Konoha's Crazy Dave

Soon, Madara came back, and when Dave saw the blood on Madara's hand that hadn't been wiped clean... he swallowed hard...

Mirror, I hope there is no Uchiha Madara in heaven...

"Madara is back! Come on, come on, come on! I've been practicing hard on Uchiha Madara and Senju Dave these days! Now my Uchiha Madara is already number one in the village!" Hashirama saw Madara. When he came back, his eyes lit up and he said happily.

"Heh, you can play Uchiha Madara, but seal your Senju Dave to me." Madara said with a sneer.

He and Hashirama played all afternoon two days ago... That Senju Hashirama's Senju Dave is really the Ninja Canyon Ghost Sees Worry... That's really a super ghost, how can Madara Uchiha be brought up? Can't even win...

"Ah...hahaha...okay, okay" Hashirama laughed awkwardly...

The three of them played with one thing and one fox like this all night... At eight o'clock the next morning...

"Dave, Dave, wake up." Yuemei knew that Dave had been playing in the Internet cafe all night, so she brought some food to him in the morning.

Yue Mei saw Dave lying asleep on the chair over there, patted Dave's face and shouted softly.

Uchiha Madara, who had stayed up all night, opened his Sharingan and glanced at Dave, then continued playing the game.

"Phew! No! No! My CNM's Black Jue! Stay away from my wife!" Dave, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly turned pale, then stood up suddenly and shouted in shock.

The people around him immediately looked at Dave...Dave was stunned for a while...slowly reacted, looked at Hei Jue who was still dueling with Little Nine Tails over there, and slapped Hei Jue. The forehead is pitch black...

Hei Jue turned his head and looked at Dave in confusion...

"What are you looking at? I can't beat you?" Dave glanced at Hei Jue sideways and asked. Hei Jue turned his head in embarrassment and got a small notebook from somewhere.

"On Mom's Revenge When She Comes Back"

There were hundreds of various things written on it, and Hei Jue picked up the pen and added another one...

234. On x month x day of the [-]th year of Konoha, the bastard Kyuubi took my Senju Red Double Happiness and put it on the table and chair he destroyed in the Internet cafe. I will remember him.

235. On x month x day of the [-]th year of Konoha, the bastard Kyuubi bought Uchiha Madara’s skin [Black Thread Spot] with the money I earned from digging and defecating in Konoha.I remember him.

236. On x month x day of the [-]th year of Konoha, the hateful Dave slapped my head for no reason. I will remember him...

Dave looked at the corner of his mouth and grinned... Hei Jue...

"Ah hahaha! Black Zetsu! You were killed by me alone! Hahahaha!" At this time, because Black Zetsu was recording his own notebook, the little Kyuubi on the side looked at Mito Uzumaki who was standing still in the center of the screen. , killed directly.

Dave turned his head and glanced at the screen of Little Nine Tails... 1/6/0.... Little Nine Tails opened...

Black looked at Kyuubi with disdain and smiled. After resurrecting, he directly went online to kill Kyuubi's Senju Hashirama.

Xiao Jiuwei looked at the black and white screen in front of him, suddenly grinned, stood on the chair, jumped on Hei Jue, pushed Hei Jue to the ground and started beating him...

"Kyuubi!! Why are you hitting me!!" Black Zetsu roared angrily.

"You're not convinced that I can't beat you online! I'm going to beat you offline to regain your place!!" Xiao Jiuwei said softly and slowly, without resting in his hand movements...

after a while

237. On the xth day of the [-]th year of Konoha, the bastard Kyuubi beat me offline because he couldn't beat me online in the Ninja Alliance. I will remember him...

Dave looked at poor Hei Jue and didn't know what to say...

"Dave, you're awake. This is the breakfast I brought you." Yue Mei smiled and handed the meal in her hand to Dave.

"Hey, thank you for your hard work, Yuemei," Dave said with a sad face as he looked at the food in his hands...

Playing games in an Internet cafe every day, his wife comes to deliver food... This is something he really couldn't even think about in his previous life... Then Dave picked up the food, put the keyboard on the table aside, and swallowed it wholeheartedly Started eating.

Yuemei sat on an unoccupied seat aside, looking at Dave with a gentle face, and kept reminding her to eat slowly and not to choke...

"Ha~ um~ I've been playing all night~ Madara, I have to go home and sleep, I'm a little sleepy." Hashirama next to him took off the headphones from his ears, yawned and stretched. He said a little tiredly...

"Huh? Sleeping?" Madara glanced at Hashirama in confusion.

Two days ago, I played with him all day and night and never saw him sleepy. What's wrong?

"Well, in the afternoon the Daimyo of the Fire Country came to the village with Tobirama to discuss some matters, and I have to go receive him." Hashirama nodded and said helplessly...

I originally thought that he would retire from his position and be able to live his own retirement life with peace of mind. Who knows, not only is he not idle every day, but he is even busier than when he was Hokage.

"Hmph, what can he do if he comes here?" Madara seemed to be very dissatisfied with that Daimyo of the Land of Fire.

"I don't know, but Kijian and my daughter-in-law will be back. Hehe, Mito is still at home waiting for the groceries I bought." Mentioning his son, Hashirama's face showed a smile.

"Okay, you go first." Spot nodded and said nothing more.After all, this is business.

"By the way Dave, you and Tsukimi should come home for dinner with Tsunade in the evening." Hashirama, who was just about to leave, thought of something and looked at Dave and Tsukimi beside him and said with a smile.

"No problem" Dave held out his hand to express that was no problem.Yue Mei also nodded.

After Dave finished eating, he played a few games with Madara and then left with Yue Mei first. Only Madara was left, and Little Kyuubi and Black Zetsu were still playing here...

Roaring sounds were also heard from time to time in the Internet cafe.

"Hei Ze!! Can you stop grabbing kills! I'm already 0/2/10! Is this a record that a shooter should have!? Why do you, a mid-lane tool man, need so many kills? Huh? You take it Come and wipe your butt!"

"...That...bastard Kyuubi...do you believe me when I say I didn't mean it..."

"Hei Ze! Are you blind?! Didn't you see that disgusting Senju Dave coming to my jungle area! Are you still passing by every house in the middle??"

"Madara-sama... Izuna on the other side keeps dragging me, I can't go..."

After losing this round, Kyuubi and Uchiha Madara each set their sights on Black Zetsu...