[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

Hello everyone~ I am the host of this show, a student party who begs the exam god to bless me every day.Today, we are honored to have the male protagonist of this article, Mr. Donquixote Doflamingo, the king of Dressrosa, and the female protagonist, Miss Donquixote Carl, come to our scene.

So without further ado, the on-site interview will begin immediately!

1.What is your name?

Dover: Donquixote Doflamingo

Carl: Don Quixote Carl

Dover: After we got married, my wife took my surname.

2.Gender?

Dover: male

Jiaer: female

3．What's your personality like?

Dover: There are too many to mention, just to name a few... Resourceful, leadership, talented, wise and courageous...

Student Party: Okay, okay, we probably all know, Young Master, but what about Miss Jia Er?

Jia Er: ...How should I put it? Be gentle.

Dover (touching her): Furofura was not gentle when it bit me in the room at night.

4．When did the two of you meet for the first time?Where?

Dover: Marie Joa's Creature Auction House

Jia Er: I don’t remember where it was. Anyway, I was asleep and heard his voice at that time.

Student Party: What was the situation at that time?

Jia Er: I had just traveled through time, and Dover was only two years old at the time.

Dover: Of all the creatures, I caught my eye with her little black cat, my future wife.

5．What was your first impression of the other person?

Jiaer: an arrogant, domineering, willful and annoying playboy

Dover (unable to refute): Hey, hey...

Student Party: What about the young master?

Dover: The little black cat who helps me eat the dishes I don’t like.

Jia Er: Haha, it turns out you still remember it

Dover: What kid would think that his current pet will become his wife in the future?

6. What do you like about the other person?

Jia Er (blushing and whispering): ...handsome... [very gentle to me]

Dover: That's it. Did the little goblin just fall in love with my young master's beauty?

Jia Er: Huh, almost.

Student Party: So what does the young master like about Miss Jia Er?

Dover: Like everywhere. (Take the opportunity to hug him and kiss him)

Jia Er (blushing to the point of smoking)

[Eat this dog food]

7. What do you hate about each other?

Dover: No.

Jia Er: None... I have never hated Dover.

8. Do you think the two of you are compatible?

Dover: Nonsense.

Jia Er: This question is redundant.

Student Party: Sorry...

9. How to address each other?

Carl: Dover, husband, smelly turkey and flamingo.

Dover: Jiaer, Jiajia, wife, little slutty cat, little idiot, little stupid cat... (there were too many names in the past)

10. What do you want to be called?

Jiaer:...Jiajia, wife

Dover: Both furfural and furfural are fine. You’re right, Jiajia.

11. If you want to describe the other person as an animal, what kind of animal is it?

Jiaer: A flamingo that keeps making noises all year round, I’m really afraid that I might actually lay a nest of baby birds for it.

Dover: Of course it’s a cat. After all, Jiajiadu has given birth to two kittens for me, but... it’s not impossible to have another litter of kittens.

12.What are the other person’s hobbies?

Jia Er: What about reading books, bullying my son and doting on my daughter?

Dover: Eat snacks, eat desserts, and read comics with the kids

13. What is your problem?

Carl: You must be a picky eater.

Dover: ...often staying up late, going out to discuss business and falling asleep drunk when he comes back.

14. What do you hate about the other person?

Jia Er: Ignore me on purpose.

Dover: If you have any sad things, you keep them to yourself and don’t tell me.

15. Will the other person be angry because of something you did?

Jia Er: I accidentally looked at the men on the street for a few seconds longer and picked up his coat.

Dover: ...looked at other women on the street for a few seconds longer.

16.What is the relationship between the two so far?

Carl/Dover: Eternal couple.

17. When two people are together, when does it make your heart beat the most?

Dover (scratches his head + smiles evilly): Of course Furofura is that one.

Jia Er (blushing at the same time): Of course there are hugs, his breathing when hugging from behind, his strong and warm chest... (the more he talks, the quieter his voice becomes)

Doflamingo quietly looked at Garsu's side face, his eyes flowing gently under his sunglasses.

18. Ever quarreled?

Carl: Of course.

Student Party: Fight at the head of the bed and fight at the end of the bed~

Doflamingo: Sometimes (I apologized obediently later).

19. ​​Which flower do you think matches your partner?

Dover: White water lily, it goes well with her (both are night owls)

Carl: Dover really likes sunflowers.

Student Party: One blooms in the dark, the other blooms in the sun, so sweet.

20. Where was the first h?

Dover: Aboard the Flamingo, in my office.

Jia Er (blushing terribly): Well...

21. How did you feel at that time?

Jia Er: Forget it, I was drunk at the time...I don’t remember!

Dover: That was the first time for both of us. It was a kind of addictive happiness. In fact, I wanted to eat her for a long time.

Student Party: Well...no wonder the young master became a father at such a young age.

Jia Er: Delete this paragraph. Children cannot see it in the future!

22.How many times per week?

Dover: When I’m at home, I work hard every day~

Jia Er (feigning anger): Why do you say it so clearly?Wouldn't it be better to be more reserved!

Dover (with a serious face): My wife, you must be kind!

Jiaer: A kind-hearted person...

23. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Jiaer: neck, back

Dover: A lot of places.

Jia Er: Shut up (face turns red)! !

24. Use one sentence to describe the person in h?

Jia Er: The eyes that stared at me were like an infatuated beast, wanting to embed me into his body.

Dover: She is shy and cute, and her big eyes reflect all of me.

Student Party: Ah!It is too sweet!

25. Where is h in general?

Dover: There is no place for imps at home.

Carl: That’s right

Student Party: Yeah!What about pool play?What about field battles?

Dover: In the eyes of you women, am I just so full of yellow stuff?

Student Party: Young Master, I was wrong, I was wrong!

Dover: Yeah, tried them all.

Jia Er (mortified): You really said that!

Dover (smirking): Furafururafurum actually feels good!

26. Is there any agreement at h?

Jia Er: We are not allowed to go in all at once.

Dover: That's right.

Student Party: Huh?Why?

Jia Er: ... too big (social death shakes Dover collar wildly)

Dover (almost suffocating): Don't get excited, don't get excited!

27.Have you ever had sex with anyone other than your lover?

Dover/Garr (in unison): No!

28. Do you have any plans to have three children in the future?

Jia Er: Actually, I don’t care. After all, we already have a son and a daughter at home.

Dover: No, two little guys are enough.I don’t want to see Jia Er looking uncomfortable when she is pregnant.

29. Who do you think the two little guys have the same personalities?

Jia Er: I feel like the personalities of Nas and Coco follow him, but the looks of the two babies follow me (proud).

Dover (expressing dissatisfaction): Our baby girl is pretty much the same, but that brat’s personality doesn’t follow mine! ?

Carl: Just as cute.

(The couple’s serious side was passed down to their daughter, and their funny side was passed on to their son)

30. Finally, please say a few words to your lover.

Carl: Dover, it’s so nice to meet you.

Dover: I'm always here for you.

Bonus: What would you like to say to the children?

Jia Er: Nas, Coco, no matter what happens in the future, you two brothers and sisters must live well together. We will always love you.

Dover: Brat, if I'm no longer here one day, protect your mother and sister.