I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"Whoo~"

[After listening to Uncle Wrench’s story, Squidward took a deep breath, obviously digesting the shock in his heart. He was silent for several seconds before sighing with great envy...]

"I really didn't expect that the madman would have such amazingly powerful life-saving technology. No wonder he always dares to do some risky behaviors, and is even so bold that he is fearless. It turns out that he has the blood tide mecha as a basis..."

"His luck is indeed very good..."

[Seemingly recalling something, Uncle Wrench nodded empathetically, with some complexity in his eyes...]

"During the hundred years when the Divine Language tribe declined, there were many interstellar businessmen who tried to unite with many top bioengineers to capture the remaining Divine Language tribe members and use them to study their secrets of predicting the future..."

"In fact, many members of the Divine Language Tribe were in trouble because of this, and many illegal human research institutions were even established as a result of their arrests. However, the final research results were beyond the expectations of all bioengineers..."

[He turned around and patted the medicine bottle on the shoulder. The latter immediately understood and continued to talk while recalling...]

"The research literature I have read about the Divine Language Race says that their body structure is basically no different from that of ordinary people. The ones with the highest genetic similarity are nothing more than humanoid creatures. As for why they can predict the future, it is completely It's because the amount of biological charge in their brains is dozens or even hundreds of times higher than that of normal people..."

"In addition, researchers have cloned a divine whisperer through their original genes. Although he can predict the future briefly after reaching adulthood, he will fall into a long-term coma every time he uses his prediction ability. He didn't even survive ten years and died of illness..."

"Of course, some people want to use this to cultivate more clones and use the numbers to accumulate more revelations about the future, but the result is quite interesting. The future predicted by the cloned Divine Language people is very short-lived. Generally it won’t take more than a month, and some even only last a few minutes…”

"In addition, someone used molecular slicing technology, which was an illegal project at the time, to create a perfect 1:1 replica of the Divine Language Tribe. It was originally thought that the same gene and structure would be able to master the Divine Language Tribe's ability to predict the future, but the result was the same as The same as the former, the foreseeable future is short-lived, and so is life..."

"This makes it easy for people to wonder whether the people of the Divine Language Tribe who can easily predict hundreds of years or ten years are because they were born and raised on the Divine Language Planet, so they were affected by the special local minerals and gained this extraordinary ability to predict... "

"So someone later came up with a way to simulate the climate of the Divine Language Planet and collect the minerals on it to cultivate a native Divine Language tribesman. Unfortunately, the plan has not yet been applied, and Luo Er officially transferred all the remaining gods The people of the language tribe protected themselves and began to severely investigate the illegal human body research institutions, so it was left to nothing..."

[After the pill bottle finished speaking, Uncle Wrench took back the electronic cigarette, kicked away the pebbles on the ground, looked up at the thoughtful Squidward, and blew out a long smoke ring...]

"So you understand now that since the death of the last native of the Divine Language Tribe, it has been impossible for anyone to gain the ability to predict the future..."

"Huh? Then..."

"Not even the little crocodile..."

[Seeing that the medicine bottle hesitated to speak, Uncle Wrench shook his head helplessly and continued to speak to Brother Squidward...]

"But in this situation that is almost certain to be impossible, the fanatics gained the ability to predict the future by devouring the flesh and blood of the last member of the Divine Language tribe. So even though I am an atheist, I can't help but sometimes Think about it, does the God of Destiny really exist in this world?”

[When he said this, there was suddenly a hint of awe in his eyes, and his tone became much heavier...]

"Is there really such a chosen one who can gather all kinds of favorable conditions and succeed in anything he wants to do? It is precisely because of this kind of thinking that I know the error tolerance of the conquest plan Even though he is extremely low, he is still willing to spare no effort to assist the madman. After all, as I just said, maybe he is the...chosen one!"

"... "

[The appearance of the last four words caused Squidward and the medicine bottle to fall completely silent, and a trace of unspeakable complexity appeared on their faces involuntarily. Fortunately, Uncle Wrench has always been a person who makes decisions without regrets. So when I saw the two of them bowing their heads and saying nothing, I immediately comforted them with a smile...]

"Don't worry, even though I say so, it has nothing to do with us whether he is the chosen one, because he is the only one who can achieve success in the end, and he is the only one who can be protected by the goddess of destiny. , as for me and you, haha, it’s just an accessory that comes when you want it and leaves it when you don’t want it, right?”

"... "

[This sentence was very clear, and the two of them breathed a sigh of relief subconsciously, but it was a bit surprising that Uncle Wrench could see the medicine bottle so clearly...]

"It's hard to imagine that you have maintained a friendship with the fanatics for such a long time, and have been committed to the revival of the Divine Language Tribe after the success of the conquest plan, and now you just gave up your career with just a few words? You are really amazing!"

"You even learned human idioms..."

[Uncle Wrench said lightly...]

"You're pretty awesome too..."

"OK OK…"

[Seeing that the two were about to continue bickering, Squidward quickly changed the subject and began to discuss the follow-up plan...]

"Let's get down to business. Before the madman becomes suspicious of you, think carefully about how you can make him freeze for you willingly!"

"Let me tell you first..."

[Surprisingly, the person who proposed the plan first this time was not Uncle Wrench, but Bottle, who has never participated in any intrigues. He even looked confident...]

"First of all you..."

[He points to Squidward with a smile...]