Konoha's Crazy Dave

"You three take the little guys to bed first, I'll go outside for a while," Dave said with a smile, looking at the three guys in front of him and the three little guys in their arms.

"Um, brother Dave, are you going to make money again or something? You must take me with you! Kakuto's father never takes me with him every time he makes money!" Kaguya Kimima asked in a panic.

"Go away, you've been falling into the eyes of money all day long. Go to sleep." Dave kicked Kaguya-kun away.

Just like that, Sakumo, Dai, and Kimima each held their little Sannin in their arms and looked at Dave's leaving back full of resentment...

"Okay, the teacher has left, let's go to bed." Sakumo was the most sensible of the three children. Seeing that it was getting dark, he looked at the two people beside him and said.

"Yoshi! Sakumo! Let's have a youth sleeping challenge!" Matt Dai held Orochimaru in his arms and roared with passion.

"Get out of here!!" Sakumo kicked him away.

The three of them returned to their houses each holding a child.

Sakumo thought about refining chakra for a while before going to bed, so he put little Jiraiya in his arms to sleep comfortably, put it on the crib over there, and sat on the bed to start refining it.

"Whoa! Whoa!!" Just when Sakumo was about to refine chakra, Jiraiya on the crib over there suddenly burst into tears.

Sakumo got off the bed with a headache, walked to the side of the crib, picked up Jiraiya again and comforted him.

Half an hour later, when Jiraiya in his arms finally fell asleep... Sakumo also became depressed... After putting Jiraiya back into the crib, Sakumo fell directly on the bed and fell asleep. ..

"Wow wow wow!!!" At this time, little Jiraiya started crying again...

Sakumo struggled to open his tired eyes, and continued to pick up little Jiraiya and comfort him...

Another half hour...

Jiraiya was coaxed back to sleep, and the half-dead Sakumo lay down again...

"Wow wow wow!!"

"what!!!!"

Sakumo directly pulled out the knife and put it on little Jiraiya's neck, forcing Sausage Mouth to look at Jiraiya with a sharp face.Little Jiraiya seemed to be able to feel the murderous aura, so he quickly shut his mouth... and stopped making trouble at all...

Sakumo looked at this weird little thing and was very speechless... but he couldn't allow him to think too much... It was already past ten o'clock... This was really already for a child of more than four years old. Very late...

Just as Sakumo was lying on the bed full of expectation, hoping that the young lady in his dream would comfort him when he fell asleep...suddenly...

"Bang bang! Sakumo!!"

"Ahhhhh!!! Matt Dai! You'd better have some reason to bother me! Otherwise! I will definitely kill you today!!!" Sakumo pulled out his knife, kicked open the door, and saw Looking at Matt Dai holding the child in front of him, he put the knife on Dai's neck and roared angrily.

He just wants to sleep, why is it so difficult! !

"Um... Sakumo... Orochimaru hasn't been sleeping. I don't know how to coax him to sleep... can you help me..." Matt Dai swallowed awkwardly and pointed to the baby in his arms. Orochimaru...

Sakumo glanced at Matt Dai, then took Orochimaru, and coaxed him for another half an hour...

"Sakumo, let me sleep with you! Yossi! This is youth!"

To be honest, Matt Day was really a little afraid of sleeping alone... At least Dave slept next to him before. Dave would snore every day when he slept, which would give him a sense of security, but today Dave is not here... He slept there alone, Orochimaru was very obedient and didn't make a sound, playing with himself... The room was really eerily quiet...

With that said, Matt Dai didn't care what Sakumo said and just lay down on Sakumo's bed...

Now Sakumo doesn't think about anything, he just wants to sleep... and he doesn't bother to pay attention to him...

Matt Dai, who was lying on Sakumo's bed, took off his ancestral green leather coat in one fell swoop. When Dai was about to go to sleep, he found that Sakumo had been watching him...

To be precise... I'm looking at my own underside...

"Little acorn?" Sakumo said quietly...

quiet...

"Ahhh!! Hatake Sakumo! I'm going to kill you!!!"

in another room

"Now I have 18 430 taels of silver, which is still far away from Brother Dave's small goal of [-] million..." Kaguya Kimima was still sitting on his desk, with one hand and one hand. A piece of paper, a pen...keep swaying...

"Wow wow wow!!" Little Tsunade, who was lying in the crib next to her, cried.

Kaguya-kun ignored him and took out a piece of silver from his pocket and threw it up.Little Tsunade suddenly held back her tears when she picked up the silver coins, and giggled...

"Little Tsunade... she should be a strong rival for my little goal in the future. I must make [-] million before she grows up, um..." Kaguya Kimima looked at Xiao Tsunade who kept waving banknotes on the bed. Hands, a trace of fighting spirit flashed in his eyes...

At this time, Junma suddenly felt a trembling sound, and Junma came out of the room in confusion...

Ever since... I saw this scene in front of me... The naked little Acorn Matt Dai, glowing with green light, was wrestling with Hatake Sakumo... Oh my god... Kaguya-kun Ma felt like he was going blind...

"Are you two crazy? Stop it! Stop it! This room and the floor are made of pillar wood! A piece of wood as tall as you is worth 1 taels! You two losers! Stop it! !" Kaguya Kimima couldn't care less about Matt wearing that eye-catching thing, looking at the devastation all around, Kaguya Kimima shouted loudly.

However, the two of them had already reached the climax of their fight and ignored Kaguya Kimima's words.

"Tmd you two bastards! Stop it!!" "Bones of Bones. Dance of Chun!" Kaguya Kimima looked at the more and more destroyed floors, and she felt extremely resentful in her heart.

I saw a bone knife slowly appearing in Kimima's hand, and then he rushed forward. The multiple consecutive attacks made by his precise and soft physical skills caused Matt Dai and Hatake Sakumo to be separated in an instant.

"I don't care how you two started fighting! Pay compensation! Pay me compensation for the floor and the damaged room!" "I did the math. The total damage to the floor was 14 yuan. According to the market price, a person's height of wood between pillars It's 7 silver taels. A human-height pillar can be made into two floors. That means you damaged a total of [-] pillars, which is [-] silver taels. Plus the damaged room items, I didn't look at it. If I'm wrong, that should be something Sister Yuemei gave to Brother Dave, right? Did you break all that? You're done. I won't say anything about compensation. You can just explain it to Brother Dave when he comes back."

"Also, because I stopped you two just now, you damaged one of my one-meter-long bones. Usually, half a meter of my bones can grind out 500g of bone meal in the market. One gram of bone meal is ten silver taels, which means you have to compensate. I have [-] silver taels, so you guys can do it. I want to see you tomorrow."

After saying that, Kaguya Kimima left... leaving the two of them messy in the wind...