[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

Jia Er finally fell asleep one afternoon. After playing with Dover, he was really tired, both physically and mentally.I thought how nice it would be if I just didn't wake up.Feeling Dove's breath approaching slowly, he kissed her right cheek lightly and then left.

Jia Er looked at him with slightly opened eyes and squinted, feeling that Dover's appearance after taking off his sunglasses was simply a fatal temptation.Jia Er stretched out her arms and put her arms around the man's neck, leaned forward and kissed his lips gently, "Happy anniversary, hubby."

"Well, so does my wife."

The two of you were too busy during the period after your marriage, and you were also getting married, so you didn't have any extra time to spend your honeymoon together.So just enjoy this time as it happens to be your wedding anniversary.

It is said that honeymoon is the continuation of people’s blessings and the beginning of a new life. It also symbolizes that the newlyweds can continue the happiness and sweetness of the honeymoon in the days to come. “Come and chat with me... Dover started to like me from that time on.” Woolen cloth?"

"When was it? It was too early. From that time on, you were just a legal loli..." Looking back on that time, Jiaer, who was still an idiot, didn't like herself at that time, and even disliked herself. There was still a sense of fear in every word and move, "I've already fallen into the trap... Fufufu, do you still remember where you confessed your love to me?"

"Nonsense, of course I remember it, the day when the Pirate King was executed in Rogge Town." How could she not remember the long-awaited reunion with Rosie and Lao Sa, and the fact that her first kiss was lost in that place?

If you think about it carefully, the relationship between the two went directly from falling in love and proposing to pregnancy and childbirth.After having Nas, her fiancé became her husband overnight.The family business was too busy at that time, and I never thought about weddings or anything like that.

Don Quixote and his wife were considered very unreliable parents at that time. Nass, who was once a little kid, was often forgotten by his parents in some places, such as bars, pool parties, underground black markets, and red.Light District, and even the Naval Station's Lost Children's Center.

Jade Arm stretched out the quilt and wrapped it around the man's neck, "Sleep with me." Looking at the person who quickly fell asleep, Doflamingo covered her with the blanket that had been taken off when she turned over, enjoying the couple's sleep.

……

After a nap, the two of them changed their clothes and prepared to invite the two children to the restaurant for dinner. Looking at Dover's two separate bodies holding two children each, his face said "You two still know how to wake up." ] with a complaining expression. I didn’t expect that just watching Nas for an afternoon would make me so tired.

After reading the book, Coco said hello to Mom and Dad. As for Nas, he had already fallen asleep. It was said that he was tired from diving into the sea and fighting with the giant squid and three-headed shark. "Thank you both for your hard work." Dove withdrew the line. As the real body, Doflamingo actually felt that he owed them a little.

The two of them each carried a child and came to the luxurious lobby restaurant, "Whatever you want, baby, you can order whatever you want." Even if they booked the entire restaurant for their daughter and wife, there would be no problem.

"I just want chocolate, cocoa beans want to eat raw chicken, anything else is free, mom and dad, just watch." The only delicacy in the world that can capture Korni's heart is chocolate.There is also a little sparrow lying on Coco's shoulder who also likes to eat meat.

When it was time for dinner, Nas woke up naturally. Normally, he couldn't even scream, "Dad, I'm ordering more food!!" Nas was in Carl's arms, clamoring for the menu.

As expected, Dover's attitude towards his son who was paying for his phone bill in front of him was that he threw the menu to Nas with a look of disgust on his face and said, "Would you like to eat it?" Looking at this face that was 80% similar to his own, he was still a little unhappy, even though the other party was His own son, but he still wanted to hit him.

At this time, the family sitting at the table next to them also came, which was really shocking. Doflamingo and Carl said "Rosinandi!" "Illya-chan!" Although the couple said with a smile. , but the meaning contained in it is too different.

Rosinandi was so frightened by this sudden scene that all the tea in her mouth spat out onto Doflamingo's face.The veins on his head popped out, and Doflamingo was so angry that he almost didn't kill his brother on the spot.At this time, the caring little Korni took out the small handkerchief in her pocket and wiped it clean for her father. Only then did Doflamingo restrain himself from suppressing his overlord look.

"What a coincidence Rosie, are your family also here for vacation?" Jia Er wiped her husband's face thoughtfully and greeted the four of them warmly.

Ed was afraid and hid behind his father because he knew that his uncle was a Shichibukai, and the relationship between his uncle and his father was not very good. They still had an antagonistic relationship between the navy and the pirates.

On the contrary, Ellie was very happy to say hello to the four of them. Uncle Dove also became a Shichibukai, which meant that he could often come to the navy to play with her.

Nas also greeted Ed very enthusiastically, "Hey Ed, long time no see. By the way, I missed the training session. Is Old Sa, the whole headquarters wanted me?" In front of his mother, he is a pink and tender boy. The child's Nas showed a bright smile to his uncle and the others.

"Uncle Rosie, hello Aunt Ilia." Korni greeted out of politeness.

"You are Coco, hello." Even Ilia, who is Rossi's wife, did not expect Doflamingo's two children to be so well-behaved.

Jia Er pursed his lips and smiled, grabbing the faces of the father and son. "By the way, Rosie, let me ask Nas how this kid is doing in the navy now?" Although Vergo also secretly reported these situations, Jia Er always felt that it was a bit fishy. , except for persecuting Lao Sa, how could he and Dover's son be so good elsewhere?

Realizing that something was wrong, the father and son felt a cold breeze blowing behind them. Nas panicked and wanted to change the topic quickly, "Mommy, are you thirsty? I'll get you a cup of tea."

"Furugaar, don't worry about this family. Let's go outside to eat on the rooftop. It is said that we can also see the most beautiful night view here."

In this way, the father and son were deceived. "Is it true?"

In the evening, the family came to the bathhouse after dinner. Nas stood with his biological father, only reaching the height of his calf. He was really unconvinced and he was shorter than Ed. "Dad, after taking a bath, I I want coffee and milk." Who can resist the request of a young lady with blond hair and blue eyes.

"Drink the water you soaked in the bathhouse, you brat." These routines are all leftovers from your mother's games, so how could they possibly work for your kid's father?

After the father and son took off their clothes, they had a bath towel wrapped around their waists. When they entered the bathhouse, they saw that Rosinandi and Ed were also soaking in the bathhouse. Soak it up and stay out of the way.”

"Really? Why is Shichibukai, who is a garbage at sea, still taking a bath in a public bath here?" Rosinandi also responded unceremoniously, "I didn't expect that this hot spring trip that Mr. Sengoku invited our family to actually happened. Such a thing."

"I just want to accompany the princess and the little devils to try it out. Soaking in such a low water temperature is in line with your cowardly character, Rosie." After saying this, Doflamingo took out his Pangji and Put the coat in the bathtub where Rosie was soaking. "The water temperature is just right. I also washed my clothes by the way."

Nas also took out his own panties and washed them with his dad. "Really, the water temperature is just right." Two turkeys, one big and one small, happily washed their pants in the bath.

"Stop it, you two! This is not the Ganges!" Rosinandi roared at the incompetent father and son. Ed also took out the clothes and washed them together, which even saved the water bill at home. "Ed, you too Don’t imitate them!”

etc!His brother Donquixote Doflamingo actually knows how to wash clothes! ?No, Doflamingo should be able to do laundry! "Fufufu, I'm not like someone who takes a careless step and falls three times. You should have torn off many of the clothes at home." He was so right that Ed began to suspect that there was surveillance at home.

After a lot of trouble, the four of them soaked in the bath next door. This bath was the hottest in the entire bathhouse by over 50 degrees. "Dad, I'm dying." Ed couldn't hold on anymore, but Nas took a bath instead. He acts like a normal person inside.

Rocinante also started to feel a little warm.

"Furufu told me earlier, the kid will play in the children's pool obediently, and the kid's father will watch carefully." Doflamingo, who is also an ability user, looked completely unaffected.

"Are you kidding? It doesn't matter if the temperature is low!" Rossi had never noticed before that Doflamingo couldn't spit out ivory from his mouth. "It's fine if you add some hot water."

"Really, I'll add some more." Nas raised the water temperature, and the bath temperature suddenly rose to 60.

Ed: So hot!

Rocinante: It’s so hot…

Doflamingo: It's a little hot...

Nass: ...still don’t feel anything.

"It's still too cold. It's so cold that I almost fall asleep. Do you mind if it goes a little higher?"

"Haha, I don't mind at all."

The filial son Nas immediately raised the temperature to 90 degrees in one breath, and the bubbles of boiling water appeared in front of the four of them. "No, I can't stand it!" Ed, who was all red, couldn't bear it anymore and left.

The remaining two three-meter-tall older children were still struggling inside, but Nas was still soaking calmly.If Jiaer and Ilia hadn't called them out outside, who knows how long the two brothers would have stayed inside.

Nas put on her yukata and happily said to Korni, "Wow~ Taking a bath is so comfortable~"

Keke complained expressionlessly, "You are feeling comfortable. Dad and uncle are almost ready."

Jia Er always felt something was wrong when he looked at Dover. "Dover..." Jia Er came closer and smelled it. "You smell so fragrant and delicious (/w＼)" This smell is like being cooked in a casserole for a whole day. of chicken soup.

Jia Er said the terrifying words with a calm face. Before Doflamingo could react, he suddenly had a nosebleed and passed out in Jia Er's arms. "It's over... I overdid it." His whole face was buried in Jia Er's arms. I made a facial cleanser on my chest.This is the limit of growing up in the North Country all year round.

For a rare second, Korni looked at her parents with shock written all over her face, "Dad is so bold!"

When passers-by saw this, they didn’t know that the two were husband and wife, and thought that the beautiful mother had met a pervert.In the end, Doflamingo, a three-meter-tall man, was carried back to the room by the princess himself.

Rosie Nandi on the other side was not much better. After falling flat on the ground, she fainted with a nosebleed. "Rosie, what's wrong with you!" Ilia was shocked at the time.

Back in the room, Doflamingo enjoyed the service of his wife's pillow and bath to cool down the body. "Really, you are such a big man and you are still messing around with your son..." Jia Er complained, but in his heart It seems that Dover actually has such a cute side. "Dover, are you a primary school student? You thought it was a school trip to go to the hot springs to test your endurance, and you even got into a fight with your brother... so childish."

Daughter Korni, while fanning her father, also echoed, "Uh-huh, daddy is childish."

"Fufufu is really afraid of you mother and daughter." Doflamingo couldn't have fainted in Carl's arms on purpose, and the amount of nosebleeds increased the moment he jumped on him.

...At this moment, Nas, who had no idea, was still drinking coffee and milk in a corner forgotten by his parents.