Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Dave! Come back with me!" Tobirama shouted with veins popping out on his head as he looked at his son who was enjoying himself endlessly.

"Ah? Oh oh oh, hee hee, Yue Mei, see you tomorrow." Dave quickly stood up after hearing his old father's friendly shout and said with a smile to Yue Mei beside him.

"Monkey, Zangzang! I'm leaving first!" Dave also said hello to Hiruzen and Danzo over there, and then left with Tobirama

"Asshole!! My name is not Zangzang!!" Danzo stood up angrily and yelled at Dave's back.

"And me!!! I'm not called a monkey!!" Hiruzen also shouted.

Anyway, Dave didn't hear the shouts of the two people, because the moment he came out of the teacher's door, the old father sent him home with a flying thunder god...

Dave went to his family's training ground to plant vegetables, while Tobirama went to find his elder brother with a worried look on his face.

"Brother!!" Tobirama broke through the door directly and didn't take the Hokage's Office seriously at all.

"Hiss!! Cough cough cough... Tobirama... what are you doing here?" Hashirama was fishing for tea, but he was so frightened by Tobirama's roar that he even dropped the tea on his pants. That fucker just got out of here. I need hot water.

"Brother! You must not take Dave to find Uchiha Madara again! He has already led Dave astray, you know!!!" Tobirama sat next to Hashirama and looked at Hashirama seriously. said

"Um... Madara seems to have just played with Dave all afternoon, okay... why did he lead Dave astray?" Hashirama asked in confusion.

"Huh! Dave has become like this after playing all afternoon? If he stays with Uchiha Madara! Dave will be ruined! I won't talk about Dave's previous incident at the meatball shop! He has had that kind of personality since he was a child , I can't help it! Not only did he not pay attention to the class in class today! He also had a close relationship with a girl from the Uchiha family! The Uchiha family is inherently evil! Who knows if those old guys from the Uchiha family did it on purpose? Let this girl get close to Dave! And there must be the shadow of Uchiha Madara in it! This must be his fault, Uchiha Madara!" Tobirama almost didn't have the words "I hate Uchiha" engraved on his face.

"Ahem, cough, cough...Don't always think of Uchiha so bad. Tobirama, Uchiha Madara, I think he likes Dave very much. Today he took the initiative to find Dave, and that girl ...Sigh... Tobirama... Big brother doesn't know what to say... You can go and investigate. If there is really a shadow of the Uchiha clan in it, you can ask Dave to cut off contact with that girl. . If not, I don’t want you to stop...Kokuma’s matter...you also know..." Hashirama smiled awkwardly and said the girl's problem, Hashirama's face became a little heavy. ...

"Brother...don't worry...Kokuma will be back...then I'll go back first," Tobirama said in a deep voice and left...

Thousand Hands Station

Dave is planting vegetables idly. He still has the same four plants. If he wants to unlock new plants, he can only increase his chakra. Damn, I'm only five years old now. Where can I get chakra for you? quantity!

"Hey, kid, do you want to go out to eat meatballs?" At this time, a familiar voice came.

Dave was delighted and quickly turned his head to look in the direction of the source of the sound. He saw Madara Uchiha lying on a wall, looking at Dave coldly.

"Uncle Ban! But...my father's shadow clone is still there..." Dave said with some disappointment.

"Hmph, it's just a shadow clone. Even if he comes, I won't be afraid. If he leaves, your father won't know." Madara jumped off the wall, and Dave lay on Madara's back excitedly. Madara took Dave and left here after a few jumps.

After Madara and Dave left

Tobirama also came back. He was going to talk to Dave about something. When he opened the door, he saw a pea shooter shaking and blinking at him. Tobirama felt bad.

He quickly called out his shadow clone, only to see his shadow clone standing there motionless. He touched the shadow clone and had the memory of the shadow clone in his mind.

When he saw the scarlet Sharingan, he lost consciousness.

"Solution!" Tobirama hurriedly broke away from the illusion.

"Damn it! Uchiha! Uchiha Madara!!!" Tobirama clenched his hands into fists and roared with evil intent on his face.

At Hashirama's house next to Tobirama's house, Mito heard Tobirama's roar and shook his head helplessly.

According to her perception ability, she sensed Madara the moment he arrived at the station, but she did not stop him.When Mito felt Madara leaving Dave on his back, Mito also had a smile on his face. Madara at least started to contact people outside and no longer closed himself off, which was good.As for Tobirama...she, Mito, doesn't know anything...

meatball shop

"Uncle Ban, I met a girl at school today. She is very cute." Dave and Ban were chatting.

"Oh? What's her name?" Madara was confused and then asked

"Her name is Uchiha Tsukimi, she's so cute," Dave said with a smile.

"Uchiha's? Hahahaha, interesting." Madara was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.He could already think of Tobirama's expression when he was in class.

But Madara won't stop her. The little girl Yue Mei seems to be the sister of Kagina. Kagami also knows that she is a four-year-old genius in the clan and the son of the second elder.Normally, it is absolutely impossible for the blood of the Uchiha clan to leak out, but if it is Dave, then there will be no problem.And Dave also knew that a great kid who could also use wood escape would probably be as powerful as him and Hashirama in the future.

I have to ask that little girl when I get back, huh?

And he also really wanted to know how evil the children born from the Senju clan and the Uchiha clan would be.

Tsk tsk tsk, big shots are just different, they only think about the distance, which reminds me of the child...

Thinking of the sight of Senju Tobirama looking at Dave and Yue Mei together with a dark face in the future, it must be very beautiful.Uchiha Madara had some expectations in his heart.

"Kid, do you like that little girl Yue Mei?" Madara looked at Dave and asked.

"Yeah, I like it." Dave blushed for a moment and then said

"Okay, I'll make the decision for you. Let's go to the Uchiha clan to get engaged with that little girl now!" After Madara finished speaking, he took Dave and ran over to the clan.

"Huh????" Mrs. Dai was dumbfounded... Are they going to get engaged directly? ? ?