I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"As long as you transplant the Ultimate Life Body and there are no adverse reactions afterwards, then the fanatic will completely give up his worries about the Ultimate Life Body and willingly let me replace his body. After all... maybe not everyone wants to be able to Eternal life, but at least he is not!"

[After speaking, the smile on his face became a little deeper...]

"Wouldn't this opportunity come?"

"I have a question!"

[Brother Squidward obviously did not agree with his plan, so as soon as he finished listening, he subconsciously frowned...]

"Did you miss any details when you were having barbecue tonight? For example... when you explained to the fanatic why the extreme life body has a cold temperament, what was his reaction? His reaction was..."

[The two people's faces were slightly confused. Squidward curled his lips and shrugged...]

"No reaction at all!"

"What do you mean?"

"It means he doesn't care at all!"

[Seeing the medicine bottle, he still didn’t understand. Squidward immediately rolled his eyes and his tone became a little more serious...]

"At that time, he was eating barbecue there. Even if you explained it clearly, he didn't have much reaction. He didn't even raise his eyelids. This shows that he never cared about it from beginning to end. What is the ultimate life body? There are no side effects, which also proves that he will not replace the extreme life body at all..."

[Seemingly realizing that his statement was not particularly objective, he simply added...]

"At least not now!"

"Why? I don't quite understand..."

[The medicine bottle retorted with a confused look on its face...]

"Who would think that they live a long life? Wouldn't it be good to change to a body that is almost immortal?"

"It's not bad, it's just that he doesn't need it now!"

[Uncle Wrench patted his shoulder, pointed at Brother Squidward who looked helpless and comforted the former...]

"It can even be said that the Norwegian Destiny and I don't actually need it in the short term. It's just that the future will always be filled with a lot of uncertainty, so he and I are willing to directly replace the Ultimate after you succeed..."

"And your situation is different from others. Without red pigment, your lifespan would have come to an end long ago. That's why you are so eager for the success of the Ultimate Life Body, and you are even more eager to change your body than anyone else... "

[He patted the balls of the medicine bottle very understandingly, with an imperceptible admiration in his eyes...]

"Because you have indeed put in so much effort for your body, which has been despised by the goddess of fate and is so dilapidated. If you were an ordinary person, you would have given up long ago..."

"Huh~ thank you!"

[Uncle Wrench's sudden deepness made the medicine bottle a little uncomfortable, but the emotion in his eyes was not fake. After all, no one knew about his hard work over the years. Only the wrench operation in front of him knew. Since outsiders were present, I still replied in a joking manner...]

"But we are both so old. I can't adapt to your sudden affection. It's mainly because I'm mentally disturbed. By the way, didn't you reject my plan? Then tell me what you think. …”

"Haha, why are you still so shy?"

[Seeing the unnatural expression on the medicine bottle, Uncle Wrench chuckled, took out the e-cigarette and took a sip...]

"My plan is relatively simple. Let's randomly study a set of mechas, and then tell the fanatics that this set of mechas can not only effectively prevent cosmic radiation, but also greatly increase the various attributes of the Blood Tide mecha..."

"The most important thing is that its power source is the specialty of the Haierlie civilization... energy crystal! This means that it has an extremely exaggerated super endurance, and a super speed that can instantly kill all the vehicles in this cluster. So let's talk about it this…"

"Do you think... as an arrogant person who is eager to continuously improve his own strength, will the fanatic put on this mecha to try it out? Haha, but as long as he enters the mecha, he has fallen into our trap. …”

[Looking at the two people whose eyes gradually brightened, he blew out a smoke ring and gave an intriguing smile...]

"Because the so-called energy crystal mecha is actually just a movable humanoid cryo chamber!"

"Wonderful, really wonderful!"

[As soon as Uncle Wrench finished, the medicine bottle suddenly gave a thumbs up with his mechanical hand. While excited, he kept praising the former...]

"Why didn't I expect that? Yes, every time we have a newly developed power mecha, the fanatic will be the first to ask to try it, as if it is his hobby, so I think this time will be no exception. , Haha, brother Wrench, it has to be you, and you have to think carefully..."

"I have a question!"

[As usual, Brother Squidward can always find points that make people unconfident when others are confident...]

"Although I don't have as many contacts with the fanatics as you do, and the meeting time is very short, but from what I understand, he should also have a certain knowledge of mechas, right? No matter how much I trust you, he will at least check it out, right? ? It can’t be fooled so easily, right?”

"Maybe he will actually check like you said..."

[Yao Yao smiles and agrees, but the confidence revealed in his eyes cannot be hidden...]

"But didn't you just say that, although he knows a little about mecha knowledge, he only knows a little bit. So with his limited mecha knowledge, how can he be able to defeat our brother Wrench? You said so? Bar?"

"Haha, I'm quite confident in this aspect..."

[Seeing that the medicine bottle turned the topic to himself, Uncle Wrench suddenly smiled, and his tone also showed a bit of pride...]

"If I were to modify the mecha in person, unless I was an immortal-level or above mecha master or an engineering maintenance engineer, let alone the fanatics coming to check, even if the weapons research officer of the Rolle civilization came, I wouldn't do it. If any problems are found, and even if they find anomalies, I will have absolutely convincing reasons to explain them, such as..."

[Looking at the medicine bottle and Squidward’s smile that kept nodding in agreement, the curvature of the corners of his mouth became even more...]

"The mecha's own thermal cooling system, or the emergency system that automatically activates when encountering danger, these can be used as explanations, and they are still irrefutable. So, Norwegian Destiny, what questions do you have now? ?"

"Haha, no more..."

[Squidward raised his tentacles with a look of admiration. The suction cups on the tentacles opened and closed. I don’t know if it has the same meaning as the thumbs up...]

"Although I have just thought of a similar method, it is not as detailed as what you said, and with the foundation of trust, even if the madman really checks carefully, it is most likely just a symbolic check, so your plan , I can't find any loopholes for the time being..."

"Okay, let's do that..."

[Seeing the always picky Squidward saying this, Uncle Wrench no longer had any scruples. He took a breath as if he had made a major decision, then looked at the abandoned factory in the distance with his electronic cigarette in hand, his eyes flashing. The complexity and depth are just as profound as when we first saw human civilization...]

"Tomorrow, we will start working on the energy crystal mecha, and try to freeze the fanatics before next week!"