I don't have a system but I have a hammer

In the next second, under the shocked eyes of the two of them, I stretched out the prosthetic limb that had maximized the activation of the electric shock function, and spread the palm of my left hand in a virtual grip...

At the same time, he kept explaining...

"Look, protectors, this secret treasure is called Hidden Thunder Ball. Once activated, no one can see its body clearly, but they can see the blue electric glow it emits. Now I am within five meters of it. Inside, there are all the phantoms of thunder and lightning transformed by it, and those who are not skilled in Taoism will not be able to detect it!"

After all, I still pretended to make a fist with my left hand, and danced back and forth in the air with my prosthetic limb covered with blue lights, looking like a handsome blue boxing envoy...

And the two of them had already looked dull, like idiots, staring intently at the blue light that spread from my forearm to my palm, as if they had seen a miracle...

And the guards at the entrance of the passage were even worse. They all stretched their necks to look at me, like a group of aunts who wanted to squeeze into the crowd to join in the fun...

That's right, thanks to the existence of anthropomorphic skin color, no one will find the prosthetic limb of my left hand at a distance of five meters...

In fact, it's fine even at a short distance, but I purposely said five meters just in case...

At this time, I, who was still performing hard, saw that everyone was completely convinced by my secret treasure, so I immediately turned off the electric shock function. At the same time, imitating Huang Feihong's appearance, I put my hands behind my back and asked a little playfully...

"Did you see the phantoms just now?"

Seeing that I had stopped moving, the two of them came to their senses, and hurriedly pretended to be a smart person who saw the emperor's new clothes, and nodded slightly...

"What a joke, it's just a few phantoms, we can see them clearly!"

"That's right, but although your secret treasure looks ordinary, but because of your sincerity, we will take it as a good deed and bring it to Your Honor..."

While talking, one of them wanted to reach out to take it, while I smiled mysteriously and shook my head slightly...

"Don't worry, you two, listen to me first. This hidden thunder ball is not a mortal thing. If you are not a person who practices Huo Lei Kung Fu, you will probably die on the spot if you touch it, so it is best for me to bring it myself. Give it to His Holiness..."

The two frowned and thought for a moment, then asked...

"You mean the Fire and Thunder Kung Fu? The venerable's kung fu is related to fire. I can understand that, but didn't you say that you are a river god who came down to earth? Why can you still..."

Without any hesitation, I immediately gave an explanation...

"It seems that the two of you forgot, isn't electrolyzed water also water, so although I am practicing water-based exercises, I can also touch the hidden lightning ball..."

It's just nonsense, but I'm very confident...

After all, once the two so-called protectors in front of them take off their beautiful coats, they are actually no different from the two village girls. They don't understand science or exercises...

There is nothing good except Zou Zou who speaks a lot of words!

So even if I say that I am descended from the Earth God and practice the Potato Kungfu, they will probably believe it. After all... Potatoes can also generate electricity, can't they?

But the two of them are obviously not so easy to fool...

"Can tomorrow?"

I was slightly taken aback, and immediately came up with an excuse...

"By the way, speaking of this, I will bring two other secret treasures for the two of you tomorrow, but I will trouble you to help me out today, after all, the sooner this thing is the better..."

When they heard the first half of the sentence, the faces of the two of them immediately burst into joy, but the second half of the sentence made them frown...

I thought for a moment when I saw this, and immediately pretended to be helpless and opened my mouth to explain...

"Well, it seems that it is impossible to tell the truth. In fact, the young one is not a person without peace, but my family teacher travels around all the year round, so he doesn't care too much about where I live and what family I worship. Learn useful methods and make more friends in the world..."

"And this time, the old man specially asked me to bring him here to present the treasure. In fact, it was for some secret matters, so I did this. I hope you two can understand..."

After that, I bowed slightly to the two of them sincerely, waiting for their reply...

The two people who heard the words suddenly realized, but they didn't agree directly, but lowered their heads to discuss for a while, and then asked a new question...

"The teacher's name is..."

Hearing this, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief...

Because if they can ask this question, it means that they have let go. After all, things like names... Even if I just talk nonsense, do they know?

So I straightened my back, with extremely hot pride in my eyes, and said loudly...

"Teacher's name... Master Hammer!"

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The expressions of the two froze suddenly...

That's right, their reaction was within my expectations. There was a bit of surprise in the stupefaction, a hint of suspicion in the surprise, and a bit of "Would someone really have such a name?" weird...

But I am very confident. The reason is very simple. After all, a person has seen too many ghosts and ghosts, so no matter how outrageous things are, he should be able to accept them...

Sure enough, they then nodded in understanding...

"Hmm... Although the name is a bit weird, capable people and strangers will have some strange things that are difficult for ordinary people to understand, such as..."

Speaking of this, the two suddenly stopped talking, as if they remembered something interesting, they looked at each other and smiled...

After a pause, they seemed to have just remembered that there was an outsider here, so they quickly recovered their seriousness, and then avoided me and bowed their heads to discuss...

And I lowered my eyebrows and waited patiently...

As expected, after a short 1 minute, the two nodded slightly at me with gestures...

"My lord should not be asleep yet. Anyway, you will enter the cabinet tomorrow. It should be fine to bring you in ahead of time..."

"But you are not yet a big disciple, you still have to abide by the rules. After entering the cabinet, you must not make loud noises, let alone move around. If you break something, we will all suffer, understand? "

I hastily nodded yes, and at the same time made an empty invitation with one hand...

"Little one understands, then I will trouble the two of you to lead the way..."

Passing through the less heavily guarded passage, passing through the spacious and clean but slightly desolate courtyard, passing by the red low houses with unpainted walls, I came to a small building with yellow symbols on the door and statues of Arhats on both sides. In front of the building...

Oh, not a monk or a Taoist, pretending to be a ghost!

"What are you doing in a daze, in case the Venerable Lord rests, you can only wait for tomorrow..."

Listening to the urging ahead, I secretly took note of the surrounding environment, and then followed the pace of the two of them...