I don't have a system but I have a hammer

When everyone heard the words, they looked strange, like a group of audience who were about to usher in the finale, but suddenly found out that the protagonist had been killed...

Even the fire-breathing man is the same, but he reacted very quickly, and immediately changed back to his respected appearance, and at the same time he said something on the scene...

"Children can be taught, you can join my teaching!"

As he spoke, he turned his head to look at the two female guardians...

"Hurry up and enroll in the priesthood!"

The female guardian hurriedly should be...

"New disciples kneel down and listen to the canon!"

As soon as the words fell, the kneeling newcomers around me quickly lowered their heads and put their hands flat on the ground, with a pious look of obedience...

At the same time, taking advantage of the fact that everyone's eyes were focused on the female guardian, an imperceptible gloomy look flashed in the eyes of the fire-breathing man, and at the same time he quietly took two steps back...

As if trying to save his own image...

But I quickly retracted my peripheral vision, and lowered my head like the people around me, but I almost laughed out loud in my heart...

It seems that this bastard just got the system not long ago, otherwise he would definitely know about Yuan Neng. Similarly, this aspect also proves that he may not have much to do with the Gang of Strange People...

While I was still thinking about it, two female protectors had already started the so-called initiation ceremony...

"Burning holy incense in front of the altar, avoiding evil and clearing up turbidity and delusion!"

swipe swipe~

Along with three abnormal noises, the talisman papers in the hands of the two female guardians suddenly burst into flames, but it only lasted for a blink of an eye and then went out instantly, followed by the talismans they held in their hands and kept waving. ...Holy incense?

Um?Smells like regular sandalwood...

Quite particular, as the saying goes...

Agarwood attracts ghosts, sandalwood attracts gods...

"As soon as the holy incense circles around, the venerable will be the father forever!"

The female protector chanted the words of enlightenment, and at the same time held the holy incense and entered the crowd. While passing us, she also drew a talisman with the holy incense on everyone's head...

"The holy incense is surrounded by two people, with different surnames and the same relatives!"

The two of them changed their positions, interlaced with each other, and walked around us like butterflies wearing flowers, still waving holy incense in their hands, it was simply wonderful...

At this time, I also saw the expressions of those onlookers. Although their eyes were still blazing with enthusiasm, after the collision of water and fire just now, a few of them were clearly absent-minded...

This shows that they have not been controlled by others, they are just in awe and longing for the mysterious power displayed by the fire-breathing man...

It also explained from the side that this so-called holy incense does not contain any controlled drugs, so I am so bold and confident in admiring the performance of the two dancers...

And this playful show...is still going on!

"The holy incense is wrapped three times, the old and the young are as good as your own!"

"Sacred incense surrounds all around, taste the sweets and share the bitterness!"

"The holy incense surrounds the world, and it will never break the oath!"

After finishing the lines that rhymed neatly, the two female guardians pretended to be back and returned to the fire-breathing man...

"After the ceremony of enrolling in the teaching, please give the last word, my lord!"

The fire-breathing man nodded slightly, and after looking around the crowd majesticly, he shouted loudly with an upright face...

"You have already bypassed Shengxiang, and you will be the disciples of the Qitian Sect for the rest of your life. Like an apostate, five thunders strike the top and all six roots are severed!"

After all, he gave me an extremely cryptic look...

And everyone shouted in unison...

"Five thunders strike the top, and all six roots are broken!"

"Five thunders strike the top, and all six roots are broken!"

This touching and religious performance finally came to a successful conclusion in the heart-warming slogans of the crowd!

Just when I thought it was almost time to end the session, it was followed by an hour-long doctrinal explanation, which made me feel a little regretful...

Damn, I knew I should have shot directly just now...

The main reason is that most of them are a group of ordinary people who have been deceived, and there are very few people who really know the inside story of Qi Tianjiao's kidnapping of children, or directly participate in it...

So forcibly shooting is likely to cause public anger, and the consequence of causing public anger is to hurt innocent people, so I can only pretend to be serious and start listening to the class...

"Remember...my teachings..."

"Purdue the world...to help each other..."

after an hour…

Just when the corners of my eyes were sore and I was about to squint and fall asleep, the fire-breathing man finally said the closing words that I had been thinking about...

"That's the end of today's teachings. It's getting late. All disciples should rest early after returning home. Remember to recite the teachings often. Most of them will spread branches and leaves for the Qitian Sect and accumulate merits..."

Seeing the crowd disperse, the fire-breathing man bowed his head and whispered something to the two female guardians, and then quickly left the stage without saying a word. suspicious...

And just when I was about to follow, I was stopped by the oncoming female protector...

"The venerable said that you are very talented and have the roots of wisdom, so he made an exception and allowed you to enter the cabinet and become his first disciple!"

Looking at the slightly envious eyes on their faces, I immediately pretended to be overjoyed and nodded in agreement, then pouted at the fire-breathing man's back...

"When will you go to the cabinet? Now?"

The two handed me a yellow talisman and shook their heads slightly...

"The venerable has entered the cabinet to rest now, if you come here tomorrow, we will naturally take you in!"

Although I still had a smile on my face when I heard the words, I was extremely upset in my heart. After all, every minute is precious to me, how can I waste a day in this kind of place?

So I hurriedly smiled mysteriously at the two of them...

"Two guardian sisters, in fact, I never thought of joining the teaching before. The main reason is that I have admired Qi Tianjiao for a long time, so I wanted to come here to learn more. I also specially brought a secret treasure to your teaching for friendship. good!"

Seeing that the faces of the two were a bit ugly, I hurriedly explained with a smile...

"However, when I came here today, after seeing the demeanor of the Venerable, I am truly convinced, and I am willing to join your sect, but this secret treasure..."

The faces of the two of them softened a lot when they heard the words, and after hearing the pause in my words, they asked curiously...

"Do you have that secret treasure with you? Take it out and have a look..."

I glanced at the empty hall, then at the guards on both sides of the passage, and immediately stood in the middle of the hall pretending to be, while looking at the two with a solemn expression...

"The two protectors just stand there and don't move. This secret treasure of mine is extremely powerful. If it is not a god like the Venerable, I am afraid that various abnormal reactions will occur within five meters, ranging from physical disability to severe. Die on the spot!"

The footsteps of the two who originally wanted to get closer suddenly stopped, and after looking at each other, they both saw the suspicious look in each other's eyes, and there was a faint fear of unknown power...

Sure enough, these two people didn't know anything about the system. They were probably just two small characters who joined the teaching relatively early, were trained as confidantes, and also worked part-time as maids...

Withdrawing my thoughts, I pretended to be mysterious and took a deep breath...

"Attention, both of you, I'm going to show the secret treasure next, but don't blink!"