I don't have a system but I have a hammer

The truth is, before I could think about it, there was another shout from the little yellow man in the hall...

"All salute, and welcome the venerable!"

Huhu~

As soon as the voice fell, there was a wave of heat in the hall, followed by two beautiful women in golden robes who suddenly appeared from both sides of the Arhat statue!

Damn, this is... Female Arhat?

Before I could react, a tall figure carrying red flames flew out from the top of the statue, and the next second it landed firmly, it spit out several small flame snakes from its mouth, directly lighting all the candles around the Buddha statue...

Call ~

With his fiery red robe fluttering automatically without wind, the temperature in the hall suddenly rose a little...

There is one thing to say, his seemingly smooth acrobatic performance just now, even in the colorful performances of the brilliant Chinese people, is also very visually stunning...

At least that's the case for the stunned villagers around me. What's more, this guy is still burning with flames, and he doesn't seem to have the slightest idea of ​​trying to extinguish them, just letting the flames sway...

"Valentine Weihe, the magic power is boundless!"

"Valentine Weihe, the magic power is boundless!"

The fire-breathing man's face remained calm, and he just waved his big hand wrapped in flames in the air, stopping everyone's shouting and the burning heat in their eyes...

Immediately, there was a clear line...

"A catastrophe from heaven has struck the world, and tribulations are everywhere!"

"This seat opens the altar today to accept new disciples!"

"The intention is to correct the world's mistakes and correct the way!"

"If you believe in my religion, you will overcome all difficulties!"

As soon as the words fell, the two beautiful women beside the fire-breathing man shouted loudly at us...

"Hurry up and kneel down!"

Everyone who was still thinking about the escape route, after seeing the shocking performance of the fire-breathing man just now, was already shocked and convinced...

Coupled with the atmosphere of the scene so well...

They immediately became fans of passers-by, like the fans of the fire-breathing man, they rushed forward one by one, and knelt down at his feet. !

If the only person on the scene who didn't step forward, it could only be me with a hesitant face...

And this unexpected situation of Waterloo, which was originally unsuccessful in all tests, also attracted the attention of everyone in the audience...

The fire-breathing man stared...

"You...why don't you kneel!"

I scratched my head in a little embarrassment, and smiled at the fire-breathing man in embarrassment...

"Uh... when I was born, a Taoist priest pointed at my nose and said that I was the god of the river who came into the world and specialized in subduing the sky fire. I'm afraid... if you get close, your sky fire will be extinguished..."

My superstitious nonsense was successfully exchanged for ridicule from everyone...

"Haha, this new guy, I'm afraid he hasn't seen His Holiness' true power..."

"Hey, I really don't know what to do, but I want to see how His Holiness will punish him..."

"I don't think this newcomer is like a local. He may have some knowledge, but he will suffer in a while..."

"Haha, what an ignorant boy, how can that bull-nosed Taoist priest be against the Eighteen Venerables of my Qitian Sect!"

"... "

In the face of everyone's cynicism, I didn't pay much attention to it. I just lighted a cigarette lightly, and looked at the fire-breathing man standing in front of the statue without saying a word, with a hint of meaning in his eyes. profound…

Of course, just the silent staring between me and him is really hard to satisfy the mentality of everyone at the scene that watching the excitement is not a big deal, so the two stunning beauties immediately stood up and added another one with stern voices. fire...

"Bold, the altar is in front of the altar, the venerable is on top, and you dare to speak wild words, you don't know what to say!"

"The Equal Heaven Sect cannot be profaned. If you join the sect with a different intention and speak other ways, it is a serious crime and you should be punished!"

Seeing that the two female guardians had spoken, everyone started shouting in unison...

"It should be punished!"

"It should be punished!"

"... "

Seeing that the atmosphere of the scene has been heightened to this point, the fire-breathing man no longer remained silent, and a majestic coldness flashed in his eyes, and he spoke a few words with a strong line skills...

"The sacred fire is lit in front of the altar, avoiding evil and filth!"

"Xiao Xiao doesn't know it, talking about the saint is like child's play!"

The fire-breathing man glanced around the crowd, then looked at me with a sneer...

"Punish his body, punish his behavior, and persuade his mind!"

"The venerable stands tall like a mountain, and it's hard to make tea with flames!"

After all, there was a hint of playfulness in his eyes...

"Why don't you... go forward and have a try?"

Good guy, this classical Chinese literature is really good, it probably means that punishing me is better than persuading me to turn around...

And he is standing here now, not afraid of the river god in my mouth at all, he is as immovable as a mountain, covered by water and earth, which probably means this, and the words "flame" and "tea" are obviously used The metaphor of the ancients serving tea to remind me...

Be careful that the tea is not brewed well, and you end up burning yourself!

Hiss~ I want to chew like this...

The tea in the back can be connected with the original intention of the river...

Hmm... This guy's freestyle ability really makes me envious...

"How? How dare you?"

It was the fire-breathing man's confident urging that pulled me out of the literary pit...

I didn't hesitate any more when I saw this, and with a shy smile on my face, I walked towards the statue with a slightly cautious step to meet everyone's gaze...

20 meters!

I don't know who will solidify the playful smile on everyone's face at this time, or the shy smile on my face...

But if the magic item this guy uses...

What should I do?

13 meters!

The smile on my face gradually became insolent, while the smiles on everyone's faces gradually began to dissipate, and some people even showed a little surprise on their faces...

Because the flame on the fire-breathing man actually dimmed a little, although there was only a little bit, it was already incredible enough, after all, I was a heretic who was criticizing their beliefs!

The fire-breathing man himself still maintained his composure. As for whether he was pretending or not, only he himself knows...

11 meters!

The flames on the fire-breathing man's body have begun to shrink in an all-round way, leaving only a thin layer, and even the color has changed from the original fiery red to a looming translucence...

But everyone stared wide-eyed, looking at the flames on his body in disbelief, their eyes filled with despair as if their beliefs were about to collapse...

But when the distance of ten meters was about to arrive and the flame was about to go out, I smiled and stopped...

It's not to save face for this guy, but because there are several melon-eating people lying on the ground in front of me, blocking my way...

Seeing that I couldn't see it, I secretly adjusted the power of the prosthesis to the maximum, and at the same time bowed to everyone pretending to be terrified, then knelt down on one knee, looked at the fire-breathing man with a livid face but still pretending, with eager eyes...

"My lord, it was I who believed the words of the bullshit Taoist. Now I know I was wrong, and I want to sincerely submit to the Qitian Sect!"