Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Damn, Uncle Ban, you are getting more and more handsome." Dave looked at Ban in front of him, his eyes lit up and he said.

"Oh?" Madara took off the sunglasses on his face, pressed down the peaked cap on his head, shook the casual black suit on his body, tugged on the silver necklace around his neck, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, and the long hair behind him was tied Drifting together in the wind....

He's really handsome, holy shit, Dave is envious...

"Hashirama, you have to keep up with the times." Madara sneered and looked at Hashirama aside, hehe, Hashirama was still wearing the kimono that Mito had sewn for him during the Warring States Period...

So ugly...

"...Let's go! Go buy some clothes first!!" Hashirama looked at Madara, then at himself, tmd, go buy some clothes first...

"Where's Izuna?" Madara asked, looking at Tobirama over there.

"He's still sorting out the files there, he'll be here in a minute," Tobirama replied with a nod.

When Hashirama was Hokage, Madara and Sarutobi Sasuke were his Hokage assistants.And when Tobirama became Hokage, Izuna became his Hokage assistant... Tobirama's original intention was to take good care of Izuna and prevent this extremely evil Uchiha from teaching bad children in school.

As for Madara, Tobirama doesn't care about him now. He surfs the Internet and dances in the village every day, and there is no possibility of threatening the village.Of course.. He is still a little wary. Judging from the fact that every time he steals Madara's food, he gets beaten up...

"Brother, I'm here." At this moment, a voice came from not far away.

"No, isn't this coming?" Tobirama looked at the three of them and said, not daring to turn his head away...

"Pfft!" Dave just took a sip of the Kaguya brand bone powder drink that he carried with him. When he saw Izuna coming, he spit it out...

"Uh... Izumi??? Nai???" Hashirama was also stunned...

"Izuna you?? Why are you wearing such clothes?" Madara was also confused for a while...

I saw Izuna walking slowly... wearing a smart business attire... upper body suit... lower body... black knee-length skirt, a pair of shiny black stockings shining in the dark night...

"I saw this in a clothing store a few days ago... I wanted to buy a suit for work... The boss recommended this to me... It suits me very well... I bought it. Wear it..." A blush flashed across Quan Nai's face, and she said speechlessly.

"See no evil, see no evil..." Dave turned his head instantly and kept mumbling...

"Don't men rarely wear skirts like this nowadays?" Madara asked doubtfully.As the number one dance king of Konoha Village and the godfather of fashion, he has always been at the forefront of Konoha fashion...Many clothing stores want Uncle Madara to take photos and endorse him, so naturally he knows what the current public trend in Konoha Village is. How.

"It's okay to wear them, but these stockings are a little uncomfortable to wear. Forget it, I won't wear them tomorrow. Brother, the custom-made suit you found for me two days ago is still there. I'll wear that when I go back." He said helplessly.He just tried it out of curiosity. Now that he has tried it, he will keep it at home from now on.

Hashirama didn't say a word from beginning to end, looking at Izuna with his eyes. In his mind, he thought of a figure from a few years ago... As he thought about it, two traces of water slowly flowed from Hashirama's nose. Bloodstains...

"Uncle...Uncle, you have a nosebleed. Ahem, did you think of something bad? Quickly wipe it." Dave saw that he had just taken out some paper from his pocket and handed it to Hashirama.

"Oh oh" Hashirama quickly came to his senses, picked up the paper and wiped it.

"Let's go, let's go buy clothes for you and Hashirama first. With you dressed like this, you will dance in the bar later." Madara said slowly without thinking too much.

After saying that, they walked towards the commercial street.

In the past four years, Konoha has become more and more prosperous. Mobile phones, computers, newspapers, media, etc. have completely entered Konoha and changed the lives of Konoha villagers.

Konoha has always been rumored in the ninja world to be the happiest place in the ninja world. Refugees from outside have to find connections if they want to enter Konoha...

Even though it is already eleven o'clock, the commercial street is as bustling as ever. The bustling people on the street are wearing various costumes, and the street lamps on the roadside are emitting a warm light...

Madara led four people into a small alley, and in this gloomy alley, which was completely different from the commercial street, there was a store.

Madara went forward and opened the door directly, and walked in with four people. The store was very simple. There was only one bright light bulb on the roof, but there were various suits on the walls on both sides. Dave could see Come out, these clothes are all high-quality.

"It's Madara here, please come in." A white-haired old woman slowly walked out of the room. Seeing Madara's arrival, she said with a smile on her face.

"Sister Tian, ​​look here to see if there are any clothes the two of them are wearing." Madara pointed at Izuna and Hashirama behind him and said slowly.

"Oh, it's the First Hokage-sama and this little brother. Come on, please come in. I'll help you take a look." The old lady known as Sister Tian smiled and led the two of them in.

"Uncle Madara, who is this old woman?" Dave asked doubtfully. He had been in Konoha for nine or ten years, and he had never heard of such a place.

"Hatsumizuda was a famous tailor master in the early days of the establishment of the capital of the Fire Nation. When he was young, even the daimyo of the Fire Nation would queue up to order the clothes he made. He had no children in his life. After the village was founded, he came to Konoha to retire. I found her a few years ago, and she was also learning how to make these new clothes in Konoha. After that, I basically asked her to customize all my clothes," Madara said slowly.

Of course Dave doesn't know...a famous tailor...from the Warring States period...he knows nothing...

Soon, Hashirama and Izuna walked out of the inner room wearing new clothes. Izuna was still so handsome... Hashirama was a bit showy... The red suit shone in the dark night. ..

"Sister Tian, ​​let's go first. By the way, remember to let me know when your new clothes are ready. I'm almost ready over there," Madara greeted the other party.

"Yeah, I know" the old woman nodded and said with a smile.

On the road

"Uncle Ban, what are you ready for?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"I seem to have heard you talk about catwalk shows before, like Victoria's Secret or something like that. Madara and I think it's pretty good. We can promote these clothes, make Sister Tian live a better life, and make Konoha lively." Madara hasn't done it yet. Say something, Hashirama on the side said with a smile.

"...You...are you going to do the show yourself?" Dave was almost frightened and tripped...Oh my God...you are going to do the show...holy shit, are you all so fashionable? ?

"Of course!"

“What name or theme are you going to call this event?”

"Just call it, The Secret of Senju Hashirama!"

"Ugly man, you are not worthy. It should be called Uchiha Madara's Secret"

"Motor!"

"Hash hot mom!"