Pokémon: My Pokémon has a billion points of abnormality

"The rest of my life is over, great cause..."

"The better scallions on the market that can be used by scallions ducks to fight are worth [-]...how come the worst ones cost [-]!"

"And look at the appearance of these onions, they are all wilted, not as thick as mine at all..."

Chen Ye was also quietly looking at the computer screen.

Although the scallions shown above all look good, they are not big enough.

It is not at all the size of the green onions that the green onion ducks in the Galar region should take.

Chen Ye even suspected that if Li Zhi's big onion duck got these onions, he might not be able to evolve into an onion ranger.

"You still have the face to say it? Didn't you say it tastes delicious? What's the use of crying now?"

"But...but it's really fragrant..."

Seeing that he was in the wrong, Li Zhi stopped talking.

He could only swallow his saliva on his own, reminiscing about the incomparable taste of those scallions.

Then he cried to Chen Ye with a face full of pain.

"Daye, you have to save me..."

"I don't want to be beaten up by those big babies of my mother..."

"I'm going to be killed...wow..."

"Now you think of begging me? Why didn't you think of calling me when you were eating? Huh?"

Chen Ye replied angrily, and he was also a little curious about the taste of scallions that Li Zhi said.

"Damn it, I didn't take such a good opportunity..."

But at this time, he suddenly remembered something, and then casually perfunctory Li Zhi.

"Damn, I seem to have seen scallions in the things my parents sent back recently. I don't know if I misread it. I'll go back and look for it. You wait..."

"Okay! Go and come back! I love you!"

"Fuck... get out!"

……

Chen Ye made an excuse to go home, and the first time he stepped into the house, he looked around carefully.

After making sure that Li Zhi didn't follow, he closed the door tightly.

Then, in the system item bar, I found a reward that has been lying there: [Specified Item Selection].

Where are the scallions sent back by his parents at home? There is only one 'killer' who is suspected to be sent back by his parents...

But since Li Zhi is asking him to help now, it is naturally impossible for him to stand by and watch.

"Please tell the host what props you need."

"System, are there any green onions with the best quality for ducks with green onions?"

"My stupid host, do you know there is such an old saying?"

When Chen Ye was asked by this system that seemed to be gradually becoming abnormal, he was also stunned.

"what?"

"System...system...out...p...i...n..."

The system speaks very slowly, and the more you speak, the longer the delay.

It seems to be implying Chen Ye, answer the call for Lao Tzu quickly!

"Must... must be a boutique?"

Chen Ye said something tentatively, and the system shouted happily.

"Hey! That's right!"

But at the moment when the words just fell, a dazzling white light flashed past.

The flashing Chen Ye couldn't open his eyes at all, and could only vaguely perceive an object in the white light.

Unknowingly, he stretched out his hands and shook them in the air.

Chen Ye only felt his hand sink.

"Huh? So heavy?"

He still couldn't see what the thing in his hand looked like, but Chen Ye knew it must be quite big.

And the weight is not light, it is estimated to be fifty or sixty catties.

The white light gradually dissipated, Chen Ye looked at the scallion in his hand that was much taller than himself, and felt like a steel pipe, and his expression was not very good.

"Ah... this must be more than two meters..."

Then he waved it casually based on his feeling, like playing with a spear, the strong sound of breaking wind whistled past his ears.

"This... this is really a green onion..."

Just looking at the appearance and texture, this scallion is definitely more than enough to use as a weapon.

Ordinary elves basically can't stop this onion.

Chen Ye let out a heavy breath, and looked thoughtfully at the spear-like scallions.

After a long time, there was a bitter sigh.

"Damn... Damn... What a loss..."

……

"What the hell? Is this onion so big?"

When Li Zhi saw Chen Ye returning with a green onion that was taller than others, his expression was also shocked.

"How long does it take to finish eating this..."

"What the hell, do you still want to eat?"

Chen Ye had just entered the door, and when he heard Li Zhi's words, he was about to leave immediately.

"Don't don't give up! You are my brother! Don't go!"

"Okay, okay, you can give this to you onion duck..."

"Okay, okay! Daye! I'm so cute! Say it! I'm treating you tonight!"

……

Facts have proved that this super scallion is completely useless given the strength of Li Zhi, a scallion duck.

It takes a lot of effort to carry it, let alone swing it.

What else can I do, it would be nice to have a green onion in this emergency.

Especially the onion was given to him by Chen Ye, so he had to use it no matter what.

Since you don't have enough strength to lift it up now, practice until you can lift it up.

Li Zhi secretly made up his mind, and then joined the physical training assigned by Chen Ye to the rattan snake without hesitation.

And Chen Ye consciously took away the eggshell fragments on the day the scallion duck hatched.

Transformed into five bottles of primary recovery medicine (spray) and a sharp beak.

And the latter is of no use to him now, so he gave it to Li Zhi directly.

After all, even a fighting-type onion duck can still use flying-type skills.

……

"Vine snake, bear the opponent's attack!"

"Taga~"

As soon as the rattan snake listened to Chen Ye's order, it flexibly avoided the impact of the little Lada.

"very good!"

Chen Ye grinned, and he became more and more proficient at mastering reverse commands.

It is now mid-August, and school will start in half a month.

Li Zhi was picked up by his father and taken to the hospital half a month ago, saying that he was going to experience medical life.

So Chen Ye returned to the state of training elves by himself.

Since August, he has moved away from practicing his skills at home, taking vine snakes and iron dumbbells into the wild and pitting them against wild elves.

During this period of time, the cooperation between him and the rattan snake became more and more 'tacit'.

And the iron dumbbell is not convenient to take out because there are other trainers sometimes.

A shiny rattan snake is enough to attract attention, if Chen Ye releases the shiny iron dumbbell again.

Then he might not see the sun on the morning of the second day of August at all.

Maybe on the same day, the news that "a certain student went to the field to train elves without authorization during the holidays, suddenly disappeared and failed to search" will come out.

Thinking about this kind of thing, Chen Ye felt horrified.

Because of this, the chances of fighting with iron dumbbells are also much less.

However, both of them have improved their level.

It's just that after half a month, Chen Ye also discovered a problem in this world.

That is, the elf's level-up speed is particularly slow...