Pokémon: My Pokémon has a billion points of abnormality

"time to eat!"

"Taga!"

"Paratrooper One...in position!"

Chen Ye: What the hell am I...

Chen Ye couldn't help feeling melancholy when he looked at the rattan snake and the iron dumbbell that were obediently waiting in front of him.

After being hit by the iron dumbbell, he also checked the box in which he was packed.

And Chen Ye also found a card in it.

There was no signature on it, but Chen Ye's name was written in the receiving area, and it was stated that Chen Ye should take good care of the iron dumbbell.

This also made Chen Ye's mind full of black lines, and his face was clouded.

Who do you think is okay to send the quasi-god as a courier?

After thinking about it, he can only attribute the source to his strange parents.

At least if you think about it this way, it's understandable to send it back to be quasi-god during the time when your child should have elves.

Chen Ye thought of this, and he helped the bandage on his head, the packing on his head was still not gone.

"Hiss...why does it still hurt so much..."

After he was hit by an iron dumbbell yesterday, he felt that he should go to the hospital to check his condition.

He also remembered that Li Zhi's father was a doctor, so it happened to be convenient for him.

But at the thought of putting this strange iron dumbbell in his home, Chen Ye became a big one.

In desperation, he used a poke ball on the iron dumbbell.

Miraculously, the iron dumbbell seemed to be very close to him, and was taken into the poke ball without any resistance.

Chen Ye looked at the poke ball happily, thinking that he could immediately get the achievement of 'get the second pokemon'.

But in the end, he was disappointed to be told by the system that the prerequisite for this achievement was to become a novice trainer.

And the way to become a novice trainer is the final test before next summer, similar to the high school entrance examination.

This has to wait a full year!

In this year, there is a quasi-god who cannot be used, but can only be watched. How uncomfortable is this for him?

At most, I train iron dumbbells when I am alone, as long as I don't release them outside to be seen by others.

But as long as Chen Ye passed the novice trainer's assessment, he would be qualified to use the second elf.

Under normal circumstances, only then can Iron Dumbbell truly become his elf.

And Chen Ye could justifiably go out with the poke ball with the iron dumbbell on it.

But these are nothing to the systematic Chen Ye.

Without saying a word, he put the iron dumbbell and poke ball directly into the system backpack.

He contacted Dazhi again and asked him to go to the hospital where his father was.

And Chen Ye also met Li Zhi's father, Li Lie, for the first time.

Wearing a pair of square-rimmed glasses, his hands were in the pockets of his white coat.

Contrary to his name, he looks gentle.

But in a vague way, Chen Ye could still feel the aura of this man.

There is a cool visual impact in every gesture.

At the same time, Chen Ye also learned another thing.

The impact of the iron dumbbell directly hit him with a slight concussion...

After relieving the pain from his head, Chen Ye looked helplessly at the two elves who were eating crazily.

I laughed at myself bitterly.

Let's be the first elf, he will sing against the master at every turn, it's like playing, and he wants to piss him off every day.

The second one was even better, the gift of meeting directly gave Grandpa a concussion, and almost sent Grandpa away!

If there is a third one...

Hehe, it's really good.

I really have a bright future...

Maybe one day I will be a dead person...

"Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo too doo too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too too toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot!

At this moment, Chen Ye's cell phone rang suddenly, which made him feel an invincible aura.

Seeing that it was Li Zhi on the call, Chen Ye answered it without thinking.

"Great cause, great cause!!!"

"Hello? Damn! Why are you yelling so loudly! What's wrong!"

"Daye! Come to my house quickly! My eggs are about to hatch!"

"I'll go! Tell him to wait for me! I'll come here now!"

Chen Ye ruthlessly interrupted the two elves who were still cleaning up their jobs.

Hastily ran from home to Li Zhi's home.

After all, after he came to this world, there were not many elves he was seeing with his own eyes.

Chen Ye didn't want to miss such a special event like the birth of Li Zhi, a scallion duck in the Galar region.

"Where is it! Where is it!"

Chen Ye rushed directly into Li Zhi's house in a rush.

The latter was also prepared to open the door, allowing Chen Ye to come in directly.

"Here!! Great cause! Hurry up! The light is getting brighter and brighter! I suspect it is definitely a good thing!"

"Oh! Let me be healthy!"

"Crack! Kick!"

The familiar sound of eggshell cracking sounded, and the white light full of life breath directly enveloped the whole egg.

The brilliance was fleeting, and the scallion duck also broke out of its shell at the moment when the light was the brightest.

"Kamo!"

Following the cry of the duck with green onions, Li Zhi was the first to call out.

"Here it comes! My elf...huh? Why is it a... duck?"

But when he was halfway through shouting, he froze.

In his vision, the elf he obtained through his hard work was not even that kind of very strong elf.

That should at least be an elf that looks domineering and exposed.

But now, this... What's the situation with a duck coming out?

It was different from Li Zhi's irrational reaction.

Chen Ye's eyes lit up immediately after the Onion Duck appeared, and the information jumped out again.

Elf: Scallion Duck (Level 1)

Gender: Male

Attribute: Fighting

Potential: b

Ability: Courage

Carrying props: none

Basic skills: pecking, splashing sand

Inherited Skills: Feather Dance, Feather Perch, Divine Bird Onslaught

Skills taught: none

Skill Disc: None

Status: robust

Remarks: Scallion Duck likes to hold scallion-like stem plants and use them as important weapons, like knives, to cut off debris.It cannot survive without the stem.Therefore, it will desperately fight against opponents who want to snatch the stem.This also makes them generally live where the corresponding plant grows with the stem they hold.They also often fight for territory.

But then Chen Ye felt strange again.

"Where's the onion of the big onion duck? Isn't it born with it?"

Chen Ye always thought that the onion duck was born with its own onions, but he didn't realize this fact until the onion duck hatched in front of him.

Looking at the onion duck with two sword eyebrows connected, a ferocious air, but constantly looking left and right with empty hands, Chen Ye also immediately understood the onion duck's intentions.

Then he turned his head and hit Li Zhi angrily.

Is it cheap to be good?

Still not satisfied with such an excellent elf?

Isn't this more normal than my two?

Then he said with Li Zhi's confused expression.

"Dazhi, did your parents prepare green onions or other plants with large stems for you?"

After Chen Ye saw the scallions and duck eggs that time, he went back and thought about it.

He also guessed that Li Zhineng's discovery of the scallion duck might not be entirely due to luck.

If it's really that lucky, the protagonist will be the one to do it, and what's the matter with him, Chen Ye?

What happened in the middle, if you think about it, should be Li Zhi's fucking arrangement.

And Li Zhi's mother should know what kind of elf this egg is.

So, at least be prepared accordingly.

"Huh? Green onions?"

"Correct."

"Yes, what's the matter? My mother gave me a hand before she left that day, and asked me to bring it back..."

"That's it, where did you put it?"

"Huh? I ate it... Daye, let me tell you, the scrambled eggs are delicious!"

"..."

Hearing from Li Zhi, those scallions that should have been used as scallions and duck weapons were eaten by him like this.

Chen Ye was slightly surprised, but not completely surprised, but also showed a sense of awe.

"Dazhi, you are really brave..."

"Your mother may kill you when she comes back..."

Li Zhi:! ! ? ? ? ? ?

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