Konoha's Crazy Dave

A few days later

"Kyuubi... I'm saying it again! Get off my head!!" Veins popped up on Black Zetsu's head...

"Ha, what if I say no?" Little Kyuubi lay lazily on Hei Zetsu's head and said with disdain.

"I want to die with you!!" Hei Jue was furious, grabbed the Nine-Tails on his head and roared.

Little Kyuubi was pinched by Hei Jue without any panic at all. He slowly raised his little paw, and then lightly patted Hei Jue's face in front of him.

"Bang!" Hei Jue flew out directly...

Little Kyuubi walked up to Hei Jue with cat steps, and walked in front of Hei Jue with great dignity, and then stepped on Hei Jue's face with a sneer on his face...

Although Kyuubi is a shadow clone, Kyuubi's shadow clone is not something that an ordinary person can resist...

Black Zetsu is that ordinary person... Black Zetsu is different from Kyuubi. There is really no way to release the Nine Tails, but Black Zetsu can release it, but all his abilities have been taken away... because he The chakra is still in Dave's body...

So much so that it caused the current scene... The Kyuubi in Dave's body sensed the scene coming from the shadow clone, with a smile on his face.Make you crazy, Hei Jue...

Hei Jue looked at the arrogant little Kyuubi on his face... and shed tears of humiliation... This damn Kyuubi...

Wait!Wait for me!Wait for my mother to come back!Wait for my mother to come back!I must complain to her!Let her kill you!

"Heh, let's go, don't pretend to be dead on the ground..." Little Jiuwei patted Hei Jue's face with his little paw. Hei Jue was so frightened that he quickly scratched the ground with his hands... Oh... Damn it. ..It’s become a habit... But this time, the little Kyuubi didn’t use any force or chakra, he just patted it very gently...

Hei Jue could only stand up with humiliation and bear the burden. Kyuubi kicked hard and jumped on Hei Jue's head... Hei Jue did not dare to say a word...

"Let's go to the Internet cafe and check it out. Dave kid has been going to the Internet cafe every day to surf the Internet these days. He heard that there is a new game called Ninja League. Haha, if he still dares to think that I, the Nine-Tails, am from the Ninja Legend, then what? The boss is beaten every day, I must let him know what the tailed beast's anger is! Ouch!" Little Kyuubi said with a sneer...

When the game Ninja World Legend came out, the popularity in Konoha was unprecedentedly high. When the Kyuubi went out to play, he could hear the villagers talking about how they wanted to max out the Kyuubi and get dragon slaying and so on... .It made Xiao Jiuwei so angry that he beat up those villagers on the spot..

The result of this incident was that Kyuubi was taught a lesson by Dave and was punished by not being allowed to buy or eat outside for three months... Nonsense, it was Dave who paid for the compensation for the beaten villagers... .

Hei Jue didn't dare to say a word, and took Xiao Jiuwei to the Aishen Internet Cafe without any complaints, and turned on two machines.

After the two of them experienced it a few times...

"Bang! That's unreasonable! What kind of bastard made a disgusting underworld hero like Senju Dave!" In these games, almost all of them can match Dave. They are a disgusting group. Little Kyuubi has always been I don’t think anything is as disgusting as the hero Senju Dave.That kid Dave isn't even that disgusting.

"The tables in the Internet cafe are all made of Hashirama wood. You have lost about 10g of Hashirama wood just now, which is almost 200 silver taels, ten silver taels for a pastry. You just took away 20 yuan of pastries." Hei Jue stood aside. Looking at the dented table that was slapped by Little Nine Tails, he said quietly...

Little Kyuubi quickly picked up his little paw, picked up the black Senju Red Double Happiness on the side, put it into the sunken place, and blocked it...

"Hey, hey, hey, get your own cigarette," Hei Jue shouted unhappily.Isn't it a bit shameless to put his cigarette in it...

"Heh, I just bought my Yamanaka Liqun," Xiao Jiuwei sneered.

Hei Jue dare not say a word..I can bear it..I am an old yin who has endured it for a thousand years...I can bear it..I will bear it for a few more years..I will bear it...

"Go to the smoking area and smoke two. Damn it, I'm so mad. When you get back, tell Dave that you must delete the hero Senju Dave!" Little Kyuubi jumped from his seat and jumped on Hei Zetsu's head. .

Black Zetsu didn't say anything... didn't dare to say anything... and took Kyuubi to the smoking area...

After a while...

Two people...one fox...and one sinister looking at each other...

"Hiss~ Why did you two come to the Internet cafe?" Dave took a breath and asked doubtfully...

Uchiha Madara on the side was also smoking Uchiha Hongtashan and looking at these two things...

"Didn't I hear you say that there is a new game here? Let's take a look. Brother Madara, lend me a hand." Xiao Jiuwei took out the Yamazaka Liqun, took out a cigarette, and looked at Madara beside him with some attentiveness and said... ..

His lighter was placed inside Hei Zetsu's Thousand Hands of Red Double Happiness... It's still there filling the dent... He forgot to bring it...

Madara didn't say anything. He snapped his fingers and a flame burst out from his hand. Little Kyuubi quickly protected it and lit the cigarette.

Looking at the little Kyuubi puffing away in front of him...Dave couldn't bear to look...

"Kyuubi, do you still smoke?" Dave went to ask the Kyuubi in his body.

"Don't confuse me with my shadow clone!" Kyuubi stretched lazily and said.

Hei Jue looked at the three pipes and couldn't bear to look at them... Dave saw Hei Jue in front of him and gave him a cigarette...

Well... four bongs...

after a while

"Let's go, can you two play ranked?" After the four of them finished smoking, Dave looked at Little Kyuubi and Black Zetsu in front of him and asked.

"Okay. It's definitely not a scam! My Uchiha Madara is a strong thief. I spent some money just now to buy all the skins [Black Madara]." The little Kyuubi lay on Black Zetsu's head and said with great air.

"Well, I play Mito," Black Zetsu said.There was still a bit of sadness on his face... He paid for Xiao Jiuwei's skin treatment...

That's the money he got from cleaning all the toilets in Konoha every day these days... Dave, a stingy, stingy and double-standard kid, didn't even give me any money to this bastard little Kyuubi... Hei Zetsu... made me Black Zetsu works in Konoha's toilets every day to earn money... just talking about it makes me cry...

Dave also knows about this. He has already thought about what heroes and skins the Ninja League will release next season.Black Zetsu, new hero, epic skin [Shit Terminator]

"Okay, let's line up in four. Uncle Ban, can you go jungle?" Dave nodded.

"Heh, are you questioning my village emblem Tobirama?" Madara asked with a disdainful sneer.

"...Hmm...I don't have any tools in the middle, or I can just mix it up with support..."