I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

"Failed! Failed again! The three of you simply grew up eating shit! Even if you become a human from tomato and egg soup, you will look more like a ninja than you!"

Doi Yuan's hysterical curses once again raised the tent, and everyone passing by was laughing.

Yu Luo dug his ears and watched the dead fat pig spitting saliva. Even though he knew it was just pretending, it made him feel uncomfortable.

"Be patient, I'm helping you clear your suspicions."

Dofeiyuan was very conceited and thought that the more he scolded, the less others would suspect that Yuluo and the others were not his messengers.

"But sir... if we always fail our missions and you keep using us, wouldn't it be more suspicious?" Yu Luo raised his hand to question.

"Hmm... that seems to be the truth." Tu Feiyuan held his round chin and thought for a moment: "I have to think of a better reason."

Thinking about it, he pinched his mustache and looked at the three people with lewd eyes: "Have you ever heard of PY trading? This is a good excuse."

Hinata Xia was shocked.

Yuluo blocked Hinata Xia behind him: "Well, just let Ebisu take care of this kind of thing alone. It's better not to involve our innocence."

"Ah, bastard! Isn't there a better way?" Ebisu cursed.

"Come into my office. I will give you an hour to browse through the ninjutsu scrolls at will. This will be your reward for taking refuge in me and let you know that you are not with the wrong person." Doi Yuan squeezed his mung bean-sized eyes and licked He licked his lips and smiled obscenely: "Don't worry, I won't really do it..."

Exchanging meritorious deeds for ninjutsu is also the scope of work of the Logistics Department. Of course, it is understandable that one or two volumes are occasionally lost in the chaos of the battlefield.

"Here... I'll go." Ebisu gritted his teeth and agreed.

"I'm not interested. I want to marry a wife in the future." Yuluo spread his hands. Anyway, he didn't have much need for ninjutsu.

Hinata Xia also shook her head, not to mention that she didn't use ninjutsu, even if she did, she wouldn't trade it for fame.

In this way, under the watchful eyes of many people, Ebisu walked into Madoka Doi's office and flipped through the ninjutsu scrolls he needed. Most of them were Five Elements Release Techniques. He picked two wind release scrolls and carried them on his back. .

An hour later, Ebisu walked out of the office, still reciting the knowledge on the scroll.

And a new rumor spread throughout the camp: the famous team with a zero winning rate betrayed Ebisu in exchange for the trust of the logistics minister...

"Is this really worth it?" Yu Luo looked at Ebisu's deliberately bent O-shaped legs with distress.

"Do you know how difficult it is for a ninja to obtain A-level ninjutsu? Maybe if you perform tasks for three years without rest, you can redeem the merits. But now I only entered the office once and got two volumes. "Ebisu tapped his temple.

"Good brother, I have wronged you." Yuluo held Ebisu's hand, tears filling his eyes.

"In order to become stronger, this grievance is nothing."

"My good brother, please help me complete two volumes."

"Why don't you go eat shit?" Ebisu rolled his eyes wildly.

In this way, the news that Ebisu was secretly appointed as the Logistics Head of Team Uro was spread by the invisible wind, which also dispelled some people's doubts about why Madoka Doi kept sending missions to this garbage team.

Kosuke Maruhoshi came to hand over the work and looked at Ebisu with sympathy and pity: "My child, you have suffered."

"Teacher! When this is over, you must prove your innocence for us!" Ebisu burst into tears.

……

Three days later, Doi Yuan sent out another mission.

Selling a more important equipment transportation line to Sunagakure and an escort team of 20 people.

Kosuke Maruboshi is also very entangled. Although he has the secret order of the Hokage, he does not have much power to mobilize the ANBU, and it is impossible for the ANBU to pretend to be the victim every time. He has a very important mission, so he can only go as much as possible. Negotiation, the rest can only depend on Yu Luo's adaptability.

The contact person is still the Sunagakure ninja codenamed Gomo. Since the petition has been submitted last time, they are not required to follow the mission anymore. After the intelligence handover is completed, they have already received a reward of 1000 million taels in chips.

The two parties separated within less than 3 minutes of contact.

Faced with such a simple task, the three of them walked behind a sand dune, but couldn't help but stop at the same time, unable to lift their feet for the next step.

"I know we are all thinking about that problem, why not say it." Yu Luo spoke first.

"Really...are you going back like this?" Ebisu stood on the sand dune with some hesitation.

"The escort team...will they die because of the information we betrayed?" Hinataxia whispered.

"The teacher said he would find a way." Yu Luo said.

"But the teacher said that the ANBU are very busy and may not be able to find them." Ebisu said again.

"What does this have to do with us? Can the three of us just mess around? As long as we go back, we can get a large sum of money and can read at will the ninjutsu scrolls that others can't buy with money." Yu. Luo opened his arms and tried his best to smile.

"Forget it, I know what you are thinking. Leave the decision-making power to the gods. Just toss the coin. Let's go and see if it's heads. If it's tails... then go back to the city in a big way!" Ebisu suggested.

"Good idea." Yu Luo took out the dirty money chip worth 1000 million taels from his bag.

"No, are you flipping a coin with this? Isn't it too expensive?" Ebisu was surprised.

"Fate... is so heavy." Yu Luo threw it high into the sky and landed quietly on the sand.

negative side.

"Did you breathe heavily just now? Do you want to vote again?" Yuluo glanced at Ebisu.

"Ah...yes, I'm so nervous, let's take a breath." Ebisu nodded quickly.

"Hold it." Yu Luo picked up the chips.

Throw it again, tail.

"Damn it, did you fart?" Yu Luo scolded.

"Sorry! I couldn't hold it in..." Ebisu nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

Throw it again, tail.

Throw it again, tail.

Throw it again...

"God damn it, are you against me?" Yu Luo forcefully turned the coin over to the front.

"Okay, let's go!"

……

Relying on Hinata Xia's ultra-long-distance tracking ability, he quickly caught up with his connector, Gomo.

This kid was really cautious. After running around for a long time, he got into an underground bunker, released a ninja eagle from the cage inside, attached the information that needed to be conveyed, and flew towards the Fire Country.

Then he hid in an underground bunker to rest.

"He is probably just a middleman and will not directly participate in the mission. We will go directly to the route to intercept, hoping not to waste too much time." Yu Luo said.

The three of them then rushed to the route marked on the mission scroll, running at full speed along the way, trying to leave as early as possible and return as early as possible without arousing Doi Yuan's doubts.

They killed three shikigami along the way, but even so, it was already 12 hours later when they arrived at the interception point. Fortunately, when they arrived, the people escorting the Konoha troops were not dead yet, and they were still alive. A group of pitiful genin were left, being run over by several sand ninjas, among whom there were actually two cute-looking little kunoichi.

"Let's do it!" Ebisu couldn't wait to show off his new ninjutsu.

"Wait, you're stupid. If we go out like this, won't our mission be exposed?" Yuluo grabbed Ebisu.

"What should we do?" Ebisu was stunned.

"Use your brain, what are you doing with that set of armor on your back?" Yuluo pointed to the box carried all the way behind Ebisu.

"Oh oh oh! Light Samurai!" Ebisu became excited instantly, turned around, opened the box and was about to put it on.

"Are you sure you can defeat them wearing this suit?" Yu Luo struck at the right time.

"Uh..." Ebisu was stunned for a moment. Hino's armor was not light at all. After wearing it a few times, he felt that in addition to being handsome, it also greatly affected his mobility.

"I'll wear it." Yu Luo said as he put on the armor. When he put on the helmet, a warrior who looked like a divine warrior appeared in the world again.

"Holy shit...have I been fooled?" Ebisu looked at Hinata and seemed to understand something.

"Help...Help...Someone help me..." A genin girl who had just graduated from a ninja school a few months ago stumbled across the Gobi desert. The endless desolation as far as the eye could see made her feel desperate.

"What a pity to kill such a fair little girl from Konoha..." A Sunagakure ninja raised his sword with regret. The nature of their mission prevented them from doing anything more extreme.

"Do you believe in light?"

boom!

A white light fell like a meteorite, the holy white armor, the majestic figure of a god, exuding a mysterious aura.

The chain blade composed of eight blades shone brightly in his hand. With a wave of his hand, the blades flew out quickly and killed all the chasing Sunagakure ninjas.

"So...so handsome..." The two Konoha genin girls hugged each other, their eyes filled with the light reflected by the Sun Armor.

"You're safe." Yu Luo left a deep silhouette behind him and looked back like a halo sergeant.

"Sir...sir...can I know your name?" The little kunoichi clenched her fists excitedly.

"As long as you believe in the light, you will see me again." A hoarse and hoarse voice came from the helmet.

Yuluo shattered the remaining Amaterasu power with one hand, and a bright light flashed out, disappearing from the place.

"Ahhh! We will always believe in the light!"