I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

Chapter 34 Return to Simulation

"Would you like to continue the simulation at the previous stage..."

"Is there still a simulation? It means you're not dead, it's okay, it's okay, serious injuries are nothing in Konoha." Yu Luo breathed a sigh of relief.

"Continue to simulate."

"Loading archive..."

……

When Yu Luo opened his eyes, he was sitting cross-legged in the palace of Qi Fei. There was a lot of noise outside, as if celebrating something.

He stood up and walked outside the hall, just in time to see Hamura standing on the high platform staring ahead.

"A Cun...what are you looking at?" Yu Luo stretched and walked over.

"Brother, you're awake." Hamura nodded and pointed in front: "Harumi Miko is holding a sacrificial ceremony."

Yu Luo looked over and saw that Harumi was dancing slowly on the altar, with a large group of hungry people kneeling below. With tears in his eyes, he was grateful to the Inari Goddess for sending an envoy to save them from hunger.

"Damn it, I worked so hard to save you, why are you thanking the goddess?" Yu Luo rolled his eyes crazily.

"Haha." Hamura smiled, he didn't care who everyone was thanking.

"By the way, how long have I been asleep?" Yu Luo felt that the things outside could not be completed in a day or two.

"It's been three days. Big brother has been meditating for three days. It's really amazing." Hamura praised expressionlessly.

"Where's your elder brother?" Yu Luo looked but didn't see Yu Yi.

"We are collecting the equipment of the tanuki troops and training humans' own samurai." Hamura replied.

"Oh, I'll go take a look."

Arriving at the military camp, Yuluo saw a group of large and small civet cats who had taken off their armor, guarded by a group of human soldiers holding spears, working in the barren fields.

Yu Luo clapped his hands and stepped forward: "That's right, that's right. When Yuyi comes, there will be a blue sky. In the past, civet cats ate human beings' wealth and nourishment. Now it's time to let them taste the fun of growing potatoes."

"Brother, you're here." Yuyi nodded.

"Well, let the civet cats farm the land, what do you think?" Yu Luo pointed to a big, fat civet cat that was as fat as a bear. It was plowing the fields with a plow on its back, crying like a child with snot and tears.

"Yes, all the cattle have been fed up. If we only use manpower to plow the land, we don't know when it will be possible to finish plowing the land." Yuyi nodded.

"But it's too much to just imprison them in the open air. We should build a wooden house. They should look like they are gray and dusty all day long. Then build a shower room. Wild animals are full of bacteria. Then build a disinfection room - that's all. Let’s call it concentration to win!” Yu Luo applauded.

"No one has water to drink. How can there be so much water for bathing?" Yuyi obviously didn't understand Yuluo's hell joke.

"So it seems that you don't plan to let everyone move to a safe area?" Yu Luo asked.

"Yes, when you were meditating, Miss Hagoromo Harumi and I discussed it. It would be too far to move collectively. The food in King Kong City is simply not enough to support all the victims to reach the safe area. If we insist on moving, it will inevitably cause consequences. Huge casualties...it would be better to stay here and use groundwater to irrigate farmland and try to plant new crops before the food is exhausted."

"Yeah, why not just call this place the Kingdom of Wind." Yu Luo picked his ears.

"? I always feel that my elder brother seems to know a lot about the future." Yuyi frowned, sensing something sensitively.

"Of course, big brother, it's 5000 years on top and 5000 years on bottom. I don't know what's going on. Do you want to know the name of your future wife?" Yu Luo hooked Yu Yi's shoulders and smiled evilly.

"I don't want to." Yuyi didn't believe his elder brother's lies at all, and turned around to continue training soldiers.

"Haori, her name is Yuori, cherish her after you see her~" Yuluo gave a thumbs up.

"..." Yuyi was speechless for a while.

The reform of King Kong City has been going on for a long time. The civet cat tribe has occupied the magpie's nest here, causing the people to live in dire straits. From the city lord to the sheriff, as well as the army, everyone has been infiltrated into a sieve. It is very difficult to re-establish a human-led order.

In addition, a large amount of groundwater is needed to irrigate farmland. While Harumi was digging wells, Yuluo also helped make some siphon devices for water extraction using bamboo tubes, which made several people sigh.

The key is how to deal with these civet cats. If they stay here, once Yuluo and the others leave, I am afraid that with today's human power, they will be overthrown soon.

But we can’t kill them all, right?They all surrendered.

"The Immortal Holy Land is usually a group of ethnic groups. It may be difficult for us to capture it. Why not take them with us?" Yu Luo thought of a good idea.

"Well, it's feasible, but does the elder brother already know where the Immortal Holy Land is?" Yuyi asked.

"Shikigami summoned? Sleep fat! Ask yourself."

When all the raccoons saw the big fat raccoon jumping out, they immediately fell to their knees on the ground and cried heartbrokenly, complaining about the torture they had suffered during this period.

Shukaku immediately jumped into Bei Fei's arms, crying loudly.

"Hey hey hey... I can't help but say..." Bei Fei scratched his butt.

"Let's talk about the important point, the Holy Land of Immortals." Yu Luo knocked on its gong-like belly.

"Oh, the holy land of immortals. A few days' walk over there is a holy land called Longdi Cave. There are many snakes living in it. Before I lived in King Kong City, I even had a fight with them. They were like immortals. Ban, that snake meat tastes really chewy." Qin Fei pointed in one direction.

"Have you finally found it?" Hamura clenched his fist, full of fighting spirit.

"Then let's set off immediately." Yuyi also couldn't wait any longer.

"Well, I have to say... I'm afraid we are no match for Longdi Cave. Those big earthworms are famous for their ability to lay eggs. They can lay more than a dozen eggs in one litter. We usually just go there to catch some small snakes when we are greedy. I never dare to confront anyone head-on when I'm going to fight against the tooth sacrifice, Dragon Snake Immortal's methods are really powerful." Bei Fei shrank his neck.

"Is that so?" Yu Yi frowned slightly.

"However, I have a few cousins ​​who also liked to catch snakes and eat them when they lived nearby. If I take them with me, maybe... it's feasible." Qin Fei scratched his belly.

"Cousins, are they also civet cats?" Yu Luo raised his eyebrows with interest.

"No, no, no, it's the honey badger and the snake mongoose. They are good at fighting, but they don't have the brains to be as good as mine. I'm already eating human food. They even dig up earthworms in the ground to eat." Qi Fei chuckled. Smiling.

Harujian glared at Xi Fei fiercely.

Bei Fei squatted down and poked his fingers knowingly: "But they won't surrender to humans, and they may need you to fight."

"Then what are you waiting for? Go and conquer them." Hamura urged.

"It's such a small thing, I can go alone. By the way, Yuyi, I saw that there seem to be a lot of yellow stones in the mines of King Kong City, the kind that smell bad..." Yu Luo tried his best to describe. .

"Brimstone." Hamura nodded.

"You know?" Yu Luo was stunned.

"Just because I know little doesn't mean I'm stupid." Yuyi complained ruthlessly.

"...Okay, let someone grind some sulfur powder and take it with you. I've been hearing that snakes are afraid of realgar since I was a child. It shouldn't be false." Yu Luo wasn't sure, but it was better than being unprepared.

"it is good."

"By the way, let's see if there are any snake catchers who can make anti-snake poison, and prepare more." Yu Luo ordered again.

"Well, don't worry, brother." Yuyi nodded.

"I'm leaving. Harumi should also call the Inari god more and get more divine power. Don't be embarrassed. If the goddess ignores you, just sing and harass her. If it doesn't work, tell her not to give her divine power for three days. First, destroy the shrine, and then Use an ax to chop down the statue..."

Seeing that Chun Jian was looking for a bow and arrow to shoot at him, Yu Luo covered his butt and ran away, just like an old king who was caught in rape.

"Brother, there's nothing else to do here. I'll go with you." Hamura was bored and followed him.

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