Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

Deidara, who was restrained by four or five big men, struggled wildly and shouted plausibly:

"Master! Master! Come and save me, master!"

"Snapped!"

"Are there any accomplices?? Tell me who your master is!"

If you don't pay attention, you will find Deidara's big mouth. The jounin of the Kirigakure village doesn't care who Deidara's apprentice is. Just throwing a bomb in the street is enough to kill him on the spot.

"Hmph! Listen to me, my master is Uchiha Mori, the great artist in the ninja world. How about it! Don't be afraid!"

"I'm afraid of your uncle!"

Faced with Deidara's extremely arrogant arrogance, the ninjas in the Kirigakure village were excited. The main reason was that there hadn't been such an arrogant guy in the village for many years. It was completely unknown where the stupid green and Kirigakure ninja came from. Although the village has been silent for a long time, it is not just for cats and dogs to come and run wild.

"Wait, Uchiha Mori?"

Among the crowd, a Jonin seemed to have thought of something. Uchiha Mori's name sounded familiar. It seemed that he had seen a scroll about Uchiha Mori on the table in the Mizukage's office some time ago. At that time, he took a special look at it and it looked like It is written that the Kingdom of Rain offended Uchiha Mori for some unknown reasons, so it was completely destroyed.

Thinking of this, the man hurriedly came closer, leaned to his ear and whispered:

"Let me tell you, I know who this Uchiha Sen is. Do you remember that the elder marshal gave us a meeting of all Jonin some time ago. What he said at that time seemed to be about Uchiha Sen. That is not the case. A guy who is easy to get along with, a ruthless man who destroyed the entire Rain Country at the slightest disagreement, and is recognized as a madman in the ninja world. His ninja title is: Ninja Madness!"

Usui Kenichiro thought about it for a while, but didn't remember it. The main reason was that he sat in the last row during the last meeting. He spent the whole night with the girl from the izakaya the night before, and the next day he was not in a good mood and fell asleep.

"Well... to be honest, I fell asleep during the meeting that day. Is this Uchiha Sen you are talking about so mysterious?"

"You can't think that anyone named Uchiha is so powerful now. Wasn't there a certain Uchiha Itachi who sounded very powerful some time ago..."

Usui Kenichiro retorted, it's not that he doesn't believe it, but that he has never seen it before. People are always like this, full of curiosity and doubts about unknown things.

Nakano Tetsu also thought about it and felt that this was the truth. Ninja itself is a profession that licks blood from the edge of the knife. Being so timid will affect future growth, and then said:

"Emm, what you said is not unreasonable, but this matter is of great importance. I think it is better to report it to the superiors and let the marshal and elders make the decision."

Deidara heard the conversation between the two, and the corners of his mouth slightly raised, Heng Heng, you must be afraid, my master is a well-known big shot, if you little ones dare to touch me, it will only take a matter of minutes to blow up your Kirigakure ninja village. .

"Hahaha, are you scared? If you are scared, let me go. I'm just here to show you country folk what real art is!"

"TMD! I can't bear it anymore, go up and fuck him!"

"Damn you, I have never seen such an arrogant person in my whole life, kill him! The dignity of our Kirigakure Ninja Village cannot be insulted!"

"Brothers fuck him!"

The crowd was excited for a while, and everyone had a tacit understanding and wanted to bring this ignorant guy to justice. The main reason is that everyone has been captured and he is so arrogant. Who can bear it!

"What's the noise?"

A sharp shout interrupted everyone. When they saw the person coming, everyone shut their mouths tacitly. This woman looked as beautiful as a vase. In fact, her strength was one of the best in the entire village, not to mention that she was highly appreciated by the marshal and elders. , maybe in a few years he will be the future fifth generation Mizukage of Kirigakure Ninja Village.

Terumi Mei walked through the crowd and walked in with Chojuro and Ao. Looking at Deidara in front of him, Terumi Mei seemed to have thought of something. He had seen the information scroll of the guy in front of him before.

"Deidara, a rebel ninja from the Rock Addiction Ninja Village. He once joined the Akatsuki organization, and later switched to Uchiha Mori's disciples to devote himself to learning the art of explosions?"

Deidara was not surprised that Terumi Mei knew his identity. He was a well-known ninja no matter what. He still raised his head arrogantly and looked at Terumi Mei, and at the same time said:

"Now that you know that I am a disciple of Uchiha Mori, why don't you untie me quickly! You guys really have no artistic ability at all. You didn't understand the appreciation of the gorgeous explosion just now. It was a waste of my good intentions!"

Terumi Mei's hand underneath was clenched into a fist, loosening and tightening, tightening and loosening again.

"So you think we should thank you for throwing bombs on the streets of our Kirigakure ninja village?"

Deidara said uncertainly:

"It would be their lifelong honor to die in the hands of the second best artist in the ninja world today!"

"Damn it! Terumi Mei-sama, kill him!"

"No, he should be imprisoned forever!"

"If you ask me to pick up the explosive talisman and blow him up a hundred times a day! I can't even kill him by blowing him up!"

"You're taking advantage of him! Castrate him!"

There are constant shouts and curses all around. Terumi Mei is now a little bit stuck. After all, Uchiha Mori is in the village now. If he knows that his disciple has been arrested and if there is a riot, the Kirigakure Ninja Village may not be able to stop it, but if If you let go so openly, you will definitely lose your heart. If you had known it, you wouldn't have been able to go in...

This hateful guy should have been beaten first before talking about it. Now this matter has become much more difficult.

Ao saw Terumi Mei's confusion, came over and said:

"Terumi Mei-sama, no matter how you say this, this guy is wrong. Let's imprison him now and then make a decision. We can secretly release him later..."

What Qing said was just a temporary measure...but it was the most appropriate method at the moment.

Inside the house, Uchiha Mori listened to the noise outside, and there seemed to be a relatively familiar voice among them. He asked Zabuza next to him:

"What's going on outside Zoro that's so noisy?"

Of course Zabuza knew what happened and said:

"Oh, it's like this. Just now, in order to squeeze in, that guy Deidara said he would set off a firecracker to scare these people away. Maybe the dosage was a bit too large, but the house was blown up. It should be He was caught by the ninjas of the Kirigakure Ninja Village."

"Ok?"

"Are you saying that all the movements just now were caused by that Deidara guy!!"

Uchiha Mori's voice suddenly rose an octave. He was worried that he could not find the murderer, but now it's better!

"Let's go out and have a look."

"Mmm Good."

The two accompanied Uchiha Mori out of the house.

I happened to see Terumi Mei giving orders.

"Okay, let's take this guy who destroyed the Kirigakure Ninja Village into custody first, and then we can make a decision after I report it to the elder marshal."

Ao on the side noticed Uchiha Mori coming out of the grilled fish shop. He gently pulled Terumi Mei's clothes with his hands with an ugly expression, and reminded him in a low voice:

"Master Terumi Mei, Uchiha Mori is here."

Ah!

Terumi Mei's expression turned bitter, good fellow, you should come out later...

What do you want me to say in this situation now...

There was no way to defeat him, so he had to stay with Smiley. Terumi Mei greeted him with a smile.

"Master Monkey King, Monkey King, this guy claims to be your disciple, and he is still throwing dangerous weapons on the streets of our Kirigakure Ninja Village. His behavior is extremely bad. I think your disciple will definitely not be able to do such a thing, so I just wanted to imprison him. Go down."

What he said was just orderly and well-founded, but he didn't know that Uchiha Mori was furious at this moment, and the expression on his face was also very ugly, mainly because the explosion just now completely messed up his plan to break the record and get the exemption.

But from Terumi Mei's point of view, Uchiha Mori seemed to be angry because of this incident.

I feel a little scared.

He wouldn't want to repeat the same mistakes and stage a drama in the Land of Rain in the Kirigakure Ninja Village...

Deidara met Uchiha Mori, and his pride as an artist came out again.

"Master, these country people don't know the true meaning of art, and they are actually planning to imprison me. You have to make the decision for me!"

Terumi Mei's face didn't look good either. This matter may be big or small, but in this situation, Deidara cannot be released in front of everyone. Then the majesty that he has worked hard for many years will be instantly wiped out. , lost the support of the villagers, even if the marshal elder wanted to hand over the power into his own hands, it would be impossible.

"Is this arrogant guy really your disciple?"

Terumi Mei also wanted to take it out of context and try to put Uchiha Mori in a difficult position through other means, but she thought too much.

Uchiha Mori looked at Deidara with a cold face, then turned his head and said to Terumi Mei:

"Oh, I don't know this guy. How could someone throw a bomb in the street and do such a dangerous thing? Lock him up quickly!"

[Haha, you still have the nerve to accuse others. The most Deidara can do is throw bombs on the street. You were throwing bombs all over the sky some time ago. Why don't you reflect on it? 】

Seeing Uchiha Mori relax, Terumi Mei was afraid of a long night and many dreams, and was afraid that Uchiha Mori would regret it, so she immediately shouted to the Jonin behind her:

"What are you doing standing there in a daze? Take this guy down quickly!"

"Master! Master! Why don't you care about me! I do it for art!"

Deidara struggled even harder, and the two jounin beside him had evil smiles on their faces.

Hum hum, now you know you are afraid?

You struggle, the more you struggle, the more excited I will be!

"Snapped!"

After being slapped by another big mouth who loved to eat, Dida Ramen looked at the three of them with despair, not knowing what he had done wrong.

Shiro probably knew why Uchiha Mori was angry, but there was no way to explain it clearly. Who would have thought that Deidara made Mori angry because he didn't break the record.

Terumi Mei looked at Uchiha Mori with admiration. She didn't expect him to be so easy to talk to.

"Thank you for cooperating with my work, Mr. Mori. How about I treat you to grilled fish tonight?"

Terumi looked at Uchiha Mori with a smile, and suddenly noticed Zabuza and Haku.

Hesitation found Uchiha Mori, and the two of them also removed their disguises.

"Won't the peach land be cut again?"

Zabuza was stunned for a moment.

Oops!

I was so happy when I saw Mr. Mori that I forgot that this was the Kirigakure ninja village!

"Huh?! Zoro, who is Zabuza?"

Uchiha Mori looked at Zabuza curiously, and then at Mei Terumi, feeling that something was wrong.

"Um...this matter..."

Zabuza didn't know what to say for a while, because he was in the wrong, and if the other party asked him for a knife, it might not be so easy to talk to him...

correct!

Who said that he would never stop killing?

Who can prove that the one wearing the mask is Zabuza?

Besides, I'm not carrying a beheading sword on my back, and Mr. Mori just called me Zoro. It seems a little bad, but it doesn't seem to be a big deal.

Momochi Zabuza had a plan in mind, so he spoke:

"Ah, this beautiful young lady, have you mistakenly recognized the person? Who is Zabuza? My name is Zoro."

Zabuza stared at the sky, looking like he was doing nothing, which probably meant who Zabuza was, I don’t know a person named Zabuza, I am Zoro, you have the wrong person.

Terumi Mei looked at Zabuza with a puzzled expression.

Zoro? ! !

You keep pretending to me!

"Oh?! Really, aren't you Zabuza, the demon from the Kirigakure Ninja Village?"

Putting her hands in front of her chest, Terumi Mei looked like she was watching a show. She had an aura of whether you had to hand over the decapitating sword today or not.

"Young lady, you really have recognized the wrong person. My name is Zoro."

Zabuza said with a serious face.

Uchiha Mori cooperated very cooperatively and said:

"Yes, you must have mistaken the person. There is no one named Zabuza among our group. His name is really Zoro. I can prove it!"

Qinghao had already clearly seen Zabuza's true face through his Byakugan. The face under the mask was clearly that of the rebellious ninja of the Kirigakure Ninja Village, but because of Uchiha Mori's face, he didn't dare to reveal it.

At the same time, Aoya knew that today was not a very good time. After all, Uchiha Mori had just given in. If he pushed further, Kirigakure Ninja Village might turn into a living hell in an instant.

Qingwei moved two steps, came to Terumi Mei, and said:

"Terumi Mei-sama, there is no way to recycle the decapitating sword in this situation. I know you want to take this opportunity to establish your prestige, but we cannot see through Uchiha Mori's strength. It is better to betray him to save face. Just now, Sir Mori Didn’t I sell you a favor? Just think of it as a favor."

Terumi Mei nodded, almost forgetting that this was the Kirigakure Ninja Village, and the other party was Uchiha Mori, so he changed his words:

"Oh, I must have mistaken the person, but I think this Zoro is also a swordsman. The calluses on your right and left palms are very thick. It is impossible to have such thickness in ten or eight years. He looks exactly like the Zabuza I know."

Although he admitted it verbally, Terumi Mei also wrote Zabuza down.

Hum, sooner or later, I will snatch the beheading knife back from your hands!