[One Piece] Mr. Clown of the Demon King

The newly dug swimming pool in Dressrosa Palace will hold a pool party tomorrow. Originally, Jia Er went out to buy swimsuits and just casually reported to him. But he didn’t expect that this guy Dover also came with him. They were in a women’s store. On the first level, he, the King, is really calm as always.

"Dover, have you finished approving your documents?"

"It's over."

"Don't you have a meeting later?"

"Push it."

"Um...did you read the list I gave you this morning?"

"Looked."

md, how much does this stinky flamingo want to buy a swimsuit with me, but she persists to this point... Forget it, just bring it with you.It just so happens that I can carry my bag on the road, so I just go out for a walk.

Jia Er went in to pick out swimsuits. She spotted a white swimsuit and a cyan swimsuit and thought they both looked good. "Dover, which one of these two swimsuits do you think looks better?"

"Fufufu, I think this one I'm holding looks better." Is this guy holding a swimsuit?The fabric covering the Oppai is about the size of a palm. Someone just wanted to buy it for his wife to wear for him. "Would you like me to try it on now to see if it fits?"

The angry Carl gave Flamingo a punch, and now Dover is a proper henkeeper.As a result, Jia Er reluctantly accepted the bikini that Dover picked for himself. "Please help me wrap up these three swimsuits." Let him see as much as he likes, so as not to let him have a party at the pool. Look at other women.

After obtaining Jia Er's consent, a certain bird hugged his wife in his arms with satisfaction. The scar was really healed and he forgot about the pain. "Jia Er, I'm looking forward to how you look in this swimsuit for me."

The only person who can show affection to his wife unscrupulously in front of so many people is probably only King Doflamingo who is as shameless as him.

"As expected, you just want to see it yourself..." Jia Er gave Doflamingo the bag of clothes, "Take it with you, and I will choose a pair of beach pants for you later... to wear on your honeymoon."

It turns out that the reason why Jia Er agreed to this swimsuit was not for tomorrow's pool party, but for next week's honeymoon trip. "It turns out that Jia Er is so greedy for my body. I told you earlier, we are already an old married couple." We are mothers of two children, so why should we be shy?"

Oh my God, when did I become as dirty as Doflamingo? As expected, the more we exchanged words, the more we became more and more like each other. "Take it as if I didn't say it, go home."

"No, I'm shopping with your husband." He pushed back the messy hair on her temples and the top of her forehead.

[…Hold me and don’t let go. ] She only acted coquettishly towards him, and after saying this in her heart, she pulled him to a deserted stairwell, and the hug at the beginning gradually turned into a touch of lips.

Afterwards, Jia Er personally selected a pair of pink wavy striped beach shorts for Dover, which matched his temperament very well.

A week later, the day of our honeymoon arrived.

Nas, who is already ten years old, sneaked out from Lao Sa's Navy collective military training for this family honeymoon trip.Swimming trunks, sunscreen, sunglasses, etc. are packed and ready early in the morning.

The eight-year-old Coco brought almost nothing except a large bag of chocolates and a pet butcher bird [Cocoa Bean]. Most of them brought books. She planned to read and take a nap on the beach in the afternoon.

A family of four came to Gornia Island for their honeymoon vacation. This is a resort that only nobles, royal families and wealthy people have the right to visit. The deposit for a reservation alone is as high as 5000 million.The entire island has the most beautiful scenery in the North Sea and a pleasant climate.

Your family's hotel was specially selected by Dover to be near the sea. It has two floors. The two brats live upstairs, and you and your wife live in the large bedroom on the first floor.

"Baby, this is the room that dad and mom specially prepared for you. Do you like it?"

In Nas' room, there is a wall of chuuni books and comics, in the style of a passionate chuuni boy.

Coco's room is the most unusual. It's different from the fantasy princess style that ordinary girls like. The whole room is full of murderous aura, slot machines, punk jackets, butterfly knives, and metal balls for fighting. Wow, there are also weird spells written on the wall... For those who don't know, I thought it was the room of the son of a Bosozou clan leader.

Seeing such a room, a hint of starlight appeared on my daughter's originally plain face.Sure enough... my baby girl likes it very much. Who would have thought that Kerni, who is usually very well-behaved and obedient at home, is still a bad girl outside who has inherited her father's personality.

By the way, normal parents wouldn’t design their daughter’s room like this, right? !

Scenes like this made Doflamingo couldn't help but think back to the time when his father moved a family of four from the Holy Land of Mariejoia to Beihai when he was a child.There were no servants or slaves at home, and I worried my mother because I disliked the poor clothes there.

Compared with when they were children, the brothers Dornas and Kerni were really too sensible... In other words, since they were born, they have never seen these two children have any tantrums with their parents.

From the moment Nass was born, Doflamingo originally thought that he was his son after all. He must have followed his naturally rebellious and rebellious mentality. At least he must have treated [the old man] or [this young man] as his own son. The mantra is on his lips.

The result was exactly the opposite. When he was a child, he kept saying "Daddy, Mommy" and acted like a spoiled child like his mother.It verified Lieutenant General He's words, how could he give birth to such a strange son with such a bad character.

It's okay, think about it carefully and let your precious daughter follow you... Bah!Why should my little baby follow his bad character? (Doubtful Tao has already begun to deny himself)

"Mom, let's help you." The brother and sister helped Jiaer put the clothes drying rack into the washed clothes. Coco also knew common sense and knew how to arrange his father's shirts until they were wrinkle-free before hanging them up.

"Thank you, Nana and Coco are so good." Jiaer happily kissed the two babies.

Doflamingo, who was sitting aside and reading the newspaper, put down the newspaper and came over to hang up your clothes with a proud look on his face. This was a rare scene of a family of four enjoying themselves together. 33 novel network

Recalling the time when my daughter Coco was just born, this little guy not only had the same silver hair and red eyes as Jia Er, and his skin was crystal clear, but he also didn't cry like other babies, and he always looked calm. Dead water eyes.Therefore, my daughter definitely inherited the aloofness of her parents.

But Coco is actually a warm little cotton-padded jacket at heart. When Doflamingo takes a nap and has nightmares, Coco will hug her father and wipe the sweat from her father's forehead with her fleshy little hands.It's a pity that Dover was asleep at the time and didn't see anything. If he saw your husband, his blood pressure would definitely skyrocket.

After the housework was basically done, Nass went outside to play on the beach. Kerni held a large book and went to the beach to read while basking in the sun. Kerni also said that Nastus still likes to play in the sand when he is older.

Jiaer was sitting by the fireplace in the living room, eating the cake for afternoon tea, and then "Ah Ming" took a mouthful of cream.

Doflamingo walked over from the kitchen, holding a delicate little teapot in his hand.As he approached, a rich and warm aroma of black tea was wrapped in the air, gradually surrounding Jia Er.He took out a small teacup from the cup holder and placed it on the table. He slowly poured the black tea into it and placed it next to Jia Er.

Then, he put down the teapot, stretched out his fingers to wipe the cream from Jia Er's mouth, took back his hand, and licked his fingertips, "Fufufu, it tastes good." Then he sat next to Jiaer, and naturally opened his mouth to eat from his wife's hand. cake.

How could you give such a delicious cake to him casually?Jia Er quickly kissed him on the cheek that was leaning towards him, "Hehe, I won't give it to you." Then he turned around and saw that the plate in his hand was already empty, and there was actually Dover behind the sofa, sitting next to him. This person might just be an online doll.

The couple has lived for such a long time, how could it be that Doflamingo understood his tricks and still smiled at her like a winner after eating Carl's cake. "You're cheating!" Looking at Jia Er's indignant eyes, the two Doflamingos crowded together on a small sofa and held Jia Er in his arms lovingly. He knew that she liked this kind of control. As a man, I have had this experience in previous plays.

"Are you still angry?" Now one Dover is massaging his shoulders, and the other is cutting cakes to feed himself. This is the feeling of being pampered by many husbands.

"Dover, your ability is really suitable for laziness..." Jia Er grabbed the ears of the two Doves and whispered in their ears, "You are finished."

Then I went to the bathroom and found my real body lying in the bathtub enjoying a hot bath, drinking champagne and washing my whole body with fragrant fragrance. The two dolls couldn't stop her, "Fufufu is indeed my wife, she's so amazing." "They said this, but in fact they were panicking in their hearts.

As you can imagine, the result was that everyone was handcuffed with sea-floor stone handcuffs by Jia Er. Before even putting on his clothes, he was taken back to the bedroom, and the door was closed and locked with a "bang".

Later, there was a vague, indescribable sound inside...

The two dolls outside the door were silent for three seconds in their hearts.Now they have nothing to do in the house, so they might as well go play with their precious daughter.

These puppets have the same will as Doflamingo, but all their wills come from the conscious command of the main body. Now that the command tower has fallen, the puppets are also leaderless.

Because they themselves are the threads in Doflamingo's body, the premise of having the same will is absolute obedience to the main body.At any rate, these guys also witnessed it with their own eyes when the main body and Jiaer gave birth to a child.

"What are you looking at, baby?"

"Dad..." Seeing two dads behind her, Kerni changed from being a little surprised at the beginning to becoming accustomed to it. "It's nothing, just take a look. Dad, if you want me to guess which one is real, You, don’t waste your efforts... the real you should be spending time with your mother."