Konoha's Crazy Dave

Finally, Madara and Hashirama decided to have a duel at the bar tonight...

Dave is also the boss behind the bar, followed by Kakuzu and Orochoku. Madara also likes the bar created by Dave, which allows him to find his long-lost youth every night.

The bar is located in the center of the commercial street. It is two or three times larger than the stores next to it. It is a busy time now, and countless simple villagers are lining up outside the door to enter.

"How can we get in with so many people now?" Hashirama asked in confusion as he watched the villagers queuing in front of him from the east end to the west end.

"Ha, come with me." Madara smiled disdainfully, and then led everyone through the long queue and walked directly to the door of the bar.

"Hey, passionate youth does not allow fouls! These gentlemen, we have to queue up!" Security guard Matt Wei saw Madara walking through the queue with a few people, and shouted with passion.

Madara sneered, took out a golden card from his arms and handed it to Matt Dai

"Oh! It turns out to be Master Madara! This is your VIP card." Matt Dai took it, then looked up and saw Madara, and said respectfully.

"Well, Wei, do you still have my deck?" Spot nodded and took it and asked.

"Oh! Don't worry, Madara-sama! Every VIP user's booth in the Kidney Bar is reserved!" Matwei patted his strong chest and said with assurance.

"Well, not bad, do a good job." Ban patted Matwei on the shoulder, and then led everyone towards the inside.

Entering inside, the atmosphere was extremely hot, with three DJs, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Shimura Danzo, and Uchiha Kage, swaying wildly.

Madara led everyone towards a booth and sat down.

"Do you want to smoke?" Madara took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and looked at the people in front of him and asked.

"Madara, why did you start smoking?" Hashirama asked doubtfully.

Among the people Hashirama had been in contact with before, the only old man who smoked was Sarutobi Sasuke. He also asked at the time, and Sarutobi Sasuke said he was worried... Smoking one or two cigarettes would relieve stress or something...

In the past, cigarettes were imported into the village from the capital of the Kingdom of Fire, and no one in the village grew tobacco at all.When you build a village, you may not even have enough food to grow tobacco.

Until recent years, it seems that the family in the village and his nephew Dave started some tobacco together.

"Uchiha Hongtashan, the clan's specially made cigarettes, fifty silver taels per box, not bad. I usually smoke one or two in the Internet cafe." Spot nodded, and then took out a cigarette.

"Fire Release. Cigarette Lighting Technique" Madara snapped his fingers, and a small flame appeared on his index finger, lighting the cigarette.

Dave on the side grinned... This... Uncle Ban's underworld sense of immediacy is so strong...

"No, big brother, our Senju clan also has one, Senju Red Double Happiness, take one." Tobirama on the side also took out a box of Senju Xuanhemon from his arms and handed it to Hashirama.

Hashirama was stunned for a moment...but he took it...

Uchiha Red Pagoda Mountain, Thousand Hands of Red Double Happiness, Sarutobi Yellow Crane Tower, Nara Hibiscus King, Autumn Road Yuxi, Mountain Liqun, Shimura Changbai Mountain, Inuzuka Cloud Smoke, Aburame Xuanhemon, Hyuga Red Flag Canal, Moonlight Seven Wolves, Mitarashi Daizenmon, Whirlpool Zhongnankai , Huiye rains flowers and rocks, water has no moon and white sand, ghost lanterns and lotus flowers, Huangshan is called Huangshan in two days, night moon red pandas, etc...

Among them, in addition to those family cigarette clubs in other countries, such as the Whirlpool Zhongnanhai will be exported to the Country of Whirlpool, the Two-Day Huangshan Club will be exported to the Country of Earth, the Yeyue Red Panda will be exported to the Country of Thunder, etc. The remaining cigarettes are basically self-sufficient and sold in the village. The common people are lucky enough to choose the ones that suit their tastes and the prices are affordable. People in those families basically have a sense of family honor and so on. Buy cigarettes made by your own clan...

The aspect of exporting things is basically in charge of everything now, and he enjoys it. I heard that he went to the Land of Water two days ago to export the Moonless White Sand, Ghost Lantern Lotus, and Kaguya Rain Flower Stone. The businessman on the other side started to do it... The reason was that the businessman on the other side lowered his price by several hundred silver taels...

"Uh uh uh..." Dave is still a little uncomfortable until now... This is developing a bit fast... He almost doesn't recognize it...

"By the way Dave, you are still young and can't smoke." Tobirama's old father looked at the Uchiha Red Pagoda Mountain in his precious son's hand, snatched it over and said slowly...

In fact, Dave also smokes. These cigarettes are actually not harmful to the body. Children of several years old can smoke them, and they can even refresh themselves.It's all the credit of Orochi Lu... Oh, Brother Lu, people's scientists, come on, work hard, and persist for a few years until your son grows up!

These smokes have a good response in the ninja world.The Raikage of the Land of Thunder said that the Yotsuki Red Panda is the cigarette that real men should smoke... The Tsuchikage of the Land of Earth said that Huangshan Mountain, the two-day cigarette, is the best cigarette in the ninja world, and the Water Shadow of the Land of Water represented the Ghost Lantern Lotus. It is the best cigarette, other cigarettes are alien... Only the Kazekage from the Country of Wind means that you, Konoha, look down on me from the Country of Wind?Why doesn’t my country of wind have any special smoke?

Liedou was so angry that he tore open a box of Uchiha Hongtashan and Senju Red Double Happiness on the spot...

"Waiter, two bottles of ace of spades!" Madara waved to the waiter over there and shouted.

After a while...

Dave looked at the wine in the glass in front of him... and then the sake entered his stomach... This kind of luxurious life... it's so cool...

It wasn't until the last few people had finished drinking that the most important part of the day began...

"Hash hot mom!! Do you want to dance too!"

"Motor! Let me show you what real belly dancing is!!"

"Senju Tobirama! Let me show you what real dance is!"

"Uchiha Izuna!! I have to let you know today! How powerful the second generation Hokage is!"

The four drunkards are already going crazy now...

"Damn it, let you Warring States F4 noobs know what it means that there is a world outside the world and there are people outside the world!" Dave blushed drunkenly and shouted loudly on the table with his kick.

The four of them turned to look at Dave

"Plant group! Wooden escape. Morning glory! Wooden escape. Magic beet! Wooden escape. Coppergrass drummer! Wooden escape. Sunflower singer! Wooden escape. Tulip trumpeter! Wooden escape. Plantain dancer!" Dave clapped his hands. , I saw extremely fashionable plants springing out from the ground.

“Oppa Gangnam style!”

"Dave! Do you want to challenge me! Come on then! Hahahaha!! DJ! Turn up the volume!!" Uchiha Madara took off his coat, looked at the three DJs on the stage and shouted loudly .

Sarutobi Hiruzen gave Madara an OK gesture...

Tonight... is destined to be uneasy... five drunk people... swinging wildly in the bar...