Konoha's Crazy Dave

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[Do not disturb messages]

Huh, the world is finally quiet...that white-haired guy...heh, let's talk about it next time we meet.

"Well, it's time to see how the food is going. The apples I've been waiting for for three days should be ready now." Madara opened the Konoha farm.

[Dear farmer, while you were away, your friend Ninja quickly stole [-] apples from you. 】

....现在是2:23，偷取时间为2:22:59.

"boom!"

The next day

"Hmm~ What happened last night? Was there an earthquake?" Dave, who had not slept well all night, had swollen dark circles under his eyes. He stood up and stretched helplessly, complaining.

He didn't know what happened outside since he lay down to sleep last night. Anyway, the ground kept shaking. If he hadn't known that his old father was a straight man, he would have thought that his old father had done something last night. .

"Ugh! Damn it, old father, what did you do last night? Why are you so miserable?" Dave yawned, opened the door and came out of the house. As soon as he came out, he saw that there was no one lying on the bed over there. It's not like a ghost. If it weren't for his white hair, Dave would have thought there was a ghost in his house.

"Shameless! Despicable! Damn it! Bastard!" Qianju Tobirama cursed.

"Um... You didn't steal Uncle Ban's food last night and were picked up and killed by someone offline, right?" When Dave heard this, he knew who his old father was scolding...

"Hmph! Hiss..." Qianju Tojian snorted coldly and turned his head away in displeasure. Well, he twisted his neck...

"Okay, you are my old father. Mudun. Sunflower!" Dave smiled helplessly, and then summoned Sunflower, and the sunlight healed Tobirama in a short time.

"I'm going to go find Yue Mei to do the mission first. You can take it easy these two days." Dave smiled and waved to Tobirama, and then ran out.

Tobirama looked at Dave's back and couldn't help but have a smile on his face.Uchiha Madara, Dave is such a good boy, I will never let you lead him bad.

Uchi clan land

"Hey, Danzo and Hiruzen are here too." As soon as they walked into the Uchiha clan, on the street where the second elder's house was, they saw Danzo and Hiruzen coming towards them.

"Dave, why are you here?" The two of them came here to find a mirror to do a task. When they saw Dave coming over, they asked in confusion.

"I'm going to find my Yuemei baby~" Dave said with a smile.

"..." Hiruzen and Danzo felt that Dave had opened their mouths and stuffed a wave of dog food into them.

The two decided to ignore this bastard, and then walked directly into Jing's home.Dave chuckled and followed them.

"Yue Mei, are you at home?" Dave called as he walked to the house.

"Yeah, Dave, I'll be out right away" Yue Mei's voice came from inside.

"...Mirror! Are you at home?" Hiruzen shouted, ignoring the bastard.

"I'm not at home." Kagami's slightly lazy voice came from inside... Hiruzen and Danzo's faces turned dark. This bastard couldn't have gotten up yet...

"Oh, tsk tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk," Dave said in a disdainful tone...

"What the hell do you mean!" Veins popped out on Hiruzen's head, and he roared angrily.

"Dave-kun, here I come!" At this time, Yue Mei ran out wearing a black Uchiha uniform. Seeing Dave in front, she shouted with a smile on her face.

"Well, hug, I miss you so much~ You miss me~" Dave walked up and hugged Yue Mei, with a gentle smile on his face.

"Yeah, I've been thinking about Mr. Dave." Yue Mei nodded with a blush, and retracted her head into Dave's arms.

Hiruzen and Danzo in the back looked at each other with eyes almost bursting with fire...

"Hey, hey, bastard, didn't you two just meet yesterday?" Jing also walked out of the house and asked angrily.

"Well, brother-in-law, what do you know? This is love, do you understand?" Dave rolled his eyes at him.

"Forget it, forget it, I'm sorry you don't understand. Let's go, Yue Mei, what mission do you want to do today?" Dave looked at the child who was about to explode his Sharingan, and hurriedly pulled Yue Mei and left. .

"Hey, three singles, hand in hand, good friends, the three of us will go together for the rest of our lives." Dave muttered before walking through the door.

the other side

"...Do you want to take revenge on him?" Danzo asked with a sharp look on his face.

"It's necessary" Hiruzen and Kagami nodded.Their hands were now clenched into fists.

"I remember that Koharu seemed to have something to do with Dave when I went to bed before." Danzo looked up at the sky and said with wisdom on his face.

"...???" Hiruzen and Jing were stunned for a moment. What does Koharu and Dave have to do with sleeping together?

"Let's do this... like this... finally like this," Danzo said with a gloomy smile on his face as he pulled the two of them together.

"Duanzo... Isn't it a bit bad to do this? Please don't hurt my sister." Kagami swallowed. It was the first time he discovered that his good friend Danzo was so insidious... aside Hiruzen also nodded repeatedly.

"All this... is for Konoha~" Danzo turned his head and looked into the distance, his face full of deep thoughts...

The two of them were stunned for a moment, thinking about what Dave had just done and the dog food they had eaten in the past few years.Yes, yes, all this is for Konoha!Comrade Danzo's ideological consciousness is very high.

At noon, Dave and Yue Mei also finished their morning tasks. The two found themselves under a tree. Dave lay in Yue Mei's arms, and Yue Mei fed the salty fish tenderly. (The author cried while writing this)

Danzo and the other three were squatting on the tree at this moment, looking at this scene with blazing eyes, this bastard!However, the three of them soon laughed evilly again, hey, you won't lie down like this later.

Danzo took out a kunai, tied a piece of paper to it, and threw it downwards.

Under the tree

Tsukimi heard the sound of breaking the wind immediately, took out the kunai and quickly threw it up.

"Damn it, that old cunt is still playing sneak attacks." Dave was also shocked.

The two of them were on guard for a while, but they seemed to have no enemies.

"Dave-kun, there seems to be a note on that kunai." At this time, Yue Mei noticed the note behind the kunai.

"? Take it off and take a look." Dave took off the note from above.

The two of them watched together.

After a while...

"What... Yuemei, if I say I don't know anything, would you believe it?" Dave said with a confused face as he looked at the "love letter" in his hand.

Yue Mei didn't speak, just looked at the paper in her hand quietly.

On the tree

"Hey hey hey, the fun is about to begin!!" Hiruzen said with excitement on his face.

However, the three waited for a while, and the Dave's howl they imagined did not appear. The three looked down.

I saw Yue Mei quietly being held in Dave's arms.

"What's going on?" Hiruzen asked confused.

"Holy shit, how do I know?" Kagami and Danzo were also confused. There was something wrong with the development of this matter.

At this time, a sound broke through the air, and the three people reacted instinctively and immediately jumped down from the tree.It was a kunai shot over.

after a while

"Jing, can you explain to me?" Yue Mei asked looking at Jing with a smile on her face.

"Danzo, Hiruzen, can you explain it to me too?" Dave also looked at Danzo and Hiruzen with a smile on his face.