I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"Sunlight?"

[I was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously looked at the medicine bottle and the wrench uncle. Seeing that they were also confused, I asked...]

"What does this have to do with sunshine?"

"Aging and sun exposure are inseparable..."

[Squidward took a sip of wine and nodded in response...]

"The same applies to you humans. Living things that are exposed to the sun for a long time will cause a large amount of water-soluble vitamin C in the body to be lost, which will have a negative impact on the resistance to free radicals, so it will accelerate aging. The hardness and toughness of Norwegian people's skin Although it is much stronger than ordinary creatures, its light resistance is not even half of yours..."

"That's why I live in seclusion all year round. If I have to go out, I put on special sun protection clothes, because when I am exposed to the sun...or strong light, my skin will feel a slight sting. Over time, , the skin will even lose its perception of the outside world, that is, it will lose its sense of touch..."

[Seeing our shocked expressions, he smiled awkwardly. After putting down his wine glass, he spread his hands helplessly...]

"Before, I wanted to change the body-transcending person. This immortal body just came out, and it also has an extremely long lifespan, so I decided to change the body..."

[Looking at us who fell into silence after suddenly realizing it, he thought for a while and suddenly explained...]

"Of course, under normal circumstances, Norwegians would not show their weak light resistance to others, but after all, after three years of getting along with each other, I feel that you are a partner I can trust, so I went with you. You said it, haha, but don’t tell others..."

"Haha, that will definitely not happen..."

[Although Squidward's last sentence sounds like a joke, it is obvious that if we really spread this matter to the outside world, then everyone in the outside world will know what kind of weapons to use to check and balance the Norwegians. , in other words, he told us all the trump cards of the entire Norwegian civilization, so naturally I have to take it seriously...]

"Since you are willing to tell us your biggest trump card, you must trust us in your heart, so you do this. Naturally, we can't live up to your trust. Let me set an example first and take the lead. No matter what, I will promise to keep it secret until death..."

[Seeing me like this, Uncle Wrench and Medicine Bottle also suddenly brightened up. They both raised their glasses and stood up to express their opinions...]

"That's right, what the fanatics are saying is that since you are willing to believe in us, then we are your strongest shield..."

"Don't worry, you can't die even if you want to. Now I have hundreds of extreme life bodies for you to choose from..."

[The medicine bottle picked up the wine flask and refilled the cup for the moved Squidward, while boasting with a smile...]

"Anyway, we have a lot of resources at hand. Even if you feel uncomfortable one day and want to change to another ultimate life body, there is no problem. Even if you want to make the ultimate life body stronger in some aspects, I can also help you design and change its genetic sequence, so you don’t have to worry at all…”

"Haha, with you here, of course I don't have to worry..."

[Seeing the medicine bottle patting his chest in assurance, Brother Squidward was immediately moved. Without saying a word, he raised his glass and touched it with respect. However, after drinking it, he looked a little doubtful in my eyes. Frowning...]

"But I do have a question..."

"you say…"

[Seeing the other party asking questions, he put down the medicine bottle and wine glass, and looked like he was listening with a serious expression...]

"As long as I know, I can answer it for you..."

"That's okay, it's like this..."

[Squidward put the meat plate in his mouth and chewed it while looking at Uncle Wrench and the medicine bottle with his mouth puffed out...]

"There hasn't been much going on at the Chamber of Commerce lately, so when I'm bored, I occasionally come to the factory to chat with the fanatics. But every time I come, I find that you two are missing. I wonder if you are busy with something new recently. Something?”

"Ah? So this is what you asked..."

[Obviously, Yao didn't expect Brother Squidward's topic to jump so much, so he was obviously a little stunned, but his reaction was very quick, and he gave an explanation in the next second...]

"It's not like I'm busy. It's just that since I changed my life body, I've occasionally been a little emotionally dull. For example, like now, although I'm very happy to be together with everyone, I always feel unmotivated. And in this situation This has been going on for a while, so Brother Wrench and I have been doing related tests recently, trying to find out the cause..."

"That's right..."

[Uncle Wrench, who had been eating meat in silence, put down the meat plate in his hand because of these words from the medicine bottle, frowned slightly, and said sympathetically...]

"This is also something that I have been troubled by recently. Whether it is video chatting with Crocodile or watching human literature movies or books, it is difficult to obtain true physical and mental pleasure, just like the happiness that should be had. It’s very fake and doesn’t belong to you…”

[As if he was afraid that he could not express himself clearly, after a brief pause, he faced the incomprehensible looks of me and Brother Squidward, and started gesticulating quickly with his hands...]

"For example, the palm and back of my hand. Since we are used to touching objects with our palms, the nerve sensitivity in the palm of the hand will be slightly higher than that of the back of the hand. In this way, when you extend your hand into a ball of furry objects, you will feel it first. It’s the touch on the palm of your hand, and only when you concentrate on the back of your hand, or touch an object with the back of your hand alone, will your brain perceive the touch on the back of your hand, and that’s what I am doing now..."

“Even the happy things, the things that make people feel happy, or the things that I found very interesting just listening to them before are now like touching plush objects with the back of my hand. Unless I concentrate on sensing them and try my best. You have to think about the happiness that this thing brings, otherwise your mood will not fluctuate much at all. I even doubt..."

[He raised his head and glanced at the slightly surprised faces of Squidward and I, then turned to look at the equally troubled medicine bottle, and his tone became slightly lower...]

"This may be a side effect caused by the extreme life forms. In the previous in vivo experiments, we only focused on their physical data, but ignored their psychological feelings, so we completely missed this issue..."

"I don't think it's a big problem..."

[Seeing that Uncle Wrench seemed a little depressed, Brother Squidward continued thoughtfully...]

"It's just that there is no feeling of joy, which is not a bad thing, because a person without emotional fluctuations is simply a natural strategist, and they can always maintain an absolutely calm state, haha, of course, as long as they don't really Just become an ascetic monk who has no desires or desires..."