Konoha's Crazy Dave

After the takeover ceremony

Dave, the director of Konoha Kindergarten, returned home with six little ones.

After going home

"Teacher, I want to train," Sakumo said, holding the short sword in his hand and looking at Dave respectfully.

"Well, Wood Release. Nut Wall. Wood Release. Peashooter Formation. You can go and train by yourself. If you have any questions, leave them until the Hokage comes to answer them for you in the evening." Dave held Tsunade and Jiraiya in his arms, full of joy. He looked at Sakumo in front of him with a smile and said.

Sakumo grinned... He took the knife and went to practice over there. Dave was not a serious ninja, so naturally he couldn't teach Sakumo anything useful. The most he could do was train Sakumo. Physical skills, well, let him get beaten if nothing else, just chop the nut wall.As for those ninjutsu things, he usually let Tobirama teach him.

Well, I, Dave, am a good teacher.

"Hey! Sakumo! Accept my challenge! The two of us haven't fought for one hour, 36 minutes and five seconds a day! The youthful blood in my body is so hot!!" The little Kappa monster Matt Dai also followed. Sakumo growled from behind.

"Get out of here!!" Sakumo roared with veins on his head... full of headache.

He even thought that Matt Dai had a wrong tendon... He challenged himself every day. Damn it, can you imagine that when you were trying to use the toilet, a thick-browed kappa monster suddenly appeared from the toilet window and shouted "Youth" A passionate challenge?

"Yo!! Hatake Sakumo! My lifelong rival! Let me see if your youth is still roaring! Konoha whirlwind! Ah fight!"

Matt Dai didn't want to talk nonsense with Sakumo. The best way to challenge Sakumo was to start directly.There was no other way, so Sakumo could only fight with him.

Looking at the two little guys fighting with each other over there, Dave smiled happily. Although these two children were a little naughty, they were still very good.Then Dave heard an extremely familiar grinding sound and looked into the room with a headache.

"Well, one bone can be ground into 500 grams of bone meal. The current market price is ten silver taels per gram. Excluding the 30.00% handling fee charged by Kakuto's father, that is to say, one bone can be sold for 3500 taels of silver. According to my physical condition, I can get up to ten bones a day, which is 35000 taels of silver. In addition, brother Dave drinks a drink that removes two bones every day, which is 28000 taels of silver a day. Including various procedures The cost, the loss of time...well..."

Kaguya Kimima was sitting in front of a table. He slowly dropped a piece of bone from it with his left hand, put it in the mortar and kept pounding and grinding it. He held a pen in his right hand and kept recording and calculating on the paper. What...

"Kaguya Kimima, stop grinding your bones there, go train with Dai and Sakumo!" Dave looked at Kaguya Kimima over there with a headache and shouted.

Why does this kid need so much money at such a young age?Of course... Dave used to like money very much... but now he is no longer interested in money. Money is just a concept to him... The last time he settled his accounts was two years ago. I already have hundreds of millions of silver coins.

Making money is just a casual thing for Dave now... He is like a salted fish now, seeing his children every day and dating Yuemei.Task?He had stopped doing the task a long time ago. He had to complete an A-level task for only a few hundred thousand silver taels. He could earn back hundreds of thousands of silver taels in a few minutes, so what else was he going to do?

"Brother Dave, I have calculated that it will cost me six bones to fight Sakumo, plus the losses during the battle. In the end, all I could collect was a total of four bones, and I lost 7000 silver taels directly. Ah. And Dai, fighting Dai will cost me more than a dozen bones. In the end, I may only get back one or two bones, which is even more of a loss! It’s a huge loss!" Kaguya Junma said with a serious face. I picked up the paper and calculated the cost of fighting with the two of them for Dave...

"Crack..." Veins popped up on Dave's smiling face, and he raised his hand and made a crunching sound. Junma was so frightened that he ran out and fought with the two men.

At this time, Dave's cell phone beeped. It turned out that someone on the mobile phone Penguin was messaging Dave.

The development of these four years has transformed mobile phones from old-age phones into smart phones... but they are just very ordinary mobile phones. They are used at most to play a few stand-alone games, send Penguin messages, make calls, take photos and so on.Online games can only be realized on computers. Now Brother Lu is making a new game there called Ninja League. Well, Dave is looking forward to it.

Ninja Dance God: Dave, why hasn’t Hashirama come yet? He promised to come to brush the Nine Tails today, but he didn’t reply when I sent him a message.Is he there for you?

Waibihabu: Um...Uncle Madara, isn't it my old father's succession ceremony today? My uncle is probably still handing over some things to his old father in the Hokage Building.

Ninja Dance God: Oh, Tobirama's succession ceremony?Interestingly, the vegetables I just planted that matured in 3 minutes were gone after just one second.Is there a computer in the Hokage building?

Waibibababu: .....Yes...Uncle Madara. How long have you not visited the Hokage Building? The computer has been connected there for a long time, in order to make it easier to handle official business.

Dance God of the Ninja World: I don’t know whether to handle official business or not. Senju Tobirama just stole my food.

Wai Bi Ba Bu: Haven't you gone dancing these days?I heard that someone secretly performed the forbidden pole dance two days ago and is still in Konoha Prison...

God of Dance in the Ninja World: Oh, not everyone can dance or master pole dancing.

Madara in the Internet cafe was full of disdain for the pole dancer... He didn't even want to see if you could master it yourself. How dare you dance like that?

Because the dance every afternoon would cause some chaos in Konoha Village, causing some spies to sneak into Konoha. Hashirama was no longer allowed to dance in the village a year ago, but he did open a bar... .Every night, many villagers stay up all night..

The exception is square dancing... Hashirama also wanted to stop square dancing at that time... but... there was no way... Mito was the leader of square dancing... He went home and cleaned up Hashirama. Say nothing more...

Ninja Dance God: Okay, are you okay tonight?

Wai Bi Ba Bu: I have nothing to do, I’m just looking at those little brats.

Dance God of the Ninja World: Okay, when those brats fall asleep, come to the Internet cafe to find me, Izuna, Tobirama, and Hashirama.The five of us went to the bar to dance and drink some wine.

Waibi Babu: .....Okay....