Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Uh, Sasuke Sarutobi??" Tobirama asked with a confused face as he looked at the man running over angrily.

"Senju Tobirama?" Sarutobi Sasuke just wanted to come over and see which bastard did such a heartless thing, but it turned out that Senju Tobirama was here.

"Are you the Ninja God of Speed?" Sasuke Sarutobi looked at the Penguin on the opponent's computer and asked with a cold look on his face.

"Uh...I'm not, you didn't, you saw it wrong. Well, by the way, Dave hasn't eaten yet tonight. I'll go back and cook some food for him. So, I'll leave first." Tobirama said awkwardly After saying that, a flying thunder god ran away.

It's not that he can't beat Sarutobi Sasuke, the problem is that Sarutobi Sasuke is his elder, more than 20 years older than him.His eldest brother was usually very respectful in front of Sarutobi Sasuke, let alone him.

Originally, I saw this guy growing sweet potatoes on the forum. Sweet potatoes are so valuable, so I thought of stealing this perverted lunatic whose online name was Gago Girl Group Little Suke. Who knew he was Sasuke Sarutobi?Who would come up with such a perverted name?

"Senju Tobirama!!" Sarutobi Sasuke roared angrily and followed.

spots

"Haha, that white-haired guy knew that something would happen to him sooner or later," Madara said with a sneer.Stealing food?His head was twisted!

Then, Spot opened his own homepage and posted his own posts.I opened a selfie of myself, which seemed to have been taken here the day before yesterday.

[Madara Uchiha, photo, Internet cafe, midnight] The title is still so unpretentious. When you click on it, there is a photo of Madara holding his chin with one hand and looking at the profile.

Wei, full of youthful passion: Madara-sama is still so young!Yo West!I'll take a photo too!

Madara looked at the comments made by this rare beast and clicked on his homepage.

"Bang!" Ban saw a photo on Metroway's homepage and was so frightened that he dropped the mouse...

"What's wrong, the motor?" Hashirama heard the movement from the side and poked his head over in confusion.

"...This...this...this...is this awesome..." Hashirama swallowed. Looking at the photos on the screen, his heart was filled with palpitations...

I saw Mattwei wearing an ancestral green tights, but...the upper body was not worn...the explosive muscles were exposed, as ferocious as a wild beast, Metwei's teeth were shining, and he raised his thumb to the Screen.

The first picture looked okay and acceptable... In the second picture, the guy actually stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, and put a hand on his arm muscles full of ambiguity. Caressing... In the third picture, Matt Wei even blinked at the screen, yuck!Hashirama and Madara felt like they were about to vomit...

[Metwei's youthful and passionate roaring beast Konoha...Muscle Golden Wheel! 】

Ahem, would you believe me if I said this has nothing to do with my Dave...

Dave doesn't believe it anyway...

the other side

Dave is also looking at Metroway's Muscle Golden Wheel...

"This... is too lethal..." Dave swallowed with lingering fear...

A few days ago, Mattwei came to him and wanted him to teach him photography skills and so on. Mattwei originally asked his daughter-in-law, Aunt Cai, but Auntie Cai kicked him away and said she shouldn't pollute the Internet environment. ...

There was no other way to find him. He looked at Mattway's sturdy body... Hmm... The golden wheel of muscles. He thought that this guy should be able to control it... Unexpectedly, this guy not only could control it... ..On the contrary, the lethality is even greater...

"It's too scary. It's too scary. Phew! My wife is better, and my wife is more beautiful." Dave quickly closed this guy's homepage, clicked on his own homepage, found a photo of himself and Yue Mei, and took a few sips. Kaguya's bone powder drink soothed his inner pain...

"Ahem..." At this time, there was a sound in the room inside, and Dave didn't even need to look, he knew it was his old father.His old father's flying thunder magic technique was in his room.

"Dave, why are you still up so late?" Tobirama came out of the room and saw Dave playing on the computer in the room next to him, and asked in confusion.

"Well, Danzo and Hiruzen came to talk to me about Konoha's Will of Fire, the eighteenth will of the Hokage to follow the Hokage, the guidelines for resolutely focusing on the village's central interests, etc. I have been chatting with them until now. ." Dave was talking nonsense.

"Well, studying hard is a good thing, but it's too late now. Go to bed." Tobirama nodded with satisfaction. Dave is still a sensible kid. He still knows how to study so late.Well, Danzo and Hiruzen are good kids too.

"Okay, old father, didn't you see your F4 online just now? Uncle Quan Nai and Uncle Ban are still online now. Why are you the only one back?" Dave looked at his Penguin and asked doubtfully.

"...Ahem, haha, how can I be like them and not do my job every day? When I came back, I thought that there are still many serious things to do." Tobirama coughed a few times awkwardly, and then he looked serious and looked at the three people. A person who is not doing his job said disdainfully.

"...Old father, you really did your best for Konoha. So, I'll go to bed first." Dave, who had been with Tobirama for a long time, naturally wouldn't listen to Tobirama's nonsense. The old father stole someone's food online again, and someone offline came to find him.I quickly turned off my computer and went to my room.

Tobirama watched Dave return to his room, tiptoeing into the computer room, and looked towards Dave's room with extreme caution. After hearing even breathing coming from the opposite room, it seemed that his son was asleep. .Well, I'm going to start stealing food too.

In Dave's room, Dave quietly opened the door, and saw Tobirama sitting there, concentrating on something... Looking at the hand that was like an afterimage, Dave felt that his old father would kill his Konoha tomorrow. There will be a large number of unscrupulous vegetables in the farm's warehouse...

In the Internet cafe, watching the ninja world come back online quickly, Madara opened the other party's chat box in confusion.

Ninja Dance God: Sasuke Sarutobi didn't kill you?

Ninja World God Speed: Oh, just him?He probably couldn't even touch my clothes.

Madara looked around in confusion. Bai Mao didn't seem to be here either. Did he go home?

Ninja Dance God: Did you go online at home?

Ninja Speed: Yeah

Ninja Dance God: Where's Dave, have you gone to bed?

Ninja World God Speed: Damn, I know you have nothing good to do with me

Ninja World God Speed: What the hell, ****, I’ll fuck you ****

The speed of the ninja world: I c***, I tell you!Uchiha Madara! *****

Shinobi World: Dave is my son!my son!Stay away from him! ! !

The speed of the ninja world: I'm going to fuck you, I'm going to rely on you to fuck, you're ****

Ninja World God Speed: What kind of beast are you?Um?I fuck you****

In the Internet cafe

Madara looked at Tobirama's greetings that kept refreshing in front of him...