Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

Deidara thought wrong. The current Kirigakure Ninja Village implements a completely closed policy. That is, except for fishermen and ninjas on missions, no strangers can enter the village, let alone Deidara, who has not even used the transformation technique. Dara.

"Hey yellow-haired one, who are you! I don't think I've seen you before!"

Only then did Deidara realize that he seemed to have been careless, at least entering like a villager...

His eyes rolled, and he already had a countermeasure in his mind.

"You must be normal if you haven't seen me before. What is my identity and yours? Don't ask so many questions for a gatekeeper. You are a gatekeeper today, believe it or not, you will be a toilet sweeper tomorrow!"

Deidara acted very arrogantly, as if the village chief was my father, but it was obvious that the guard didn't care at all about Deidara's threat.

The two ninjas guarding the gate were seen walking straight towards Deidara with businesslike looks on their faces. One of them had already touched the handle of the knife behind him.

"Please show your resident card and the certificate issued by the relevant Kirigakure ninja, otherwise we will arrest you."

With a breath stuck in his throat, Deidara thought to himself, I have never received such treatment in any village I went to. Besides, I was used to flying around before. When did I still walk through the door in a serious manner?

His hands were inserted into the small bag he carried with him, and the small mouths on his palms began to eat the explosive clay. Deidara still said with a smile on his face:

"Then why wait a minute? There are a lot of things in the bag. My proofs are too interesting. Some of them I can't show you. Your level is not high enough. Please wait a moment."

The two of them nodded. Although it was official business, they didn't have to wait for a while. What if there was really a hidden boss in the village and he would be sent to clean the toilet tomorrow and there would be no place to cry.

After 2 minutes, Deidara was still digging in his small backpack, and the two people at the door noticed something was wrong.

"Hey boy, are you a spy from another country? It takes a long time for a resident to prove it! With yellow hair, you are not a good thing! Come with us!"

The two men were about to step forward to capture Deidara. Just when Deidara was about to teach the two men a lesson, there was a loud shout from behind.

"Stop me!"

The elder marshal was leaning on a cane and was followed by a long-haired beauty who was Terumi Mei.

"This is a strong man that I worked so hard to bring back, but you two are so negligent!"

"But elder, this guy doesn't even have the most basic resident certificate!"

One of them frowned unconvinced and wanted to argue.

"Presumptuous, who do you think you are talking to? Shut up. Just listen. That guy is new here. Of course he doesn't have a resident card. Even the invitation came from the elder marshal who appointed me to invite him in person. Yes, you have a right to question it!"

After listening for a long time, Deidara came back to his senses and realized that these two people were not the top brass of the Kirigakure Ninja Village. They were clearly transformed by Zabuza and Shiro using transformation techniques. He immediately angrily yelled at the two guards:

"Huh, I'm blinding you two. Waiting for me to take office, you two wait to clean the toilet! I am a very vindictive person!"

"My lord, please forgive me. It's really for the sake of the village. Please forgive me for any negligence!"

The two of them hurriedly bowed their heads and apologized, with sincerity and correct attitudes. Deidara wanted to continue making trouble, but was stopped by Shiro who transformed into Terumi Mei. There was no verbal communication. Shiro just shook his head at Deidara.

Deidara also understood that now he could act unscrupulously based on his status. If things got bigger later and someone was attracted, he would be the one to blame. He nodded to Shiro and then pretended to be generous and said:

"Let's forget the whole thing today, don't you know if we won't do it next time?"

"Yeah, we two brothers know."

Deidara walked towards the Kirigakure Ninja Village. The two people guarding the gate immediately retreated to both sides, completely losing their arrogance.

When they arrived at the Kirigakure Ninja Village, the two released the transformation technique. This identity was indeed useful, but it was too eye-catching. Zabuza knew the elder marshal, who was a highly respected and powerful figure in the Kirigakure Ninja Village. His status was only Second to water shadow.

"Huh, I told you to do what you did. It's better now. You have to be careful when you go out."

On the way in, Zabuza looked around from time to time. Kirigakure Ninja Village was indeed much better than before, but the defenses were still tight. There were dedicated ninjas in charge of watching almost every street and alley, and no one was on guard.

"Hey, if you two hadn't come out, half of the Kirigakure Ninja Village would have been blown up by me!"

Deidara curled his lips, his head almost raised to the sky.

"We are not here to cause trouble, and if we really do that, Master Mori's reputation as a man who endures madness will be confirmed. Isn't it the last thing you want for Master Mori to get this title?"

"Yes, how could Master be a lunatic! He is the most outstanding artist in the ninja world! I still remember the trap of Rain Country still fresh in my mind."

Deidara said seriously, Uchiha Mori has never been a lunatic in his eyes. Every artist pursues perfection, but on the road to pursuing perfection, he does something that ordinary people cannot understand. This is not very good. Is it normal?

Deidara sneered at those guys who were gossiping, they were all vulgar people who didn't understand art.

"Yes, yes, everything you said is right. You artists are all awesome. You artists are invincible. Then let me ask you, what is art?"

Zabuza started his career as a barber again, talking non-stop.

Deidara glanced at Zabuza, as if looking at a layman who knew nothing, with contempt and contempt in his eyes. After a few seconds, he said seriously:

"Oh, art is an explosion!"

Zabuza and Shiro were speechless and rolled their eyes. They naturally ignored Deidara.

"Bai, what are we going to eat later?"

"Well, Zabuza-sama, I heard that the grilled fish in Kirigakure Ninja Village is very delicious. I think we should go eat grilled fish."

"Oh! I didn't expect you to be interested in grilled fish, that's fine."

As soon as Deidara heard about the food, his stomach growled unsatisfactorily, he took steps to catch up, and at the same time said:

"Hey, you should take me with you! We're not in the same team!"

"Whoever joins your team, we are not artists, you know, don't try to make connections!"

Ten minutes later, the three people in disguise wandered around the streets of Kirigakure Ninja Village for a long time. They were shocked by the rich customs and customs here.

Deidara couldn't help but sigh and said:

"At first I said I wanted to eat grilled fish, but I never expected that this street is full of grilled fish! What's the point of opening so many shops! Let's eat each other's grilled fish!"

Listening to Deidara's complaints, Zabuza also frowned:

"I don't know about that. Logically speaking, there were other foods in the village before I left. Maybe the freight was too expensive. In addition, meat is not easy to store, so it was rare before. Besides, Kirigakure Ninja Village is surrounded by the sea, so it would be nice to have fish to eat. Besides, there are so many types of fish, you can eat them all, hairtail, squid, saury..."

Maybe it was because the two of them didn't get along, and after being together for a long time, Deidara also started to say:

"According to what you said, our Iwagakure Ninja Village is surrounded by mountains and there is loess and dust everywhere, so we should eat dirt?"

“You’re so smart, you’ve learned to draw inferences from one case to another, like an artist!”

"Pfft~"

Bai covered his mouth and chuckled.

"come on! Come on!"

"I'm going, seven games!"

"so amazing!"

A burst of noise attracted the attention of the three people. They came to a grilled fish restaurant and saw a big sign posted at the door.

"Our restaurant has been in business for 40 years and is offering a great reward. The customer who eats the most every day is free of charge! (If one person does not finish one fish, full payment will be made)"

"Anything like this?"

Deidara became interested. If you don't eat free things, you won't get anything for free. Besides, despite his skinny appearance, he used to be the best eater in Iwagakure Ninja Village.

"Hey, don't be impulsive. Go in and take a look. Maybe it's not as simple as you think. Didn't you see that there is a group of small characters in parentheses behind the brand?"

Zabuza knew the habits of Kirigakure and his gang. The three of them walked towards the store. The fish on the table were each as strong as a cow!

"Oh my God, who can eat this? This fish is as strong as a cow!"

Deidara jumped up and down and looked inside. There was a crowded crowd in front of him. Everyone seemed to be surrounding something. There must be something exciting in the center!

Exclamations from the crowd could be heard from time to time on the periphery.

"Oh my god, how many strips did I eat!"

"It seems there are 59!"

"This is too scary!"

"If you eat one more, you can break the record!"

The more he listened, the more excited he became. Deidara jumped up hard and seemed to see a little bit of the challenger's true face through the crowd.

He seemed to be wearing a blue and white scarf, but his head was wrapped with the scarf.

Ah!

and many more!

Will do it!

In the entire ninja world, Deidara had only met one person, and that was his master, Uchiha Mori!

"Hey, Zabuza! I think I saw the master!"

"Really or not, are your eyes so good?"

Zabuza looked at Deidara suspiciously.

Deidara really couldn't stand it anymore. In order to defeat Itachi Uchiha, he specially trained his left eye. Not only could he see far away, but he could also resist illusions. You must know that in order to achieve these glasses, Deidara La had to suffer a lot back then!

"My eyes are as unquestionable as my art!"

"We'll find out when we go in and take a look. Zabuza, why don't you fire a water dragon bullet?"

"Forget it, if you admit your mistake, the three of us will be arrested as spies, and we can't shout..."

Zabuza thought about it, if he shouted Uchiha Mori's name in public, he would most likely be arrested...

"Um, how about we call Natsu-sama?"

"good idea!"

The three of them shouted loudly:

"Natsu-sama!"

As a result, the sound was like a stone sinking into the sea, without even stirring up any movement.

"This doesn't work, what should I do?"

"Yes, there are too many people. If you want to kill Zabuza, you should use water dragon bullets. How about one shot into the soul? Even if you admit your mistake, you will lose your sword if you die. If you are lucky, if you can't escape, we will I miss you."

Deidara patted Zabuza on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry. I will take care of the rear. Don't worry."

"Fuck you uncle, why don't you go? Your explosions are so loud."

Having said this, Zabuza rolled his eyes and thought of a countermeasure.

"Hahaha, haven't you always claimed that you are an artist? Look at so many people here, don't you want them to see the charm of art?"

Deidara was stunned for a moment after being deceived, and his expression began to gradually become excited. Seeing that the deception was effective, Zabuza continued:

"You see there are so many people here, maybe some people appreciate your art, maybe some people like your art. Do you know what is the most important thing about this thing? It is not to create perfect art, but to pass it on. "

"You have to know that in this world, the average life span is only three to forty years old. Danger can happen at any time. To put it bluntly, right? What if you burp one day and no one inherits your art? In the end, The result is that people forget about it, and no one will remember who Deidara is in 40 years, and they will even forget about the ninja who used detonating clay to bloom brilliant fireworks."

Deidara suddenly realized, damn, what this guy said was really right!

"Snapped!"

"You're right! Just wait, I'm going to go out and make some noise!"

With that said, Deidara walked out of the grilled fish shop without looking back.

Three minutes later, Deidara was heard shouting crazily outside:

"Hahahaha, everyone from the Kirigakure Ninja Village, come! Let's see real art!"

Immediately afterwards, on the street, a white missile fell from the sky, and Deidara formed a seal with one hand in the sky to mobilize chakra.

"Ah!"

"boom!"

The fire burst out, and the waves caused by the explosion lifted all the roofs around. The unfortunate civilians had already received their lunch boxes and were surrounded by broken wood. Then the ninjas of the Kirigakure Ninja Village quickly took action.

In the room, the people who had just surrounded the city were lying on the ground with their heads tightly protected. Zabuza and Shiro quickly passed through the crowd and saw Uchiha Mori sitting in front of the table.

It can be seen that Uchiha Mori is quite unhappy because he is about to break today's record and get a free ticket.

"boom!"

"Damn it, what kind of turtle bastard is interrupting my meal! You must be tired of living!"

The shattering of the table in front of him proved Uchiha Mori's unquenchable rage.

outside the house.

"Water escape: water dragon bomb!"

"Water Escape: Water Rush!"

"Water Release: Water Wave Flow!"

"The chuunin team is casting spells from behind! The genin team throws away their blades, and the jounin team fights at close range!"

There were already ninjutsu everywhere outside the house, and Deidara held on for about 3 minutes.

Terumi Meichojuro Ao and the others escorted Deidara towards the prison.

"This is art! Have you seen it! This is the brilliance of art! Do you feel it?"

"To shut up!"

"Snapped!"

"Is this how your Kirigakure ninja village treats a great artist?"