Konoha's Crazy Dave

The four people entered the team and started ranking.

Waibibabu:?

Ninja Dance God:?

Only mother is good in the world:?

Can tailed beasts be used as slaves?

Only mother is good in the world: What’s wrong? Why are you asking?

Ninja Speed: What?Are you surprised to see me?Oh, you should be lucky to have me in line.

This old father is not doing his job properly again...well...the first floor is the Ninja World Speed...

Tailed beasts don’t need to be slaves: OK, at least they’re not passers-by, as long as no one plays Dave.

Tobirama chose the middle lane of Senna. He was tired of playing jungle every day these days. Let's try the middle lane.

Waibibabu: I'd better play fierce fighting...

There is no way... He was robbed in the middle... The person who robbed him was his old father... What can he do? Of course he is playing as a support player in a fierce battle... What a wonderful battle... q displacement control, w to add shield , e control, r mixed assists throughout the map, it’s so delicious...

Madara on the second floor chose Tobirama to play jungle.

The speed of the ninja world: Oh, evil Madara Uchiha, do you understand what Tobirama Senju is doing?

Madara didn't reply to Tobirama, he just sent out a record of 100% winning rate and his village level standard...

Naruto building

"..." Qianshou Feijian looked at the computer and said nothing.

After being stunned for a while, he looked at the shadow clone beside him.

"The vegetable patch has been removed, and his one-month-old mangoes are ripe. Also, after stealing it, use another account to play Senju Tobirama. Give me the village level mark and a 100% winning rate."

"I got it"

Hey, Uchiha Madara, you’ve run out of food, is your village-level Tobirama of any use?Um?Is it useful?snort.Tobirama sneered inwardly.

After entering the game... the top laner on the opposite side is still the resident top laner Senju Dave... Xiao Jiuwei is so angry... but it's okay... He played a few games, all against Senju Dave. Line, well, my little Kyuubi has experience.

Twenty minutes into the game, Madara, who had harvested five people and got the pentakill, looked at the computer with a sneer, and then slowly typed a line on the screen.

Ninja Dance God: How is it?Um?Is my Tobirama okay?

Ninja World God Speed: Damn it, damn Uchiha Madara, do you dare to come solo with me Senju Tobirama?Your mother didn’t even recognize you when I beat her!

Dance God of the Ninja World: Ha

Senju Tobirama's anger, isn't it the Penta Kill?What are you so proud of?Uchiha Madara, you will be out of luck!

Madara, who was already drained of blood, directed Tobirama on the computer to walk into the grass and return to the city.

suddenly....

"boom!"

...

Madara looked at Tobirama who was killed by a mushroom on the computer... The sneer on his face solidified...

The speed of the ninja world: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!Are you awesome?Are you proud?Do you want to continue?Hahaha, hey, why are you dead?Ha ha ha ha

Tobirama laughed in the Hokage building.With a strong hand, he smashed the table on the side where documents were placed...

"What's going on? Huh? The Hokage destroyed the public property of the Hokage Building. This table costs 10 taels. Should it be deducted from your Hokage's allowance or should you pay for it?" Uchiha Izuna from the next room heard the noise and hurried over. He saw the crowd full of people. The crumbling table asked expressionlessly.

“…”

At this time, Senju Dave, who was defeated by Uchiha Madara from Kyuubi, finally opened his shop...1/10/0...

"That...Uncle Madara...that Senju Dave opposite...looks a bit familiar..." Dave looked at Madara, who had a frozen smile on his side, opened the panel and said slowly...

Madara was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then opened the panel...

If you don't love me, please don't hurt me...

Madara slowly closed his eyes...Dave sat aside and shivered, feeling the powerful aura that was like Madara...

On the other side, Uchiha Kaoru’s home

"Hey, Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama opposite are really good at it." Hemiplegic Kage looked at the computer in front of him and said helplessly.

At this time, there was a sudden sound on the computer

Senju Dave killed Senju Tobirama...

"Huh? Hahahaha!! Sure enough! Sure enough! Dave is the real hero!! Hahaha!! Happy!" Jing screamed.

Uchiha Kage, who had been beaten twice, did not realize the seriousness of the matter at all...

After Madara was resurrected, he scored another five kills, quickly ending the game.

"You three, wait for me for a while, I have something to deal with." After saying that, Madara left here with a teleportation technique.

One person, one fox and one thing were left looking at each other...

On the other side, after using his son Dave's money to pay for the table, Qianju Tobirama lost the joy he had before...

In the past, Mito kept all the money in the family. With Mito's temper, he used to be very poor when doing experiments... However, he has a precious son. His precious son is rich, and the family doesn't even know it. How many billions are there?

Senju Tobirama has never been in poverty since then.

Doing experiments and no money?

Dave: Take it!You can take whatever you want, set a small goal for you, and spend all the money you have at home first.

Tobirama has been experimenting for several years. Not only did he fail to complete the small goal that his precious son set for himself, but his family also has countless extra money, and it has even reached the point where he needs to use his own experimental base to store money.

Alas, not having enough money to spend is also a worry. My precious son earns money too fast and is still filial, so he is also helpless.

Thinking about it, Qian Shu Feijian sighed and took out a box of five hundred silver taels of Dave Huazi, and silently smoked one...

Smoking room in internet cafe

"Uncle, what have you been busy with these past two days? I haven't seen you a few times in the past few days?" Dave looked at Senju Hashirama who had just arrived in front of him, handed him an Aburame Xuanhemen and asked in confusion.

"Isn't it because of your aunt? After I retired as Hokage, your aunt saw that I had nothing to do, so she would play with Madara every day. So she asked me to accompany your aunt to dance there every day. "Square dancing is really boring... how can belly dancing be interesting?" Zhu Zhan came over and said with a helpless shrug.

"Hey, Dave, why do you keep pumping this oil girl's Xuan Hemen?" Hashirama asked doubtfully as he looked at the Xuan Hemen in his hand.

"You only smoke Hemen, and you only love one person in your life." Dave smiled and said the words that the Oil Girl clan used to promote this cigarette...

"..." Hashirama was speechless... This kid... smokes and can still get involved with this little girl Yue Mei. Oh, what a beautiful and sincere relationship.

Looking at Dave with a happy smile on his face, and looking back at the busy Internet cafe behind him, Hashirama's heart was filled with sighs, this is the real peace...

The little Kyuubi on the side was trembling with the Yamanaka Riqun in his hand... Hei Zetsu looked at the sunken Senju Hongshuangxi in the table over there, his eyes filled with pity...