Konoha: This mental illness is a bit Uchiha

Kirigakure Ninja Village Mizukage Office

"Terumi Mei, you just brought that guy back to the village? Do you know that Uchiha Mori has been listed as a dangerous person at the SSS level in the ninja world, and the danger level is almost as dangerous as Uchiha Madara's back then!!"

The elder marshal came up and cursed him without any hesitation.

Perhaps because of his age, after scolding for a while, he felt a little out of breath. He picked up the tea cup in front of him and took a sip and said to Terumi Mei:

"Tell me, what happened..."

Terumi Mei couldn't help but rolled her eyes. What an old fool. Are you willing to bring back such a "big treasure"?Isn’t there no way out!

"It's like this..."

It took about 2 minutes for Terumi Mei to briefly recount what happened.

The elder marshal kept frowning as he listened.

"What is the base camp? Isn't he from the Konoha Ninja Village?"

Terumi Mei shook her head, thinking if I knew, would I still have to bring him back? Really.

"I don't know. I have never heard of it in the ninja world. Is it possible that it is a nickname, or that the base camp itself is the Konoha Ninja Village?"

"Because according to relevant information, Uchiha Mori himself has a thinking ability that ordinary people cannot match, which is generally reflected in his speech. People who have come into contact with him all have surprisingly consistent evaluations of him. He is a madman and has great strength."

Terumi Mei analyzed patiently while waiting for the elder marshal to make his decision.

"Emm, please treat us well. Kirigakure Ninja Village can no longer be injured. We are originally located in a barren and isolated area. If we are visited by this madman, I am afraid we will immediately withdraw from the ranks of the five major ninja villages."

The elder marshal chose the insurance principle.

Hearing this, Terumi Mei rolled her eyes. She talked for a long time and it was all nonsense. As the elder grew older, he lost his original boldness and enterprising spirit.

I think back when the Fourth Mizukage just passed away, the elder marshal carried the banner of the Kirigakure Ninja Village despite the pressure. At that time, the village was in chaos. It was he who carried out drastic reforms and implemented benevolent governance, which made it what it is today. A good situation, but Terumi Mei believes that if you want to make the village stronger, you can't keep it closed like this.

But Terumi Mei isn't ready yet, because she doesn't have many achievements and can't convince the public. What's more, this position can only be given to her if the elder marshal says. If an internal war breaks out, the entire Kirigakure will fall into despair. , that is what Terumi Mei doesn't want to see.

He nodded. Although the elder marshal's handling style was rigid, he was calm. Terumi Mei had no need to argue with a dying hero.

On the other side, in the tavern, Uchiha Mori was furious and yelled at Ao and Chojuro:

"You two are so stupid! I've been talking for a long time, just down here, down below, don't you understand! Down below!"

Qing covered his face with one hand, really not wanting to see Uchiha Mori's face.

Chojuro was still trying to explain the importance of reference.

"Master Mori, look, what is a reference object? For example, when we see the sun rising and the sun is above our heads, then in this sentence, we are the reference object, so you always say below, below, we are also I don’t know which one is down there.”

"Forget it, you two are too stupid. I won't chat with you two. I want to concentrate on eating fish!"

Chojuro hesitated for a while, and then gave up communicating:

"Senior Qing, I have never been so speechless in my life..."

Qing covered her mouth and whispered:

"Who isn't?"

"I asked you two to accompany this new kid. What are you two mumbling about?"

There was an extra hand on each of their shoulders, and this familiar voice turned out to be Terumi Mei who had just returned from the Mizukage's office.

"Terumi Mei-sama, are you back?"

"Lord Terumi Mei."

Terumi Mei pinched Chojuro, whose face was slightly red, and then looked at Uchiha Mori, who was eating happily, with a smile on his face and said:

"How is Mori? The food in our Kirigakure Ninja Village is not bad~"

"Yeah, that's pretty good. It's more delicious than the grilled fish I had at the base camp. And my name is not Sen. I have a name. My name is Monkey King, the Monkey King!"

Mori gave a thumbs up, probably because of the delicious food. Surprisingly, Mori didn't get angry about Terumi Mei calling her the wrong name.

It is true that Kirigakure Ninja Village is dependent on mountains and rivers. The locals have reached the pinnacle of fish processing after years of research. It is no wonder that they can capture Uchiha Mori's stomach.

"I want to eat fish here for three days before I leave!"

Uchiha Mori said happily, but this sentence was not so beautiful to the ears of the three of them.

Good guy, you've only been here for half an hour and I've already been interviewed. You have to eat for three more days. Terumi Mei suddenly saw an angry old man looking at him with a ferocious look on his face.

What kind of suffering in the world is this...

"The Monkey King, Monkey King, you know, in fact, the food in every place is delicious. As far as I know, there are many kinds of delicious food in Konoha Ninja Village, like three-color meatballs. Le Ramen, you can try it when you have time."

Terumi Mei tried to guide.

"Where is the Konoha Ninja Village? Why don't I know?"

Uchiha Mori looked at Mei Terumi with a confused look. In his impression, only the food in the base camp was pretty good. He couldn't name any of the rest of the places. As for Konoha Ninja Village, I'm sorry, I didn't have a good impression at all. Well.

"Ah... aren't you a ninja from Konoha Ninja Village?"

Chojuro said without thinking. Terumi Mei, who was standing behind him, was just about to reach out and cover his mouth, but unexpectedly it was too late.

"How is it possible? I am the greatest warrior on the planet and the star idol with the highest mission completion rate in the headquarters. My codename is Dong Dong Yao!"

When talking about his past achievements, Sen's mouth was like a machine gun, and his face was full of pride.

"Yes Yes.."

"That's right, that's right..."

"Whatever you say is what it is..."

The three of them boasted very cooperatively.

[Haha, more than half a year has passed, and I have only completed a few tasks so far. I still have the nerve to brag about it. You deserve it too! 】

"Shut up! I asked you to speak! You are the only one with the mouth! You are the only one who talks a lot! You are the only one who can speak!"

Facing Uchiha Mori's angry shouting, the three of them seemed a little at a loss. Didn't they just follow what the other party said...

This won't work either..

This man is too difficult to serve...

If I hadn't been in the Kirigakure Ninja Village now, I would have really wanted to pull out my double sword and give him a hard slap!

Chojuro thought in his heart.

Blue-eyed Kanbibikan, who had been around for many years, remained motionless, as if Uchiha Mori had not just said those words to him, with a smile still on his face, but those words were indeed not meant for him.

Terumi Mei's facial expressions were perfect, of course, if the hand holding Chojuro's shoulder hadn't been so hard.

"Ow~"

After all, he couldn't help the pain, so Chojuro screamed out loudly. For a moment, the three of them looked at him in unison.

"What's wrong with you? If you're not full, just order. I've agreed to treat you~"

Uchiha Mori still had a very friendly attitude towards the three people who took him to eat. After all, they were the ones who fished him out of the mountain and ate such delicious grilled fish.

"not bad?"

Chojuro decided to turn his grief and anger into appetite, and as a representative of the new era, he asked directly.

"Of course you can!"

Uchiha Mori nodded as he should. It's not his own money anyway. It would be nice if he could go back to the casino after spending it. But should he keep a little bit this time? Forget it, let's not keep it anyway. Money will fall from the sky.

Uchiha Mori thought so in his heart.

"The boss will give this little brother wearing goggles ten servings of grilled fish as a base!"

Uchiha Mori raised his hands and shouted loudly to the boss standing in front of the store.

After a while, ten large and small plates were placed in front of Chojuro. On the other hand, Chojuro was stunned...

Normal people eat ten plates of grilled fish as a base! ! !

The most outrageous thing is that the guy in front of me is obviously about the same size as me, but he has already eaten more than fifty dishes!

"The world is really big and full of wonders. Today I have opened my eyes..."

"I've been hungry for so many days..."

Terumi Mei and Ao didn't want to help Chojuro destroy the grilled fish, they just didn't like to eat it.

With a sad and angry look on his face, Chojuro had no choice but to finish grilling the fish.

after an hour.

"Hiccup~"

Chojuro burped and finally finished all the grilled fish. Uchiha Mori also ate half full, patted his stomach, stood up and shouted to the boss:

"The boss pays the bill~"

"Okay~"

The boss at the door of the store ran over as if he had seen the God of Wealth. At the same time, he picked up the account book and counted:

"Sir, you have eaten a total of 220 two plates of grilled fish. The total price is 100 taels of silver. I don't want the fraction. You can give me the full 750 taels."

When they heard this number, the three Kirigakure people were already numb...

In the past hour or so, they had finally seen what it means to be a real big eater...

What kind of family can afford to raise such a monster... that is, the Konoha Ninja clan has a great career...

"okay!"

Uchiha Mori took out the scroll and spread it out as usual. Then he used his momentum and raised one hand high while shouting plausibly:

"Open it for me!"

"boom!"

As the ground trembled, the earth under the scroll cracked, but without the injection of chakra, the scroll did not open. The last time it was a mistake, not every time it would be so lucky.

Forehead..

Is this the time to eat a king's meal?

The boss trembled suddenly. He looked at the ground and then at his weak body. The expression on his face was indescribably wonderful. Although he was afraid of death, for such a big order, if he didn't settle the bill, he might as well die. Forget it...

So the boss bravely said:

"Sir, your scroll must be opened with such force... Why don't you ask a few friends behind you to help you? The main reason is that the floor of our small shop cannot bear it..."

Uchiha Mori thought about this for a while, and then handed the scroll to Terumi Mei.

"This beautiful sister, you are the most beautiful person I have ever seen in my life..."

Terumi Mei was very impressed by Uchiha Mori's compliments, and thought to herself, "Haha, you are so discerning. He must want to say that I am the most beautiful person he has ever seen in his life."

Unexpectedly, Sen's next words will lead to a confrontation between the two major film-level actors. Of course, these are all things for later.

"You are the second most beautiful thing I have ever seen."

Wasaka? ! !

second! !

Who is first! ! !

Terumi Mei's face turned dark. No woman could accept the second position, especially in terms of beauty.

"Terumi Mei-sama, calm down...calm down! Don't worry so much at this juncture...the overall situation is the most important thing! The overall situation is the most important thing!"

Qing quickly stepped forward and stopped Terumi Mei, fearing that the young lady would rush up and argue...

It's okay to discuss it... but what if we can't win in a fight...

"Hmph, Terumi Mei-sama is the most beautiful in my heart!"

Chojuro shouted in dissatisfaction. After all, Terumi Mei has always been the goddess in his heart. Not only is she powerful, but her appearance is not picky. She is good to him. If she hadn't been born too many years later, Chojuro would have wanted to marry her.

"Emmm, forget it, I won't argue with fools..."

Unexpectedly, Uchiha Mori did not argue with Chojuro. The main reason was that when Chojuro was eating fish just now, he had a sad expression on his face, which made Uchiha Mori believe that this boy was an out-and-out fool.

It’s really hard to understand why someone with such a delicious food looks like he’s eating shit.

"you!"

"you!"

Uchiha Mori's words directly affected the mentality of two people, one was Chojuro, and the other was Terumi Mei who was standing behind him.

Chojuro thought in his mind: What do you mean?Why am I a fool!

Terumi Mei's thoughts were even more strange: Why do you think that the most beautiful person in me is a fool, right?Don't ask me to find out who is the most beautiful!Gaolu used my melting force to melt her!

Uchiha Mori had eaten and drank enough... At this time, the three people squatting outside the village looked at the smoke in the village, and their stomachs screamed in dissatisfaction.

"Cuckoo..."

"Oh, stop shouting... Mr. Mori hasn't come out yet..."

Zabuza looked at Deidara impatiently. He had been squatting here for only half a day. He was hungry and wanted to take some military food pills. His stomach kept growling...

"I'm sorry Zabuza-sama...it's my stomach that's growling..."

Shiro raised her little hand in embarrassment. She also wanted to take a pill, but since she followed Uchiha Mori, Shiro has never seen anything like a pill in her body. First of all, it was because of Uchiha Mori doesn't like to eat at all, and he carries a lot of ingredients on his back for a long time. The most important thing is that with the existence of Uchiha Mori, he can eat wherever he goes, and he doesn't have to worry about whether someone will attack him. The entire ninja world Do you still dare to bully Uchiha Mori?

"Hahaha, Bai, you take my military food pill first, Deidara, do you want it?"

Zabuza kindly took out a small pot, which was filled with military food pills. Of course, the storage days were a little old.

"I don't want it. Your stuff is almost smelly. It looks like old stuff from a few years ago. I won't eat it."

Deidara curled his lips and reluctantly turned his head to the side.

"Hey, eat it if you like!"

"I quit! I obviously don't have to accompany you, so it won't matter if I just walk in with a big show!"

Deidara stood up and walked towards the Kirigakure ninja village.