I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

"Hey, isn't this a team with a 0-win rate? Hey, we're on a mission again?"

"Hahaha, I'm afraid it's going to fail again, right?"

“Keeping this kind of person will only cost you money, so it’s better to sacrifice him as soon as possible.”

……

Amidst the ignorant ridicule and abuse, and the encouragement of a few classmates, the Yuluo team walked out of Platycodon City carrying their supply boxes with their heads held high.

Madoka Doi assigned them another false mission today, and the box on his back only contained a pile of stones. Ebisu was carrying his precious light armor on his back, for fear that it would be stolen when he came back.

This is a mission destined to fail because there is no mission.

Their real mission is to betray the route information of a material transport team to Sunagakure.

After leaving Platycodon City, they immediately took off everything that could prove their identity, put on a large hooded blouse that was most suitable for the desert, and covered their faces with scarves. One person wore a pair of large sunglasses, and Hinata Natsu even wore them. He put on dark goggles and was wary of exposing his white eyes.

Following the direction of the map, he ran a long distance, crossed the barren desert, and came to the designated desert peak.

"He's here." Hinata Natsu pointed at an ordinary piece of sand, and at a glance he saw the Sunagakure ninja hiding under the sand.

"Come out, you hid so poorly, I could smell your urine even ten kilometers away." Yu Luo pinched his nose and kicked sand in that direction.

Immediately, a Sunagakure ninja wearing an ANBU mask opened the disguise blanket and jumped out with a knife, leaving behind a darkroom of about one cubic meter.

"Who are you?" Sunagakure's contact held the knife handle warily.

"Your new contact." Yu Luo threw the mission scroll in his face.

Sunagakure's contact cautiously opened the mission scroll and took a look: "Why haven't I seen you before?"

"We've already said it's the new contact person. Our leader has been suspected by the higher-ups, so we can only use the new person." Yu Luo crossed his arms and said disdainfully.

"It's a pleasure to cooperate." Sunagakure's contact put away the knife and stretched out a hand.

"You are brave." Yu Luo also stretched out a hand.

While holding their hands together, Sunagakure's contact suddenly made a move, pulled him back heavily, and took advantage of the moment Yuluo lost his balance to slash Yuluo's throat with a knife.

"Do you want to test your strength?" Yu Luo's physical skills are only at the level of the old man's Tai Chi, which is not as good as that of Ri Xiangxia, but he can't stand his tricks.

The moment Sunagakure's contact slashed with his sword, he found a lifelike big black snake swimming under Yuluo's collar. The snake's eyes flashed coldly, and it sprang out of the body and bit his wrist.

With just a little more effort, he became a one-armed man.

"Brother, you can fall down even when you walk, are you so careless?" Yu Luo narrowed his eyes, with a smile on his face. Hei Ji swam around on his face and then got back into his body.

"Hmph..." The contact person snorted coldly, admitting the loss: "You can call me Gemo."

It doesn't sound like your real name.

"Since you are so insincere, Tiga, Mr. 91 Hui, Tsukino Usagi!" Yuluo crossed his arms and gave the other two heroes their code names.

"91 Mr. Ebisu, what the hell..." Ebisu muttered softly.

"Let's go. According to the rules, for the first time we cooperate, you must submit a petition." Gemo ran ahead to lead the way.

First, they led Yu Luo and the other three to find their own mission team, a Sunagakure team stationed nearby, exuding murderous intent. They looked like elite veterans at first glance, looking down at the three dwarves with a playful look on their faces.

"Hey, three little brats with thin skin and tender flesh..."

"Why do you want to fight?" Yu Luo raised his eyebrows.

The two parties were in a tit-for-tat confrontation that they disliked for three minutes. Neither of them wanted to be at a disadvantage, but they did not choose to take action. Instead, they ran towards the position marked on the mission scroll. The contact person seemed to be just a middleman and did not participate in the hunt. He left immediately after handing over.

……

A Gobi Desert that is half stone and half sand.

Two teams of people, one on the left and one on the right, were lying in ambush on both sides of the road the mission team must pass. Based on the tiny marks and fresh blades of grass on the road, it could be judged that no one had passed by recently.

It was hard to wait and wait for two days. The people of Yuluoban squatted in the dug space in the ground to play cards every day. When they were tired, they would cook something to eat, and when they were full, they would go to bed. It was very comfortable.

As for squatting, all matters were left to the Sunagakure team next door.

It wasn't until midnight on the third day that this team appeared belatedly in sight. Each of the four people was carrying a large box on their backs, stumbling tiredly.

In this state, facing the sudden sneak attack by the Sunagakure team, they were almost defenseless. The three little ones were captured in three strikes. Even if the leader of the Chuunin team had a little experience, he immediately dropped the box. After throwing down the smoke bomb, he was dragged back by a spear.

"It's up to you to deal with them." The Sunagakure ninja left a sentence and went to look through their trophies.

All the shuriken kunai were put to the side. Even if they found a few detonating charms, they were just put in their arms. However, they found a can of compressed biscuits and a can of canned fruit, which they pried open with bare hands. satisfy.

"Izuku, we use these things to feed the pigs." Yu Luo passed them disdainfully and walked to the four ninjas who also belonged to Konoha.

"We...we demand the treatment of prisoners..." the leading teacher shouted timidly.

"You're still being treated as a prisoner? It's because of your bad luck. Let me borrow the knife." Yuluo stretched out his hand to the Sunagakure ninja.

"Killing each other is the most interesting thing." The Sunagakure ninja handed the knife to Yuluo with interest.

"Killing each other...are you Konoha too?" The Konoha chuunin just spoke, and a knife slashed across his neck without hesitation, and his head rolled to the ground.

"Teacher!!!" The other three Konoha genin boys cried out in fright.

"The knife is good." Yuluo killed another one with one knife, and then handed the knife to Ebisu.

"...I wonder if the teacher has arranged it well." Ebisu muttered silently, and with a heartbeat, he grasped the long knife and swung it down neatly, and then handed the knife to Hinata Xia.

"..." Hinata Xia pursed her lips and also slashed with the sword.

Yu Luo reached out and took off the forehead protectors from their foreheads, and waved them in front of the three Sunagakure ninjas: "Have you completed the declaration of name?"

"It's so boring. I thought you would at least cry and struggle internally..." The Sunagakure ninja took the knife with some disappointment and threw a silver token chip to Yu Luo.

"What is this?" Yu Luo looked at this exquisitely crafted coin that looked like gold but not gold, looked like stone but not stone.

"Idiot, these are the exchange chips from the money exchange. Gold is 1000 million taels, silver is 100 million taels, and white is 10 taels. If the chips match the code, you can exchange them for money." Sunagakure ninja laughed.

"Where is the money exchange?" Ebisu also came over.

"Underground banks outside the five major countries are the must-choose holy places for killing people and selling goods." Yu Luo put the chips in his arms: "If there is nothing else, I will leave."

"Haha, I hope that next time we meet, we can bring us a big order. Don't do this kind of trivial stuff again." The three Sunagakure ninjas picked up the supply boxes and walked back.

"He's gone." Yu Luo glanced at the headless corpse on the ground again and walked towards the direction of Platycodon City.

Until there was no one left on the horizon, the corpses on the ground slowly scattered into a pile of insects crawling all over the ground, and then regrouped into a man in a trench coat wearing sunglasses.

"Disguise mission, completed."