I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

In the deserted Jingang City, the bark of the trees in the mountain forests has been chewed clean by humans or animals, and not a single blade of grass grows on the truly solid walls.

"Are you sure the honey badger family lives here? They won't all starve to death, right?" Yu Luo kicked a dry honeycomb on the ground.

"The honey badgers can only be beaten to death, not starved to death." Qian Fei shook his head.

"Did you see anything?" Yu Luo looked at Hamun.

"No... wait, there are signs of fighting here!" Hamura suddenly shouted.

"Go! Lead the way."

Yu Luo rode directly on Bei Fei's generous back and ran forward.

This is a miserable battlefield. More than a dozen silver-backed creatures as strong as black bears are fighting five ghouls and a group of hungry ghosts. The claws of both sides are to the flesh. The flesh-and-blood creatures are not creatures against each other. Even if their bodies are covered with blood, there is no trace of them at all. Not a little timid.

The strongest among them looked like a polar bear, with a gaping hole in its abdomen and half of its intestines hanging out. It was still chasing a ghoul with great ferocity and biting it.

"Good guy, I don't even know it's a honey badger."

"Isn't this a fucking flat-headed brother?"

"But...it doesn't seem to be that good. Several ghouls were beaten like this. They are not as brave as you said." Yu Luo scratched his cheek in disgust.

"No, there are more there." Hamura pointed in a direction.

Yu Luo jumped up to the highest treetop and looked over, what a guy!

The corpses of hungry ghosts and ghouls were everywhere, densely covering the ground, and there were also many honey badger corpses mixed in.

"As expected of the best brother in Africa, it would be fun to collect one." Yu Luo just watched the honey badgers kill several ghouls one by one, and then walked out.

"Little ones, here comes fresh food." Brother Honey Badger licked the corner of his mouth, and his left eye, which was almost blinded by three claw marks, was full of fighting spirit.

"Wait, wait, Fat Badger, it's me, I'm Fat Lizard." Qi Fei jumped out quickly.

"Oh, Fat Raccoon?" Brother Honey Badger looked up and down and said, "It's indeed Fat Raccoon. He knew we had nothing to eat, so he came to see us with food?"

Qi Fei was startled and quickly waved his hand: "No, no, no, this is not food, this is my current master."

"What? A mere weak human dares to call himself master? Which one is it? I'll fuck him - forget it, you two come together." The honey badger brother twisted his arm and was about to fight.

"Since you are so generous, let's stop talking nonsense and do it. If you lose, you will be my shikigami." Yu Luo threw out a small paper man to summon Sui Ji.

"Then I'm sorry." Hamura obviously didn't want to waste any more time here, so he pulled out his long sword and assumed an offensive posture.

"I don't care about life or death!" Brother Badger doesn't care how many enemies there are, he just throws his arms away and does it.

The savage and pure fighting style is like a brainless berserker. He relies on his thick fur and thick arms and claws to attack recklessly. Any move is considered disrespectful to the silver cloak on his back.

Such a mindless attack actually caused some trouble for the two of them.

But unfortunately...

However, after more than ten rounds, the flat-headed brother was held by Hamura's double swords on his neck. Sui Ji was riding on his silver cloak, and all ten claws were deeply embedded in his body.

"How is it? Do you accept it?" Yu Luo smiled and squatted in front of it.

"I'm not convinced!!!" Brother Badger roared.

"Because it's not a one-on-one challenge?"

"If you don't accept it, you won't accept it. Even if you beat me to death, I still won't accept it."

"Okay, I'm not unreasonable. Now we are going to eliminate the snakes in Longdi Cave. Are you going?" Yuluo shook the shikigami talisman in his hand.

"What a scumbag? Take me with you! I've been craving this for a long time." Brother Badger's eyes immediately lit up.

"Let's go." The Yuluo shikigami affixed it to Brother Badger's forehead, accepting him as a shikigami.

By the way, every time a shikigami is collected, a tattoo will appear on his body. Will it be covered all over his back in the future?

The honey badger that transformed into a shikigami took on the form of a human, a spiritual young man with dark skin and strong muscles, especially a silver-white short hair, making him look like a particularly delinquent boy.

Well, a bit like people from the Land of Thunder.

"Fat badger, don't you have a name? You're obviously not fat at all." Yu Luo tapped its strong chest muscles.

"no!"

"Okay, I'll name you...Ginwan."

"Okay!" Yinwan shouted, still concise and full of energy.

"Then my name is Tanukimaru?" Nebi pointed at himself expectantly.

"No, just call me Fatty."

Sleeping fat was instantly dejected.

"Okay, the honey badger clan has been conquered, where is the snake meerkat clan? This name sounds like an expert in making snakes." Yu Luo asked.

"The snake meerkats are so hungry that they have gone to Longdi Cave to fight on their own!" Yinwan shouted sonorously.

"I went there myself..." Yu Luo scratched his hair.

"Yes! We've only been there a few days, it's still too late to catch up now!"

"Huh? Is this the end?" Yu Luo felt a little bored. Yu Yi's side probably hasn't finished preparing the army yet, so he should just wander around a few times to see if there are any monsters worth conquering. ???.

In this way, the group wandered a few kilometers near King Kong City for a week, allowing Sui Ji to subdue more than a dozen ghouls.

Interestingly, I also met an old immortal with gray hair and an immortal spirit. He claimed to be a nearby immortal and could guide you to immortality by giving some tribute.

Yu Luo looked at the way he was staring at his package and salivating. How could he look like an immortal at all?

Hamura took a look and hit him with a big stick. It turned out to be an old fox that could transform. He couldn't stand it any more and came to beg for food when he saw people.

The old fox showed his true form and knelt on the ground begging for mercy, and even more wanted to beg for his stutter.

Yu Luo generously threw two dry flour cakes to it, squatted down and looked at the skinny old fox, wondering whether this thing was worth a tattoo spot.

After all, feeding shikigami consumes a lot of chakra, so raising a waste would be a big loss.

"Sir...sir..." The old fox shrank his neck.

"Old fox, what do you want to order?" Yu Luo raised his chin.

"I... I was working as an Earth Immortal in a nearby village... I ate some food as offerings. After the famine came, all the villagers left. I originally wanted to rely on the food I had saved to get through the famine years, but there was no trace of the famine for more than half a year. It will rain..." The old fox almost cried.

"It turns out he's a guy who cheats on food and drinks. By the way, I heard that there is a saying among fox immortals asking for a title? Is it true?" Yu Luo was a little curious.

"Yes...yes..." The old fox nodded hesitantly, even doubting how humans knew the secrets of their fox clan.

"Take out... excrement?" Hamura was stunned.

"Asking for a title! After the fox fairy becomes a spirit, he will put on a straw hat and walk to the roadside to find a person and ask: "What do you think I look like?"

"If the person replies that you look like a human, the fox can become a human being."

"If the man replies that you look like an immortal, then the fox will become an immortal."

"Then what if someone else answers like a stinky rat?" Hamura was a little curious.

"Ask him!" Yu Luo pointed at the old fox.

"When I... was young, I once asked an old man for a title... he... he said I looked like..." The old fox suddenly started crying.

"What's it like?" Yu Luo was anxious.

"He said I look like a black donkey..." The old fox cried even more sadly.

"Hahahaha..." Yu Luo laughed miserably.

"So you want to take him in?" Hamura looked at Yu Luo expressionlessly.

"It's useless. I won't accept it anymore. You can go and find your own way to survive." Yu Luo threw two noodles and turned around to leave.

"Sir... please do me a favor and give me some food. In this year of famine, if you are left in the wild without food or water, you are waiting to die. I have several daughters who are about to starve to death..." The old fox cried and kowtowed. .

"How dare you, old man, I'll give you something to eat, and you're going too far?" The fat raccoon dog took advantage of the man's strength and wanted to kick him.

"Wait, what did you say?" Yu Luo turned around.

"Ah...I said I would starve to death in the year of famine..." The old fox was stunned.

"No, no, no, fellow, you said you still have a daughter at home?" Yu Luo grinned widely.