I don't have a system but I have a hammer

"This is much more difficult for us than the ascetics..."

[Uncle Banshou curled his lips, whether he was joking or serious, rolled his eyes and blew out a smoke ring...]

"You may not understand what I'm saying. When I say no joy, I don't mean no emotional fluctuations, but our brains are gradually converting the joy, happiness, joy, peace, etc. that we should have into making people comfortable. All the emotions have turned into a very false feeling..."

"Can I take that as polite pleasure?"

[I knocked on the table as if I had some realization...]

"It's like we are eating barbecue now. It should be a very relaxing thing, but you and Pill Bottle will think that the relaxation of all of us and the happiness created during chatting are all false... "

"Yes, that's what I mean..."

[Seeing that I understood, Uncle Wrench turned to look at Brother Squidward who was thoughtful, and tapped the electronic cigarette rod...]

"But the most uncomfortable thing is not this, but that this false feeling only includes comfortable emotions, such as other negative emotions, such as sadness, irritability and anger, depression and depression, but these are still retained..."

"Huh? This is a bit serious."

[Brother Squidward frowned when he heard this, and the barbecue he was going to eat was put back on the plate at this moment...]

"Doesn't this mean that you will only have negative emotions in the future, and there is no way to hedge against them?"

"Haha, it's not that serious, it's not that serious..."

[Not waiting for Uncle Wrench to speak, Medicine Bottle already took over the conversation with a smile. Although the smile looked unnatural no matter how you looked at it, his explanation was quite convincing...]

"Hey, listen to me, it's like this. Based on the current test results, I think there should be the following two possibilities in the future. First, although the ultimate body cannot accept positive emotions now, it may just need a process. To adapt, just like a child who has just been born..."

[Looking at us who were listening, he pointed to his temple and made a face...]

"He doesn't have so many complex emotions at all. Basically, he only has two types: peace and fear. Later, with contact with the outside world, he gradually develops satisfaction and desire, and then increases to happiness and pain, and after gaining self-awareness. More complex emotions such as disappointment, jealousy, arrogance, etc..."

"So I want to say that maybe our bodies are also going through such a process now. At first, they feel that joy is false, and then as time goes by, they will feel that those negative emotions are also false, until..."

[He turned to look at me with a delicate expression, suddenly narrowed his eyes, and said in a deep tone...]

"Become a person whose emotions are completely weakened, just like what the religions on your earth preach, no sorrow or joy, calm and natural, complete and peaceful. This is a person with a clear mind, not disturbed or worried by external things. move…"

"... "

[No one answered, because I didn’t know what to say at all. After all, what the medicine bottle said was too beyond cognition. At least the religious theories I knew had nothing to do with what he said, because his so-called perfection and peace, Most of them come from years of cultivating the state of mind. In other words, they have cultivated their moral character or experienced great things, and then they have a profound understanding. How can it be possible to directly reach that state by just changing the body? Isn't this pure nonsense? 】

[Seeing that the atmosphere was a little tense, and we had no intention of answering the conversation, we just lowered our heads with complicated expressions, glanced at Uncle Wrench from the medicine bottle, and suddenly changed the conversation, and softened with a smile...]

"Hehe, of course, this situation is too illusory and indeed goes against biological psychology, so I am more willing to believe in the second possibility. Since we have a large amount of red pigment in our bodies and eat relatively clean food, at the same time There is no pressure and anxiety from the outside world..."

"So the cells of the body have always been in a relatively comfortable and peaceful state, which of course includes our most important brain nerves, so that our emotional system has actually been in a state of numbness without external stimulation, so an extremely interesting phenomenon has emerged. The phenomenon…"

[After speaking, he coughed solemnly, as if he had something important to announce...]

"The undisturbed state! It is also called the self-quiet state, and this state happens to be determined by the red pigment gene of the extreme life body. You should all know that once a person has huge mood swings, it will greatly affect the health of the body. of…"

"For example... excessive happiness and sudden ecstasy can damage the heart; excessive anger and sudden irritability can damage the liver; excessive sadness and sudden depression can damage the lungs; excessive thinking and long-term entanglement can damage the lungs. Spleen, excessive worry and sudden panic will damage the kidneys, so controlling emotions is equivalent to longevity! "

[At the end of the sentence, Uncle Wrench and Brother Squidward suddenly realized, and there was a hint of surprise in their eyes. However, I didn’t think there was anything to be surprised about. After all, everything the medicine bottle just said is basically consistent with the five elements theory of traditional Chinese medicine. Correspondence, just a little bit different, of course I know what he really wants to express is...]

"I see…"

[I squinted my eyes and suddenly interrupted...]

"So what you want to express is that because the purpose of creating the ultimate body is to live almost infinitely, the genes in his body, no, it should be said that all the cells in his body are all for this purpose. Common and ambitious goals, and continuous efforts! ”

"Yes, that's what I want to express!"

[Drug gave a compliment with a look of admiration on his face...]

"Your reaction is still fast. You can understand the core of the ultimate life body so quickly. But before you want to understand this, you must first follow the theory about cell consciousness, because each cell has its own consciousness, or It is said that it is precisely because consciousness is dispersed to every cell..."

"So whenever there are huge mood swings, in order to prevent these emotions from affecting their physical health, that is, from affecting their longevity mission, they will forcibly secrete a large amount of endorphins and serotonin to calm down. This This is why when we encounter things that should make us happy, we feel that the joy is false..."

[After hearing his explanation, Brother Squidward and I frowned at the same time, and were about to ask, but Uncle Wrench got there first and asked the question we wanted to ask...]

"You are unreasonable. If endorphins and serotonin are really at work, then why are only the joy dissipated but the negative emotions still retained?"