I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator
Chapter 36
There are thirteen little foxes in my home.
Yuluo was quite generous and accepted all the old fox family as shikigami, laying the foundation for opening a maid restaurant in the future. After that, he returned to King Kong City with satisfaction.
At this time, Hagoromo also completed the integration of the Kongo City troops, and even spread chakra seeds to some human warriors.
A total of 162 civet cat warriors and 300 human adult soldiers were assembled, and the guards they brought over served as generals to command and train them.
Harumi has used the remaining divine power to irrigate the earth, and is still praying for divine power at the shrine. She has not slept for two days. She looks haggard, but the Inari goddess has not responded at all.
After Yu Luo heard about it, he shook his head helplessly. Gods are like black-hearted capitalists. If you ask her to raise your salary in a low voice, he will talk to you about your conscience, morals, and ideals, and will not give you any benefits.
Only when they see people coming with sickles and axes do they feel afraid.
Yuluo went there with the ax in his turn - of course he hid behind his back, and persuaded Harujian to leave first, saying that he would let her sleep for a while while he prayed for her for a while.
Harujian was indeed tired, but she was still a little worried. She warned him a thousand times: "You must not say anything strange to the Lord Kami."
"Don't worry, don't worry, it's just about reciting prayers. Go back to sleep. I'll have someone call you when there's news." Yuluo urged Chunjian and pushed Chunjian out of the door.
Seeing Chun Jian go back to the guest room to rest, Yu Luo spit into his palm and took out the ax from behind.
"What are you doing with the ax?" Harujian suddenly appeared at the door.
Yu Luo was startled and pointed at Fei Li: "Ah... let's get my nails done. Look at how long Fei Li's nails are."
"Ah, yes, yes!" The fat chick nodded as if pecking at rice.
"Oh, I forgot to bring my things." Harumi took a piece of Feiyi from the futon, and then yawned and went back to the room.
Yu Luo glared at the fat fox and kicked it on the big butt: "Go away and watch the door, it's not reliable at all..."
"Oh oh oh..." Fatty squatted down to the door.
Yuluo sat cross-legged on the futon with an ax in his hand, immersing himself in the huge wood carvings: "Master Yujujin, you have heard Chunjian's prayer. King Kong City is in danger, and we are in urgent need of your divine power. If you can Without divine power, Vajra City would be destroyed, your followers would be gone, and there would be no need for this statue to exist. It would have been better to chop it down earlier.”
As he spoke, he sang and sharpened his axe.
"The Inari God is also a woman. Why are you embarrassing my little Haru Mian? If you don't give me the power for three hours, you will first tear down the shrine and then use an ax to kill Xiniang."
Just like this, he sharpened his knife and sang the song of gods. When the three hours were up, Yu Luo walked behind the statue and started swinging the ax, bang bang bang, sawdust flying.
Soon, a sacred and clear golden light shrouded the air, followed by intermittent murmurs: "Kaguya is chasing... Life and death... Grab your divine power and don't bother me anymore..."
Yu Luo looked at the large ball of divine energy descending on the ground and smiled from ear to ear: "I will sing to you every day from now on."
"Fat Li, go and call Chunjian over." Yuluo himself swept up the sawdust, took some resin glue and casually repaired the gap he cut out.
He is quite interested in divine power, but this body has not even absorbed chakra. He dare not absorb divine power rashly, otherwise he may turn himself into stone just like absorbing natural energy.
In fact, he once tried to absorb a little divine power. In one moment, he even felt that he was as powerful as heaven and earth, and in the next second, he almost exploded due to the battle between chakra and divine power.
What comforted him was that the other two idiots couldn't control this energy.
In Harumi's words, it's because they don't have devout beliefs.
Yu Luo sneered at this theory. Energy is energy. There is no way to identify its owner. It is like a keyhole. The size does not matter, as long as the shape is correct...
Ahem, this analogy is inappropriate. Although gasoline, diesel, alcohol, and dimethylhydrazine are all fuels, they are not suitable for every engine. If you want to mix them together, you need to find a suitable ratio.
……
When Chunjian returned to the temple with sleepy eyes, he was stunned when he saw such a large group of divine power in the center. He looked at Yu Luo: "What on earth have you done...how can there be so much divine power?"
"It's nothing, just a serious prayer, and the answer is as soon as you shout. Are you not praying religiously enough, are you just thinking about delicious food, or are you missing your brother?" Yu Luo innocently threw the ax into the belly of the table. Kicked.
"You... are talking nonsense!" Chun Jian blushed instantly.
"Okay, okay, quickly absorb the divine power and prepare to set off tomorrow." Yu Luo waved his hand.
"Okay..." Chunjian was about to say something, but saw some sawdust on the ground: "This is..."
"Oh, it must have been bitten by rats. Rats have nothing to eat these days. They even eat wood when they are hungry. You have to be careful about the statue being gnawed by rats." Yu Luo tilted his head and dug his ears.
"Really... Goddess Inari chose the fox as her envoy just to catch mice. Why are there so many mice?" Harumi poked the spirit fox between the eyebrows with some reproach.
"?" Linhu blinked his eyes suddenly, his little mind confused. How could a mouse dare to enter Inari Shrine? Is he really hungry and crazy?
"Hurry up and absorb the divine power. Don't let it dissipate in a while, and you have to bother the goddess again." Yu Luo quickly interrupted.
"Hmm..." Harumi finally felt at ease, sat down cross-legged, and began to absorb Inari's divine power.
Yuluo squatted beside and looked at Chunjian's pretty little face. He didn't know why. Chunjian had obviously refined chakra, but he was able to match the divine power very well. Could it be that there was really someone blessed by heaven?
By the way... Harumi can't redeem it through the system. Historically, she should have died in the war between the gods and Kaguya, right?
What a pity.
------
The next morning, in front of the palace, countless people gathered and cheered.
Hundreds of humans and civet cat warriors wearing samurai bamboo armor lined up neatly, and dozens of vehicles filled with supplies were parked carefully, giving them an inexplicable momentum.
Hagoromo is now on the high platform shouting to everyone:
"I am the son of the emperor of my ancestral country, Hagoromo Otsutsuki!"
"The southern region of our ancestral country has suffered an unprecedented drought. Hundreds of thousands of civilians have suffered from famine. Now I have found out the initiator of everything."
"It was caused by the Longdi Cave, the holy land of the Snake Clan, which is dozens of miles away, and was searching for the energy of heaven and earth."
The entire King Kong City instantly fell into absolute rage. Everyone thought the famine was a drought, but no one thought it was actually because of a group of snake demons?
"Therefore, I, Otsutsuki Hagoromo, swear here to completely destroy Ryūchi Cave and return the natural energy that was stolen from us to us!"
"For the survival of mankind, for our homeland!"
"For the survival of mankind, for our homeland!"
"For the survival of mankind, for our homeland!"
The entire King Kong City has gone crazy. 99% of the civilians these days are relying on God for their livelihood. When I heard that the desertification was due to a group of scoundrels, I immediately put all my resentment at the Dilong Cave and wanted to take it myself. Holding a sickle and fighting into Longdi Cave.
It's a pity that the journey is long, and most people's physiques are not up to the standards of soldiers, and they will die if they go there.
However, this did not prevent them from taking revenge on the snakes. Now that there has been a famine for several years, not to mention the snakes, even the earthworms have been eaten. Smart people made straw ropes into long strips, and a group of people had a great time stepping on them.
"Humans, you just can't eat too much. It's such a waste of energy." Yu Luo picked his nostrils.
Next came the blessing ceremony of Harumi, who performed a beautiful dance on the stage. Although the Inari goddess did not have time to reply, it was considered a successful blessing.
For the superstitious ancients, having the blessing of gods was half the battle won.
Naturally, Yu Luo would not let go of the opportunity to join in the fun, and as a great onmyoji, he also wanted to go up and divine fortune.
The bamboo tubes collided with the bamboo sticks, flipped in the air, and flew down.
"..."
He looked embarrassed for a moment.
Yuyi stepped forward and took a look, his expression changed slightly.
The upward-facing lottery tickets all over the floor all showed the same word: "fierce" and "big bad"!
Yuluo was quite generous and accepted all the old fox family as shikigami, laying the foundation for opening a maid restaurant in the future. After that, he returned to King Kong City with satisfaction.
At this time, Hagoromo also completed the integration of the Kongo City troops, and even spread chakra seeds to some human warriors.
A total of 162 civet cat warriors and 300 human adult soldiers were assembled, and the guards they brought over served as generals to command and train them.
Harumi has used the remaining divine power to irrigate the earth, and is still praying for divine power at the shrine. She has not slept for two days. She looks haggard, but the Inari goddess has not responded at all.
After Yu Luo heard about it, he shook his head helplessly. Gods are like black-hearted capitalists. If you ask her to raise your salary in a low voice, he will talk to you about your conscience, morals, and ideals, and will not give you any benefits.
Only when they see people coming with sickles and axes do they feel afraid.
Yuluo went there with the ax in his turn - of course he hid behind his back, and persuaded Harujian to leave first, saying that he would let her sleep for a while while he prayed for her for a while.
Harujian was indeed tired, but she was still a little worried. She warned him a thousand times: "You must not say anything strange to the Lord Kami."
"Don't worry, don't worry, it's just about reciting prayers. Go back to sleep. I'll have someone call you when there's news." Yuluo urged Chunjian and pushed Chunjian out of the door.
Seeing Chun Jian go back to the guest room to rest, Yu Luo spit into his palm and took out the ax from behind.
"What are you doing with the ax?" Harujian suddenly appeared at the door.
Yu Luo was startled and pointed at Fei Li: "Ah... let's get my nails done. Look at how long Fei Li's nails are."
"Ah, yes, yes!" The fat chick nodded as if pecking at rice.
"Oh, I forgot to bring my things." Harumi took a piece of Feiyi from the futon, and then yawned and went back to the room.
Yu Luo glared at the fat fox and kicked it on the big butt: "Go away and watch the door, it's not reliable at all..."
"Oh oh oh..." Fatty squatted down to the door.
Yuluo sat cross-legged on the futon with an ax in his hand, immersing himself in the huge wood carvings: "Master Yujujin, you have heard Chunjian's prayer. King Kong City is in danger, and we are in urgent need of your divine power. If you can Without divine power, Vajra City would be destroyed, your followers would be gone, and there would be no need for this statue to exist. It would have been better to chop it down earlier.”
As he spoke, he sang and sharpened his axe.
"The Inari God is also a woman. Why are you embarrassing my little Haru Mian? If you don't give me the power for three hours, you will first tear down the shrine and then use an ax to kill Xiniang."
Just like this, he sharpened his knife and sang the song of gods. When the three hours were up, Yu Luo walked behind the statue and started swinging the ax, bang bang bang, sawdust flying.
Soon, a sacred and clear golden light shrouded the air, followed by intermittent murmurs: "Kaguya is chasing... Life and death... Grab your divine power and don't bother me anymore..."
Yu Luo looked at the large ball of divine energy descending on the ground and smiled from ear to ear: "I will sing to you every day from now on."
"Fat Li, go and call Chunjian over." Yuluo himself swept up the sawdust, took some resin glue and casually repaired the gap he cut out.
He is quite interested in divine power, but this body has not even absorbed chakra. He dare not absorb divine power rashly, otherwise he may turn himself into stone just like absorbing natural energy.
In fact, he once tried to absorb a little divine power. In one moment, he even felt that he was as powerful as heaven and earth, and in the next second, he almost exploded due to the battle between chakra and divine power.
What comforted him was that the other two idiots couldn't control this energy.
In Harumi's words, it's because they don't have devout beliefs.
Yu Luo sneered at this theory. Energy is energy. There is no way to identify its owner. It is like a keyhole. The size does not matter, as long as the shape is correct...
Ahem, this analogy is inappropriate. Although gasoline, diesel, alcohol, and dimethylhydrazine are all fuels, they are not suitable for every engine. If you want to mix them together, you need to find a suitable ratio.
……
When Chunjian returned to the temple with sleepy eyes, he was stunned when he saw such a large group of divine power in the center. He looked at Yu Luo: "What on earth have you done...how can there be so much divine power?"
"It's nothing, just a serious prayer, and the answer is as soon as you shout. Are you not praying religiously enough, are you just thinking about delicious food, or are you missing your brother?" Yu Luo innocently threw the ax into the belly of the table. Kicked.
"You... are talking nonsense!" Chun Jian blushed instantly.
"Okay, okay, quickly absorb the divine power and prepare to set off tomorrow." Yu Luo waved his hand.
"Okay..." Chunjian was about to say something, but saw some sawdust on the ground: "This is..."
"Oh, it must have been bitten by rats. Rats have nothing to eat these days. They even eat wood when they are hungry. You have to be careful about the statue being gnawed by rats." Yu Luo tilted his head and dug his ears.
"Really... Goddess Inari chose the fox as her envoy just to catch mice. Why are there so many mice?" Harumi poked the spirit fox between the eyebrows with some reproach.
"?" Linhu blinked his eyes suddenly, his little mind confused. How could a mouse dare to enter Inari Shrine? Is he really hungry and crazy?
"Hurry up and absorb the divine power. Don't let it dissipate in a while, and you have to bother the goddess again." Yu Luo quickly interrupted.
"Hmm..." Harumi finally felt at ease, sat down cross-legged, and began to absorb Inari's divine power.
Yuluo squatted beside and looked at Chunjian's pretty little face. He didn't know why. Chunjian had obviously refined chakra, but he was able to match the divine power very well. Could it be that there was really someone blessed by heaven?
By the way... Harumi can't redeem it through the system. Historically, she should have died in the war between the gods and Kaguya, right?
What a pity.
------
The next morning, in front of the palace, countless people gathered and cheered.
Hundreds of humans and civet cat warriors wearing samurai bamboo armor lined up neatly, and dozens of vehicles filled with supplies were parked carefully, giving them an inexplicable momentum.
Hagoromo is now on the high platform shouting to everyone:
"I am the son of the emperor of my ancestral country, Hagoromo Otsutsuki!"
"The southern region of our ancestral country has suffered an unprecedented drought. Hundreds of thousands of civilians have suffered from famine. Now I have found out the initiator of everything."
"It was caused by the Longdi Cave, the holy land of the Snake Clan, which is dozens of miles away, and was searching for the energy of heaven and earth."
The entire King Kong City instantly fell into absolute rage. Everyone thought the famine was a drought, but no one thought it was actually because of a group of snake demons?
"Therefore, I, Otsutsuki Hagoromo, swear here to completely destroy Ryūchi Cave and return the natural energy that was stolen from us to us!"
"For the survival of mankind, for our homeland!"
"For the survival of mankind, for our homeland!"
"For the survival of mankind, for our homeland!"
The entire King Kong City has gone crazy. 99% of the civilians these days are relying on God for their livelihood. When I heard that the desertification was due to a group of scoundrels, I immediately put all my resentment at the Dilong Cave and wanted to take it myself. Holding a sickle and fighting into Longdi Cave.
It's a pity that the journey is long, and most people's physiques are not up to the standards of soldiers, and they will die if they go there.
However, this did not prevent them from taking revenge on the snakes. Now that there has been a famine for several years, not to mention the snakes, even the earthworms have been eaten. Smart people made straw ropes into long strips, and a group of people had a great time stepping on them.
"Humans, you just can't eat too much. It's such a waste of energy." Yu Luo picked his nostrils.
Next came the blessing ceremony of Harumi, who performed a beautiful dance on the stage. Although the Inari goddess did not have time to reply, it was considered a successful blessing.
For the superstitious ancients, having the blessing of gods was half the battle won.
Naturally, Yu Luo would not let go of the opportunity to join in the fun, and as a great onmyoji, he also wanted to go up and divine fortune.
The bamboo tubes collided with the bamboo sticks, flipped in the air, and flew down.
"..."
He looked embarrassed for a moment.
Yuyi stepped forward and took a look, his expression changed slightly.
The upward-facing lottery tickets all over the floor all showed the same word: "fierce" and "big bad"!
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