I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"So now we have to wait?"

"Yes, we can only wait..."

[Uncle Wrench looked up at the setting sun, sighing deeply...]

"I hope everything goes well..."

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[One year goes by in the blink of an eye...]

[A lot of major things happened during this period. First, Crocodile and Shadow have completely taken root in the alien cluster. Basically, they will transmit the situation of the alien cluster back every month. The radiation of the puppet potion is completely beyond expectations...]

[In just one year, the middle star cluster has been infected. It can be said that given another year, we can probably win the upper star cluster. The top star cluster is just a matter of time. The future is really promising...]

[Second, Uncle Wrench and Medicine Bottle have both replaced the bodies of the Ultimate Life Body. As far as the posture is concerned, they do have a hint of horror. As for why I say this, it is because the body of the Ultimate Life Body is completely red. , even the skin revealed a hint of crystal clear blood color...]

[This is caused by a large amount of red pigment being injected into its body, and when you look at it up close, you will find that even the hair on its body is dark red like blood, so it looks particularly scary...]

[Of course, this is just the surface. The data on the internal environment of the extreme life body is much more comfortable than what it seems on the outside. Since its genetic sequence has been changed, what flows in its body is not ordinary blood, but contains Super oxygen supply liquid with a large amount of red pigment, in other words...]

[After normal people take in nutrients, their bodies will periodically carry out hematopoietic work, but Uncle Wrench and Bottle's bodies will produce a large amount of red pigment. Even ordinary people will have a very small degree of red pigment after drinking their blood. Improve the internal environment of the body, thereby increasing lifespan a little...]

[So it is conceivable that if they now let the outside world know their physical attributes, they will either be used as guinea pigs for research, or they will be used as collections by some rich people with special habits. In short, the possibility of a good death is very high Xiao, maybe this is the price of eternal life...]

[But this is a trivial matter. After all, the existence of immortality technology can easily arouse the covetousness of others, so both they and I have long been mentally prepared. After that, we only need to apply a layer of camouflage skin color...]

[The third thing is the situation on the earth. It’s very strange. After the second child was released to the crocodile, the earth has completely cut off contact with us. Obviously, he wants to distance himself from the relationship with us, but I don’t. I’m so relieved...]

[Firstly, because the second child will definitely not dare to expose me to other rulers, otherwise it will be equivalent to exposing his previous cooperation with us. Not only will I be eliminated by the major civilizations, but the earth's civilization will not be much better...]

[The second reason is that even if the second child has the courage to expose me, I don’t care at all, because I have already mastered seven or eight of the civilizational forces in the middle star cluster. The civilization of this cluster has penetrated more than 70% in one month. If I want to It really makes me anxious. At worst, I will bring all the civilizations and the entire chaotic grid to the war. Who will lose and win by then...]

[Especially for an epic war like this involving the entire chaotic grid, as long as I don't choose to fight them head-on and completely follow the protracted guerrilla tactics, then the entire war will last for more than ten years. It can be said that there is no problem at all, in disguise. Wouldn’t it delay the transformation project of the galaxy? 】

[So even if the Supreme Emperor wants to fight us, he still has to weigh the consequences...]

[It is precisely because of the above two points that I don’t care too much about the separation of the relationship with the earth, and I am even a little happy, because the deeper the cooperation with the earth, the less sure I feel. After all, I can’t figure out the second guy at all. …]

[Having said this, I have to mention the recent changes in Wrench Uncle and Medicine Bottle...]

【how to say? 】

[I don’t know if it’s my misunderstanding, but I always feel that something is wrong with them recently. Since changing their bodies, their relationship with me has become a bit cold, as if there is some gap between us. So in order to find out the whole story, I specially made a special trip today. We made one that is only within the team...]

"Barbecue and Wine Bureau, do you like it? Everyone!"

[Looking at Uncle Wrench, the medicine bottle, and Brother Squidward sitting around the fire, I picked up the barbecue fork with a smile, lightly tapped the wine glass in my hand, and inserted it one by one from the barbecue grill and cut it. Good steaks, share them with them enthusiastically...]

"Speaking of which, it's been a long time since we got together to eat and drink together like today. Tomorrow happens to be the big day for the Norwegian Destiny to change their bodies, so I want to take advantage of today to have a good chat with you..."

[As I spoke, I raised my glass to Brother Squidward, with unabashed admiration shining in my eyes...]

"Thank you for your hard work this year. Not only did you keep the Chamber of Commerce in good order, but you also added so many puppet rulers for us. Come on, let me toast you first..."

"Haha, your words are a bit flattering to me..."

[Brother Squidward picked up the wine glass and clinked it with me. After drinking it in one gulp, he was as humble as ever...]

"Since it is a cooperation, of course I have to do my best to complete it. Besides, this is something I am good at. It is not too difficult. The pressure and risks are basically borne by you, so I don't feel that I He’s done so many things, but it’s our medicine-pot professor…”

[While speaking, he had filled up his wine glass and raised it to the medicine bottle where he was eating steak...]

"You are the truly powerful person. After all, not everyone can master immortality technology..."

"Hehe, it's all the same, it's all the same..."

[The medicine bottle has a modest mouth, but the pride on its face cannot be hidden at all, and the smile on the corner of its mouth is almost reaching the sky. Just paired with its red skin color, it looks a bit scary no matter how you look at it, but Soon after he had a toast with Brother Squidward, he asked curiously...]

"By the way, Norwegian Destiny, I haven't asked yet. Last time I checked your body, I found that your life span is less than middle age. You are still a young man after all. Why do you suddenly want to change your body? Woolen cloth?"

"Oh, I'm really embarrassed to say..."

[When mentioning this, Brother Squidward's expression suddenly became complicated, and there was still a hint of hesitation, but when we all looked confused, he still sighed with a wry smile...]

"Well, you should know that the genetic sequences of us Norwegians and many molluscs are very similar, so we have very special tentacles and suckers, and we also have a long lifespan, but similarly, we also have Molluscs have many disadvantages, such as..."

[He pointed helplessly at the window...]

"Sunlight!"