I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"He is incomparable to you..."

[To Brother Squidward's surprise, the person who answered his question was not Uncle Wrench, but a pill bottle. There was even a touch of sadness and sadness on his face that he couldn't bear to look back on. He didn't know if it was true or not...]

"Maybe your ability and courage are not as good as his, but at least your mood is more stable than his. Sometimes if you just say the wrong word or do something trivial, he may get angry and fly into a rage. I'm confused and even take it out on the people around me. I'm really scared..."

"I'm really afraid that one day he will be completely infected with bipolar disorder. He treats us as strangers in normal times, and turns his back on us when he gets anxious. Even if we can still be friends by then, life will definitely not be easy. After all, even if it's you …”

[The medicine bottle looked at Brother Squidward, who seemed to have a look of recognition on his face, and stretched out his mechanical arm in great helplessness...]

"I don't dare to say that I can always remain friends with a mood bomb who is good and bad at times, right? What's more, this guy is sometimes very easy to go to extremes, and even harms his own body in order to achieve his goals, but Think about it, he can do this to himself, let alone us? I'm afraid he will sell us if something happens, so can you understand why we do this? "

[He sighed quietly...]

"Isn't it just to protect yourself?"

"Well, this explanation makes sense..."

[Although Squidward is not sure whether there are other reasons for the betrayal of the two, he has seen some situations with his own eyes, so he knows that although the expression of the medicine bottle is a bit exaggerated, the content said is true. Yes, so after a brief moment of careful consideration, he smiled and nodded...]

"Indeed, if it were me, I definitely wouldn't be able to stand his ups and downs. But in recent times, I have found that the fanatic's mood is quite stable, and it is not as exaggerated as you said. At most, he is not suitable for making suggestions. , I think this shouldn’t be a big deal, but..."

"Maybe there is something else going on among you that I don't know about, so I'm not qualified to comment too much, so let's just let this matter go. I believe that as long as we reach a cooperative relationship, the two of you will definitely not betray. mine…"

[In fact, this last sentence is no different from nonsense, at least Squidward's true thoughts must not be like this, but the reason why he said this is because he is not a fledgling child. Since he is already prepared for both, it must be He would prepare corresponding countermeasures, so after pretending to be trustworthy, he turned his head and looked at the abandoned factory in the distance. When he saw the bright lights there and the faint silhouette of a person flashing past, his eyes suddenly flashed with fear. …]

"What really worries me is the second point I want to talk about next. Although we are close and promise not to betray each other, there is no guarantee that our cooperative relationship will be discovered by fanatics? Or even Is there a possibility that he is monitoring here right now..."

"Then you really think too much..."

[Although when the medicine bottle looked at the abandoned factory, there was a faint flash of nervousness in his eyes, but when another person mentioned this matter, he became inexplicably bolder...]

"If the madman really had such great powers, the three of us wouldn't be able to talk until now, so you can rest assured on this. At least Brother Wrench and I have been coming to this Dirty Lake for more than a year, and he has never found any problems... "

"Okay, in that case..."

[After receiving the exact answer, Brother Squidward did not continue to talk nonsense, but stared at the two people with burning eyes, and directly stretched out the third tentacle...]

"Then the third question is, what do you mean by cooperation?"

"We give you what you want..."

[Seeing that the other party finally got to the point of the question, Uncle Wrench stepped forward with a smile and patted his chest...]

"You give us what we want..."

"Haha, I don't like others to slap me..."

[Although he was smiling, Brother Squidward had already taken out an electronic screen from behind his back. What was displayed on the screen were the four characters "Recording". Uncle Wrench and the medicine bottle were shocked when they saw it. He was angry again, but before they could react, the former shrugged lightly...]

"Let's be more specific..."

"Whoo~"

[Seeing that Brother Squidward was so difficult to deal with, Uncle Wrench also completely let go of his contempt for others. He took a deep breath, cheered up again, and said solemnly...]

"It's very simple. We can replace you with a special customizable extreme life body. Just like a fanatic, the extreme life body prepared for him in the medicine bottle can use the skin to breathe, and can also effectively prevent poisonous dust and mist from the outside world. Even your oxygen storage and cardiopulmonary capacity have improved a lot, you can do the same..."

"Choose within three physical abilities that you want to improve or change. Of course, the premise is that we have the DNA of that species, because only in this way can we implant its special DNA chain into the ultimate body. Otherwise, if you come Even if we want you to have one that breathes fire and water, we can’t do it for you! Well, this is what we can give you..."

[After a pause, he looked at Squidward's rather moved face, patted the balls of the medicine bottle, and pointed at himself...]

"As for what we want, it's very simple. You don't need to know anything about us today and in the future. In other words, you don't need to do anything..."

"Are you ready to cryomaniacs?"

[Brother Squidward did not agree, but changed the subject on his own, his tone full of doubts...]

"But why don't you just kill him? Or use a puppet potion to control him? Then kill him? In short, you have a lot of ways to avoid future troubles. Why do you choose freezing, the most accident-prone solution?"

"Oh~ I forgot..."

[Seeing that Brother Squidward’s question was extremely childish, Uncle Wrench was just stunned for a moment and then figured out the reason...]

"You don't know about the Blood Tide Mecha yet, but it doesn't matter. We happened to have reached a cooperation, so I'll take the opportunity to tell you directly. It's unrealistic to kill the fanatic because his Blood Tide Mecha swallowed up the Godspeaker tribe. His flesh and blood, and successfully obtained the precognitive ability of the Divine Language Tribe, so as long as we dare to murder him, he will sense it immediately..."

[Looking at the flash of surprise and shock in Brother Squidward’s eyes, he helplessly spread his hands...]

"As for giving the puppet potion to the fanatics, that is even more unrealistic. Because the blood tide mecha belongs to cutting-edge biotechnology and also has self-awareness, so when it finds that substances that are harmful to itself have entered the fanatic's body, it will immediately It will be expelled from the body, leaving no chance for the puppet medicine, otherwise would we think of freezing him? "