Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Um, sister, this was all Danzo's idea! It's Danzo's fault!" Jing looked at the sister who was smiling softly in front of him, feeling the murderous aura that was coming towards him like a substance, and without hesitation, he put his own Brother Danzo was sold.

"Yes! Dave, this was the leader's idea! Well! It's Danzo's fault! It has nothing to do with the two of us." When Hiruzen heard this, he realized that Kage had something, so he sold Danzo to him. .

Danzo stared blankly at the two people next to him who sold him out without hesitation. Damn it, are you two so nice to me?No need to!

"Well, there is the shadow of Nabekage. Danzo, you have nothing to explain, right?" Dave nodded, saw the shadow of the first generation Nabekage from Danzo's body, and asked with a murderous smile on his face.

"Well, Dave, I can actually explain it."

"Go and explain to Guoying!"

"what!!!"

"And you two, don't even think about running away!"

after a while

"Let's go Yuemei, I just accepted a mission." Looking at the three people half-dead on the ground in front of him, Dave clapped his hands with satisfaction, looked at Yuemei aside and said with a smile.

"Okay~" Yue Mei smiled sweetly, and left here with Dave first.

"I'm going to kill you two bastards!!" After Dave and Tsukimi left first, Inoto Danzo stood up and roared angrily at the two of them.

"Danzo, please listen to me explain... the situation just now, then... it was a last resort." Hiruzen and Kagami quickly backed away.

"Go home and explain it to your father tonight!"

"what!"

On the road

"Yue Mei, what is our mission?" Dave looked at Yue Mei doubtfully and asked.Basically, when he and Yue Mei do tasks, Yue Mei chooses them, and he just follows them.

"Hmm~ I'm helping Uncle Kakuzu take care of the kids," Tsukimi said with a smile as she took out the task commission from her pocket.

"Uh? You mean Kaguya Kimima, that brat?" Dave was stunned for a moment, thinking of that brat.

Because Tobirama and Izuna were arguing about whether their surname was Uchiha or Senju, and they ended up fighting, Hashirama said that the child should still be named Kaguya. Maybe the Kaguya clan can spread out in Konoha in the future. Ye.Right now, the child is being looked after by Kakuzu, Tobirama, and Izuna.But Tobirama basically didn't want to go and look.

The child also liked Kakuzu quite a lot now, so he let Kakuzu take it first.

"Will we take care of the children? Are we still children? And... are you sure... Kakuto is so stingy that he will entrust a task? The reward for the task will not be paid in leaf beans, right?" Dave said to himself The doubts in my heart were expressed.

As stingy as Kakuzu is, he still pays for commissioned tasks?

"Giggle, it's true. The reward for the mission that Uncle Kakuzu used was one hundred thousand konoha beans to take care of the children for a day. But now that I have nothing to do, I just thought of it as helping Uncle Kakuzu and accumulating some background on the mission. La." Yue Mei giggled.

"...Okay, this is very Kakuzu..." Dave grinned slightly... Sure enough... Kakuzu is still the same Kakuzu...

Internet cafe

"Boy, did you two take over this mission?" Kakuzu asked, looking at Dave in front of him in confusion.

"Uh-huh, what's up, do you have any objections?" Dave snorted.Be careful, I will deduct your share.

"Okay, okay. Anyway, just keep an eye on this brat and don't bother me." Kakuzu had a headache and handed Kimima, who was playing on the counter beside him, to Dave.

He has been annoyed to death by this kid all day long. He is planning to enter the Diamond Stage of the Landlord Ranking Tournament today. Damn it, this kid is always hungry, crying, peeing, etc. while he is busy. Wait, he's going crazy.

With that said, Kakuzu opened the Doudizhu ranking match with great excitement and started matching.I heard that in the king stage, there are super doubles, 100 times, and winning one round is worth dozens of rounds now.

"Damn it, why did we meet these perverts of the Nara clan again?" Kakuzu entered the game, looked at an ID in this game, and roared with anger.

"Um, Kakuzu, does the Nara clan also play this?" Dave asked doubtfully as he watched Kakuzu play.According to the Einstein-like IQ of the Nara clan, Dave thought that the Nara clan disdained to play this game.

"Of course, you can play, but you can't meet anyone from the Nara clan in low-end games below Diamond level. Maybe you are unlucky and can meet them in matching. They are really perverted. I saw it when I went to the Orochi Roku backstage. Damn that group of people are all diamonds at the lowest, and 80.00% of them are in the king. I have encountered them several times in qualifying. If I am a farmer with him, I can win. If he is a landlord, this game will be a disaster. No need to play anymore." Kakuzu's tone was full of resentment towards the Nara clan.

"Okay..." Dave was speechless...but the Nara clan is indeed a bit perverted...

"Tsuki Mei, let's take little Junma outside for a walk first." Dave looked at Tsukimi who was still playing with Junma and shouted.

"Good~"

on the street

"Dave, have you met your uncle?" Tobirama walked down the street with excitement on his face and asked when he saw Dave over there.

After several months of experimentation and research, his new technique was finally completed, and he couldn't wait to find his big brother to show him.

"Um, didn't you go to the Hokage's office to have a look?" Dave asked doubtfully, holding little Junma in his arms.

"He went, but he wasn't there. You bastard, he ran away while working again, leaving Sasuke Sarutobi alone to help him handle the documents." Tobirama said this and got angry.

Sasuke Sarutobi is an old man in his 50s and 60s, yet he still has someone help you, a Hokage, clean up the mess every day.

"Well, didn't you go to the Internet cafe to check it out? Uncle, he doesn't leave the village anyway. He must be in the village, either in the Internet cafe, or with Uncle Ban. You can go and find it." Dave smiled bitterly said.

"Well, why are you and Tsukimi holding this kid?" Tobirama looked at the kid in Dave's arms and felt a headache...

"We are on a mission, and we have to watch this kid all day long." Dave shook his shoulders helplessly.

"Humph, if there is no teacher leading the team when doing the mission, then what kind of thing is the teacher leading the team? Okay, you and Yue Mei can do the mission well, and I will go find your uncle first." Tobirama was still worried about what happened last night. I'm still worried about this thing. Isn't it just stealing dozens of apples from you, and driving the Gundam from Konoha to the border of Fire Country in the middle of the night? ?

After saying that, Tobirama ran into the Internet cafe like a flying thunder god, and saw Hashirama and Madara sitting in the corner.

"Brother! I have developed a new ninjutsu! Let me tell you! This is..."

"Is it water escape?"

"no.."

"The sealed book is in the secret room on the second floor."

"..."