Pokémon: My Pokémon has a billion points of abnormality

Cooperating with the courier's work, Chen Ye still accepted the box.

The cardboard box was very heavy, and the courier directly released a strange force, and after asking Chen Ye for instructions, he helped move it into the house.

And until the courier left, Chen Ye was still vigilant about everything.

"What's going to be in here..."

"System, can you display the corresponding information?"

"Boo, this system is only useful for elves."

"Hmph, trash..."

System: My dio Nima's...

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"I can't hear the sound of timing, the sound of electric current, the sound of clock ticking..."

"The weight is not so big, at least two adults can carry it..."

"What is it exactly?"

Chen Ye watched the wooden box back and forth for more than ten minutes, but found nothing.

He took a small knife and wanted to cut off the sealing ropes one by one.

But when he was about to cut it off, Chen Ye's hand stopped again.

"What if the knife goes down and explodes?"

Vine Snake: ...

System: Overthinking, overthinking...

After thinking for a few seconds, Chen Ye suddenly shouted loudly.

"Damn it, brothers, what the hell!"

Controlling the knife with his right hand, he walked a gorgeous arc in the air.

"Brush!"

With a precise knife, the rope sealing the wooden box was cut.

"It seems that the old man's sword technique has improved a lot!"

Chen Ye boasted quietly, and put the knife aside in satisfaction.

With both hands on the wooden box, he took a deep breath: "Open it for Grandpa!!!"

"Kahhhhhhhhh!"

An extremely fast sound, like that of an old-fashioned sewing machine, sounded at the same time as Chen Ye opened the wooden box.

"There's something in there!"

Chen Ye only had time to realize the situation when he saw a silver-gray columnar object rushing out of the wooden box from the corner of his eyes.

"Ah!"

"what!"

A muffled sound echoed in the living room along with Chen Ye's frightened cry.

The silver-gray columnar object hit Chen Ye's head hard, and then both of them became unresponsive.

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The white ceiling, inexplicably familiar wards.

"Drip...drip...drip..."

The monitor continuously feeds back the sound of the frequency corresponding to the electrocardiogram.

From time to time, I could hear the sound of arguing outside the door.

"Why is this happening!"

"I have already done my best……"

"There's really no other way..."

"..."

"Maybe only he can do this..."

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Rugged mountain roads, deserted.

It was snowing heavily and it was biting cold.

The generous back makes people feel at ease.

"Don't be afraid...it will be here soon..."

……

A thin red figure stands in the whiteness, it is particularly conspicuous.

Even if it's just a back view, it looks so lonely, lonely, haggard, and vicissitudes...

"Help us! Save him!"

"..."

"Why! You promised! Help us once!"

"..."

"Aren't you just going to die like this!"

The red figure turned around, with a pair of indifferent eyes, the coldness pointed directly at people's hearts.

But it seems that he is not looking at the person in front of him, but looking straight into the distance.

"...Are you sure you want to do this..."

"...I hope...you don't regret it..."

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After an unknown amount of time, Chen Ye's consciousness gradually became clear.

During the time when his consciousness was still hazy, he vaguely seemed to see many intermittent memory fragments.

It's like a slide show.

Both unfamiliar and somewhat familiar, very vague.

Gradually, he has almost forgotten the contents.

What exactly he saw, he had no way of knowing.

But he could hear a familiar mechanical sound coming from his ear.

"Drip...drip...drip..."

This voice...is a bit familiar...

"Patient...brain...injured..."

"Need...need...as soon...rescue..."

patient?Me?

"Is about to...activate...cardiac...defibrillator...shock...to...patient..."

Well?Wait, why use a defibrillator for a brain injury?

"The power... has been... turned on... to the maximum...!"

Why!No no no!What the hell is the biggest!

Fuck!What is the heaviness in my chest?

"Electric shock...ready! 3...2..."

"Ah! Dian Nima! Die, die, die!"

In panic, Chen Ye suddenly opened his eyes.

With a vigorous roll, he rolled sideways to the side.

Shaking his still-awake head, panting heavily, he looked forward in fear.

I saw a silver-gray columnar object suspended in mid-air upright.

The three white sharp objects at the tail, like claws and thorns, are spreading outwards.

It's like pretending to be the pads of a defibrillator.

But this silver-gray columnar object made Chen Ye's eyes widen and he was shocked.

"Huh? What the fuck? Shiny iron dumbbells!?"

Elf: Iron Dumbbell☆ (Level 5)

Gender: none

Attributes: Steel, superpowers

Potential: s+

Trait: Eternal Pure Body (Under normal circumstances, the ability will not be reduced due to the effect of the opponent's moves and traits. However, the attack is halved when burned, and the speed is halved when paralyzed, which is not within the scope of this trait.)

Carrying props: metal film

Basic Skill: Impact

Genetic Skills: None

Teaching Skills: None. Seven

Skill Disc: None

Status: perfect, in cognitive fusion...

Remarks: The cells of the iron dumbbell are all magnets, and the strong magnetic force replaces the blood to circulate continuously in its body.It uses magnetism to communicate with its partners, and it can also make the magnetism emitted from its body and the earth's magnetism repel each other, thus floating in the air.

"Fuck!"

After reading the information status of the iron dumbbell, Chen Ye was shocked again.

This talent, s+!

And this state...

Memory fusion?What means?

As soon as he had this doubt, the system's prompt sounded in Chen Ye's mind.

"Ding, due to the violent impact, there was an unknown force majeure effect."

"Part of the host's cognition has been shared with the iron dumbbell, and the cognition has been initially fused with the other party."

"Huh? Wait? What do you mean?"

"The iron dumbbell has my cognition? What do you mean?"

"The host please understand..."

The system seemed to be tired, so it went on strike immediately after speaking, and there was no sound.

"My Nima..."

Before Chen Ye had to say a few words to the system.

There was also a sudden mechanical sound at the place where the iron dumbbell was.

"The patient...has...recovered, the operation...was...successful, congratulations...we...have...created...a...medical miracle!"

"What?"

"Did the iron dumbbell speak?"

Chen Ye was slightly taken aback, is the iron dumbbell a talking elf?

It seems not...

"Um... wait, what did he just say?"

Chen Ye, who was stunned by this wave of operation of the iron dumbbell, only reacted after a brief absence.

At the same time, I was full of "words of praise" and didn't know whether to say it or not.

In the end, it came together in one sentence.

"I'll fuck you medical miracle!"

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