Konoha's Crazy Dave

"You are my little one, little apple~ I can never love you too much~" The three of them looked at each other, now in a state of just waking up... The three of them were still in a daze... Suddenly, an alarm sounded. came from Senju Hashirama's pocket.

The three of them were excited... Well... they came to their senses...

"Hello? Mito, what's the matter?" Hashirama took out his cell phone, looked at the call from Mito, and asked doubtfully after answering it.

"Senju Hashirama!!" A roar came from the phone...

"What, uncle, I'm leaving first. Yue Mei is waiting for me at home! Uncle Madara, I'm leaving first!" Looking at this situation, Dave thought that with Mito's perception ability, he should have been looking for him. On the way to my uncle, while listening to the roar... he suddenly felt that he had better leave quickly, lest he accidentally hurt me...

Just joking, Dave hurriedly left...

"Well, Hashirama, I'm leaving first. The legendary Eight-Tails in the ninja world has been refreshed. I am determined to get the paralysis ring this time!" Madara nodded, looked at Hashirama, and then ran away.

"Bang! Senju Hashirama..." Just after the two of them left... the wall against Hashirama's back suddenly collapsed, and a red-haired figure slowly appeared behind Senju Hashirama...

"...Mizu...Mito...you...why are you here..." Hashirama swallowed. Looking at Mito's floating red hair... Hashirama quickly thought about the past few days. , I can’t think of anything else he has done to offend Mito in the past few months, past few years, and past decades...

"Hashirama, didn't you say you wanted to go square dancing with me this afternoon? Where were you during the rehearsal this morning?" Mito asked with a smile on his head, veins popping out...but that smile was full of murderous...

"Well...Mito...this matter starts with Tobirama becoming the second Hokage yesterday...yesterday...ah!"

"Ah!" "Don't slap me in the face!!"

"Nai! Hashirama-sama and Mito-sama are really in love!" Security guard and cleaner Mattway held a broom in his hand and looked at Aina behind him, showing his shining teeth and growling.

"Go away! Repair the wall over there!" Aunt Cai, whose hair had turned a lot gray due to worry, had veins popping out on her head, and he kicked her away.

Every time I see this guy, I can think of my poor child. Even though she has brought Matt Dai with her since she was a child, she tried her best not to let Matt Dai and Dai alone together... but in the end it was still ruined... Her child finally She still turned into what she didn't want to become... Now there are two green-skinned kappa monsters in the house, one big and one small... She's almost going crazy...

On the other side, Dave's house.

"Sister Yue Mei, you're here, eh? Teacher Dave hasn't come back yet?" Sakumo was still comforting the three children when he suddenly heard a knock on the door. Sakumo went to open the door and found that it was Sister Yue Mei.Sakumo swallowed and raised his head to look behind Yue Mei... He didn't expect the figure with a bruised nose and swollen face...

"Yeah! By the way, you guys haven't eaten yet. No, these three are for the three little guys, and these three are yours." Yuemei nodded and handed over a few boxes of lunch in her arms. Got Sakumo.

"Yes! Thank you Sister Yuemei!" Shuomao nodded happily. Those three little guys were hungry. How could they not be hungry? He hadn't eaten for a long time, yes!It’s better to be Sister Yuemei!Teacher, he is so unreliable!

Sakumo took Tsukimi into the house and gave the lunch boxes to the little ones.Well... they have to feed those little guys first...

"I'm back!" At this time, Dave came back.

"Kaguya Kimima! Come out here!" Dave roared loudly outside the house.

Kaguya Kimima was stunned for a moment... Sakumo and Dai smiled at each other when they saw this, and kicked Kaguya Kimima out of the house.

"You two bastards! Believe it or not, I won't give you bone meal to drink anymore!" Junma stood up from the ground after being kicked out, patted the dust on his body, and roared angrily.You two unloyal bastards, don't ever touch a bone in my life again!

"Let me loosen your bones now, little Junma." Dave looked at Junma in front of him and asked with a smile on his face.

"Well...brother Dave...youth...youth...that's not allowed...yes, yes, yes, youth is not allowed to bully children!" Junma looked at Dave's face in front of him. Smiling, he swallowed his saliva... imitating Matt's way of talking and spoke hesitantly...

"Really, can a kid hold tens of thousands of silver in his hand? Forget it all for me, I'll keep it for you." Dave grinned and asked in an angry and funny tone.

"Forget it, you'd better give me a good beating."

"..." "Ah!! Brother Dave! You really hit me!"

"Of course, I won't be relieved until I give you a good beating!"

After a while, looking at the pig-headed Junma, Dave clapped his hands, um, to relieve his anger.

At this time, little Tsunade's cry came from the room again. She saw that the two guys next to her who were the same size as her were being fed, but she had no food to eat. Where was her feeding officer?Where did he go!I'm hungry!I want to eat! !

"Little Tsunade is hungry, go and feed her!" Dave kicked Kimima and said.

Ever since, Tsunade started eating under Kimima's resentful eyes...

"Dave, you haven't eaten yet. No, this is the meal I brought for you." Yuemei smiled happily when she saw Dave walking in, and held the box of special love in her arms for fear of getting cold. The lunch box was handed to Dave.As for the pig-headed Junma on the side, well, he is indeed too naughty and needs a beating and education!Well done Dave!

Kaguya Kimima:?

"Hehe, thank you Yue Mei!" Dave looked at the lunch box that could still feel the warmth in his hand, smiled tenderly, and kissed Yue Mei.

Yue Mei smiled happily, Mr. Dave was indeed Mr. Dave.Then Dave pulled Yue Mei to the table outside the house and lay in Yue Mei's arms...

"Yuemei, don't listen to the nonsense of these brats in the future. I went to the bar to drink with Uncle Madara and the others last night. I drank too much and didn't wake up until now. Don't you know who my Dave is! Right? I swear. ! I love Yue Mei the most in my life!" Looking at Keren'er above, Dave held the catkin in his hand, smiled softly and said...

"Yeah..." Yuemei nodded sweetly.

After a while...

The three little guys Sakumo, Matt Dai, and Kimima looked at the salted fish lying in Yue Mei's arms and being fed... and then looked at the rice in their hands and the three in front of them. Little guy... eat farts, don't eat anymore!What are you looking at?I’m talking about you three little guys!