unconditionally become one of Lance's harem.

She also wears a maid uniform to serve Lance tea and water, does laundry and cooks every day, and is not allowed to complain.

"Oh, there seems to be two layers underneath. I really want to tear it off to see what it is!"

With a dangerous smile on her face, Karina gently scratched the edge of the contract.

"Huh? Hahahaha, Lilina must have made a mistake. She made her own decision. I don't know about the contract."

Lance laughed, took the contract back from the table, and naturally tore it into pieces.

"It's all Lilina's fault. I'll go back and draw up a new one."

Seeing Lance's innocent look, Karina sighed softly and said:

"It's better to settle this matter as soon as possible. Time is money."

With that said, Karina took out a piece of white paper from her robe and began to draw up a contract between the two of them on the spot.

"I really learned something. This world is too dark. Things like contracts must be drawn up on the spot, otherwise you will be tricked to death without even knowing it."

Cecilia sighed secretly in her heart, but soon, everything that happened before her eyes refreshed her outlook again.