I'm in Konoha's Lie Flat Simulator

Yu Luoban stayed in the solitary room for three whole days before he was taken out at midnight and brought all the way to the logistics department.

This is the first time they have walked into Dofei Yuan's underground private dormitory in so many years since they have been in the logistics force.

In this platycodon city where loess is everywhere, there is a palace-like room underground. The bluestone walls are covered with pleasing paintings. The floor is covered with a soft wool carpet, an air conditioner, a refrigerator, and a The gramophone and a generator containing some kind of solution next door made the three of them think that they had traveled back to Konoha.

These appliances are considered trendy and expensive appliances even in Konoha Village. Most families cannot afford them. How can they be seen in such a place?

"What? Have you never seen the world?" In the cool room, Tu Feiyuan was lying on a big soft bed, with two delicate women feeding him grapes.

There were three exquisite and extravagant dinners on the table, including golden steaks, ice-cold red wine with condensation in the glass, and steaming meatloaf.

Ebisu drooled unconsciously as he looked at the two white balls leaking from his side.

"How is it? You three idiots, have you never seen such a scene?" A joking smile appeared on the round and plump face.

"Sir, I have never seen it before." Yu Luo looked at the ice-cold red wine and swallowed.

There is no shortage of food and drinks in Sunagakure battlefield, but the word "ice" can make people crazy like the skirt of a goddess.

"A place like this actually has women to eat, drink and... It's too much..." Envy was visible on Ebisu's face.

"Nonsense, if wealth doesn't mean you can't be slutty, then why do you still need wealth?" Tu Feiyuan hugged the woman next to him and smiled disdainfully.

"Sir, heroes see the same thing!!" Yu Luo agreed.

"Hmph, the three of you are in such misery, how about you just follow me? From now on, you will get everything I have, money, women, ninjutsu..." The fat on Doi's round face shook, and he hugged her hard. The woman around me.

Ebisu and Hinata looked at Yuluo hesitantly.

"Wait a minute, why did you choose the three of us?" Yu Luo was a little surprised.

"Because the damn old Hokage has begun to suspect me of corruption and treason, and even sent people to investigate me. I urgently need some clean hands to help me, and you three are useless, greedy for money and afraid of death, and can't do anything well. Now you can't even Old Maruboshi has abandoned you, he must not be an undercover agent sent by the Hokage."

"I'm not afraid that the person I use is not loyal enough. I have a way to make him loyal."

"How about it, do you want to sit down and eat meat with me, or do you want to turn around and report me to Orochimaru?" Madoka Doi smiled jokingly, grabbing the gold coins on the bed, and flicked them one by one to the feet of the three of them. .

The three of them looked at the dazzling gold coins. The crisp collision sound was like a string that stirred people's hearts. The flashing golden light dazzled the three of them.

"I am willing to serve you!" Yu Luo grabbed the steak on the table and chewed it hard.

"Through fire and water, my lord!" Ebisu fiercely poured a bottle of red wine.

"Me...me too..." Hinata Xia said weakly.

"Okay, very good, very good. This is the first task I have assigned to you. If you complete it, you will be my confidant, and you will become prosperous and prosperous from now on."

"If you can't finish it, huh, then you will be a waste that is not even worthy of being a bad person. You can only bury it in the sand and use it as fertilizer!"

Dofeiyuan threw a mission scroll to Yu Luo. Yu Luo immediately opened it and saw that it was the route map of the latest batch of material escort teams.

"Send it to the place, hand it over to Sunagakure's contact, submit the certificate of surrender, and the mission is completed."

"Will the people escorting the team...will die?" Yu Luo was stunned.

"Remember, if you want to hang out with me, in this world, except money, there is nothing else." Doi Yuan smiled coldly.

"In that case...are we really human beings..." Ebisu suddenly shrank his neck and took two steps back. Only then did he realize that black money is not so easy to earn.

"There is nothing real or fake in this world. If you get a lot of real money, you can become a real person!"

"Money! It's everything!"

Tu Feiyuan viciously grabbed a handful of golden coins and threw them in several people's faces.

"I understand, money is everything, we will go on a mission tomorrow." Yu Luo nodded.

"Well, I will arrange a fake mission for you tomorrow. You can continue to carry forward the style of 0 win rate..."

"Hahahaha, who would have thought that a useless team that I scolded every day would be the means of corruption for me, Tu Fei Yuan?" Tu Fei Yuan smiled wildly.

……

The lonely smoke in the desert is straight, and the bright moon shines on the lonely city.

The three of them sat on the edge of the deserted city, looking in the direction of their hometown.

"Tell me what you are thinking." Yu Luo spoke first.

"I...it's true that I like money...but I never want to make money standing on my own body." Ebisu shook his head lonely.

"I...I don't know...I listen to you..." Hinataxia whispered.

"Hey...money...dirty money! It's uncomfortable to spend dirty money!" Yu Luo took out the gold coin that Tufeiyuan rewarded, floated it out on the sand like water, and sank into the sand.

Ebisu also threw all the gold coins into the sand.

"So...should we refuse? We will be assassinated, right? Let's report Orochimaru?" Ebisu said.

"Stop making trouble, do we have any evidence, this mission scroll? The teacher has already said that Tufei Yuan has a strong background. If we go to report him, we might be bitten back, and then die inexplicably and be buried in an unknown place. Sand dune." Yu Luo shook his head.

The three were silent at the same time.

Suddenly a familiar voice sounded: "Haha... It seems that you have already been to Dofei Yuan's place?"

The three of them turned around suddenly, and it was their teacher Kosuke Maruhoshi who had abandoned them a few days ago.

"teacher!"

"Teacher, what you just said..."

"Hahaha, it's safe! The teacher is also a fat and round person, we can safely spend our dirty money boldly!" Yu Luo was instantly pleasantly surprised.

"Cough cough cough cough..." Maruhoshi Kosuke coughed crazily, and for a moment he didn't even know that it was a mistake for him to stand up.

"teacher?"

"Ahem...sensei is not a Madoka Doi. On the contrary, I am the special envoy sent by Hokage to investigate Madoka Doi's corruption and treason. This is the secret order given to me by Hokage-sama." Kosuke Maruhoshi removed his left leg and pulled it from A fiery red scroll was taken out from the prosthetic limb. It was like an imperial edict, and its texture was far superior to ordinary scrolls.

Upon unfolding it, the content was an S-class order issued by the Hokage to investigate Madoka Doi's corruption. The flame chakra burning at the signature showed its legitimacy.

"Ah...Teacher, are you training us to be spies?" Ebisu opened his mouth wide.

"No, originally you were just a cover for me to carry out the mission, but Madoka Doi was too cautious and had already noticed that the Hokage was investigating him. He didn't trust anyone at all and kept everything extremely secretive. Except for the people he identified, I didn't do anything at all. Unable to intervene.”

"Of course, I am really disappointed with you. If you hadn't been suddenly recruited by Dofeiyuan and heard you throwing away your gold coins, I wouldn't have showed up at all."

Kosuke Maruhoshi said with a sigh.

"So, we have become Infernal Affairs now? We need to help Dofeiyuan first, and then collect evidence of his corruption and collaboration with the enemy?" Yu Luo's mind was a little confused for a while.

"Yes, of course the evidence is not the most important. What is important is to uncover all the people behind this web of interests." Maruhoshi Kosuke said seriously.

"Um...teacher, do we have any other teammates?" Ebisu raised his hand.

"No, I am the sole executor of this task. There is no support or orders. However, if necessary, I can use this scroll to mobilize a part of the Hokage to directly report to the ANBU." Maruboshi Kosuke replied.

"So cool...just like the lone wolf spy in the comics." Ebisu was a little excited.

"So, are you willing to join my operation? This mission is very dangerous and even requires going deep behind enemy lines. It is not only dangerous, but also the abuse, ridicule, misunderstanding and distrust of your companions..."

"If you don't want to, I won't force it." Maruhoshi Kosuke said seriously.

"I just have a question... should we hand over the dirty money we earned during the operation or keep it for ourselves?" Yu Luo rubbed his fingers with a smirk.

"Ahem... Of course I have to hand this in, but it's understandable that there are some omissions occasionally." Kosuke Maruhoshi coughed.

"Dirty money can be spent as clean money, so what else do you need to consider!" Yu Luo suddenly became excited.

"Well, I will ask the ANBU to prepare disguises for your mission tomorrow. Now you can go back and rest. Try to have as little contact as possible in the future to avoid attracting Madoka Doi's attention." Maruboshi Kosuke instructed.

"Well, let's go then." Yu Luo nodded and said goodbye to Maruboshi Kosuke.

Before taking two steps, Yu Luo rubbed his stomach: "I guess I drank too much ice wine and have a stomachache. You guys go back first, and I'll go take a shit."

"Really lazy people pee a lot..." Ebisu waved his hand in disgust.

Five minutes later, the two of them touched the sand dune where they threw the gold coins at the same time and stared at each other.