I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

【Konoha Times】

A newspaper published and photographed by war reporters, published the situation on each battlefield, and occasionally published some rumors and gossip spread among ninjas as a joke in the misery.

This is one of the few entertainment programs for frontline ninjas, and it is very popular with everyone.

Today, in addition to mocking a certain team with a 0-win rate, there is a big page. The bright samurai reappeared on the battlefield of Sunagakure and saved two little kunoichi who were being chased by Sunagakure.

Although no photos were taken, the oil painting exquisitely painted by the artist made the figure of the light warrior even taller. Against the dark and bloody background, a ray of sunlight shone through the layers of dark clouds on the armor, as if the light pierced the sky.

【You should always believe in light! 】

This slogan instantly became a popular trend among young people. Countless girls thought about the handsome appearance under the helmet of the Light Warrior with joy, and even cut out the photo from the newspaper and pasted it on the wall.

Orochimaru also ordered that everyone must find traces of the light warriors.

……

"Ahhhhhhh!!! 488! 489! 490!" Ebisu did push-ups crazily.

"Hey, hey, hey, no need to be so exaggerated..." Yu Luo held the kissing paradise in one hand and crossed his legs at the same time.

Without the supervision of Maruboshi Kosuke, laziness came over me.

"Shut up! You don't take me with you every time you show off! Next time I must put on my own armor and fight! Ahhhh! 491! 492!" Ebisu's arms undulated wildly.

"It's... your temperament is like that of a peeping man in the women's restroom, and you don't look like a bright man in armor!" Yu Luo picked his ears.

"Eat shit!" Ebisu rolled his eyes wildly.

"Yu Luojun, I feel that I have almost finished my Qigong wave training. Are there any other moves?" Hinata Xia was diligent.

"Ha... there are two more moves, let me teach you together." Yu Luo yawned long and stood up lazily.

It's not that he was reluctant to teach the nine tricks together, it was mainly to deceive the little sister and give the lollipops one by one.

If you give them together, people will not miss you.

"Nine postures of Soft Boxing? The second posture: Mountain-breaking posture"

"Chakra travels through the eight meridians, passes through the Tianshan Mountains, and passes through both arms... Chakra passes through the molecules of objects in the form of short-wave particles - bursts out!"

Yu Luo hit a wall with his palm, but it didn't even move.

"Hahaha, what the hell, it has no power at all." Ebisu laughed.

"Look behind the wall again?" Yu Luo pretended to be holding his arms, but in fact he was cramping in pain.

It seems necessary to ask Orochimaru if there is any way to expand the meridians, otherwise this body will not be able to use Gurouquan at all.

Ebisu climbed behind the wall and took a look: "What happened behind the wall? A dead tree stump? What, you made it pregnant?"

"Ahem... maybe there is a slight mistake, Xia Jiang, here you go, this mountain-breaking move is also known as hitting the cow across the mountain. By rubbing the chakra, it turns into a tiny stream and passes through the wall, directly hitting the tree stump behind the wall, and the wall The face is not damaged at all." Yu Luo explained.

"Yeah!" Hinata Xia nodded and took note of the essentials. This technique was obviously much more useful than Qigong Wave.

"Should I wipe it? I'm wearing armor, so you teach me how to break it? Are you targeting me deliberately?" Ebisu pointed at himself with wide eyes.

"Haha, Xia Jiang, hurry up and learn to beat him!" Yu Luo laughed.

"There's one more trick, don't let the girl take the initiative to ask!" Ebisu saw Hinata Xia's expectations.

"Well, the next move is very powerful. It is known as the Little God Luo Tianzheng. Be careful. Stand behind me. The mantra is how many floors can a bag of rice resist?"

"Chakra gathers in the Dantian, spreads throughout the body, passes through the central channel, travels into the radial sea, and bursts out from every inch of the skin..."

Yuluo squatted in a horse stance, his face flushed. Chakra was swelling in the meridians of his body, but there was no way for them to burst out from his pores. In the end, he had no choice but to burst out from the thickest holes.

boom! ! !

A violent stream of air spurted out from behind, instantly sending sand and rocks flying and filling the air with smoke and dust.

"Ahhhhh! You bitch!!! Are you a weasel? Teach Natsu-chan this?" Ebisu took the brunt of the attack.

Hinata Xia also covered her nose and looked embarrassed.

"Ahem... I just made a mistake. In fact, the correct way to release it is not like this. With the thick chakra, it forms a repulsive radius and knocks away everything within the range. It is commonly known as Little Shinra." Yuluo was a little embarrassed.

"Well...thank you Yu Luo-kun." Hinata Xia nodded slightly and began to punch slowly.

"You guys go ahead and practice. I'll find a cooler place to sleep for a while. Call me when the mission comes." Yu Luo yawned.

Recently, he has been working very hard to recharge the system with dream energy, trying to enter the simulation faster and earn some simulation coins.

……

In the following days, almost every three to five days, Madoka Doi would ask them to go on a mission to sell the material route to Sunagakure in exchange for generous monetary rewards.

The three of them would secretly follow him every time, transform into righteous light warriors, and save innocent teammates from Sunagakure.

When encountering a strong enemy, Yuluo goes up, and the weaker one is Ebisu who goes up to show off. Once, he even pushed Hinata Natsu to let her become a bright warrior.

Gradually, the name of the Light Warrior has spread through various channels throughout the battlefields of the Fire Kingdom. Businessmen have found business opportunities, and figures and posters of the Light Warrior have even appeared in the streets.

There is a rumor that as long as you believe in the light in your heart in times of crisis, divine soldiers will surely descend from the sky to save the pure girl in life-or-death crisis.

One of the reports was an interview with a rescued genin girl. She said that fake light warriors had appeared because the light warriors she met were extremely vulgar. Not only in terms of temperament, the ninja even kissed her after defeating Sunagakure. hands!

Such a wretched guy must not be a true warrior of light!

Ebisu almost got angry when he saw this article, because this was his first attack, and he was proud to believe that the real light warrior should be a romantic singer with roses in his mouth.

Yu Luo laughed so hard.

Hyuga Natsu also believes that the Light Warriors should remain mysterious.

There is another thing that makes Yu Luo a little surprised...

Perhaps this is the reason why more and more young people believe in light...

Amaterasu Kami actually awakened in Hinojia.

This was what Mikado told him, but this Amaterasu has nothing to do with Amaterasu from a thousand years ago. Thousands of years ago, Kaguya had completely killed and absorbed Amaterasu, leaving no consciousness behind.

The Amaterasu god awakening on the Sun Armor is a newly born spiritual aggregate, which is chaotic and has not yet formed its own will.

Yuluo said that he liked such a god very much, he was obedient and easy to train.

How can you be as stingy as Yu Weijin, like a woman who manages money boxes? One day, you will have to resurrect the God of Poseidon, God of Wind, and God of Fire!

This almost made Goddess Inari resentful to death.