Konoha's Crazy Dave

In the Uchiha Tribe

"What do you mean... let Dave get engaged to his daughter?" The second elder felt a little bit pained... He is already fifty, and he finally has a daughter and a son. Why is his daughter being taken care of so quickly?

And he didn't dare to disagree. This TM clan leader personally came to the matchmaking, who could withstand this... And that child is Tobirama's son. If nothing happens, Tobirama will definitely be the second or third generation in the future. After all, Madara might as well be the second generation.So it's not a bad thing if you think about it, and judging from the appearance of my daughter and that boy, it seems that something is really going on.

Dave is really a little confused. Is he just looking for a tactful way of speaking in front of Uncle Madara to show that he doesn't hate the Uchiha clan like his old father? Why did he get engaged directly? ? ?

And looking at Yuemei’s shy look, Dave’s whole body is feeling bad. Sister, we have only known each other for a day, is it normal for you to react like this? ?

Although the two of us have developed quickly enough, is this the end point?

"Well, how is it?" Uchiha Madara asked coldly.He said he was asking, but looking at Uchiha Madara's face, the second elder felt that if he said no, he would immediately be wiped out...

"Okay, okay, I think Dave is a pretty good kid, and my daughter and Dave also like each other, so we've made an appointment! We'll get married when they turn 16!" the second elder said quickly.

When Yue Mei heard her father's words from the side, her face was so red that she was smoking...

She knows her future destiny, and she is not stupid. The best destination for a woman from a big family is marriage.Moreover, the other person is Dave, who was very nice to her today. Yue Mei also likes it very much, and she has no objection.Although it felt a bit awkward, it seemed to her that Dave felt the same way, and it was most likely that he was forcibly pulled over by the patriarch...

But it's still early, just get along slowly

Until he went out to the Uchiha clan, Dave's face was still dizzy.

I have a wife at such a young age... This... this is damn capitalism!I!I love it so much!Ha ha ha ha!

After Madara and Dave wandered around the village for a while, Madara sent Dave to the station and left.

Thousand Hands Station

"What did you and that bastard Madara do today?" Tobirama asked expressionlessly.

"Uh... so so... so so..." Dave swallowed and told Tobirama everything that happened today...

"You go back to bed first, we have classes tomorrow," Tobirama said with an expression on his face.

"it is good"

The next day

"Uh...Father...you??? Who did you fight with??" Dave looked at his kind old father's bruised face and swallowed his saliva and asked.

"It's okay. I'll send you to school first. I won't go to class today. Hiruzen's father, Sarutobi Sasuke, will take my classes for the day." Of course Tobirama couldn't say that he went to the Uchiha clan alone to beat Madara last night. In the end, I was beaten up by the other party. I could only answer the question lightly.

"oh oh..."

"Brother!! You must let damn Madara give me an explanation!! Dave is only five years old! He got engaged to that evil Uchiha girl at the age of five!!" After sending Dave to school as a flying thunder god , Tobirama ran directly to his eldest brother’s house and yelled at Hashirama

"Well... isn't this great... I think Dave and that little girl also like each other, and it can also bring our Senju clan and the Uchiha clan closer together. How great." Hashirama was stunned for a moment. said

At the same time, there was also a trace of envy in Hashirama's heart. What a good boy Dave was... Not only was he not opposed to arranged marriages, but he also got along so well with the little girl in just one day.Thinking of his unlucky child Kijian who hadn't come back to see his poor old father for five or six years, Hashirama felt depressed.

"Um, Tobirama...your face...you didn't go to fight Madara yesterday, did you?" Hashirama noticed Tobirama's pig-headed appearance again, and asked with a smile in his eyes.

"That's right, I just lost the fight. Bastard! Wait until I fly to Thunder God one step further! That bastard thinks he can't touch a hair on my head! Don't say that! You must go to the Uchiha clan and have a good talk! I'm firm on this marriage. be opposed to!!"

"..."

Just as Tobirama continued to have grudges with Hashirama, something happened inside the ninja school.

"Hey, morning, Yue Mei!" Dave saw Yue Mei sitting next to him, took the other person's little hand and asked happily

"Dave...Good morning Dave..." Yuemei said with a blushing face when she saw her little hand being held by the other party.

Although the two of them are engaged... it's too soon... ah... I'm so shy...

"Die! Damn you dog!!! Dave is so awesome!!" Hiruzen looked at Dave's operation with a starry face, shouting in his heart, big brother, teach me! !

"Hmph, what's so great about it? I heard from my father last night that Dave was taken by the Uchiha clan leader to get engaged to Yue Mei. It can be said that the two have already had a relationship. What's so great about doing this? Dave's behavior Such a look! How to protect Konoha in the future!!" Danzo said with a look of hatred on his face.

As a candidate for the clan leader of the next generation of the Shimura clan, his father would tell him about any major events in the village. Yesterday, the engagement between the Uchiha clan and the Senju clan had already reached the desks of all clan heads in Konoha. .He also knows that Dave is a person with wood escape like the first generation, and he will definitely be very strong in the future.

But he has such a talent, but he doesn't study hard and actually spends his time on women!How abominable!How to protect Konoha from now on! !Like his good friend, Danzo glanced at Hiruzen with disdain. This guy was caught peeping in a women's bathhouse two days ago. He was as good as Dave!

Humph, it seems that the important responsibility of protecting Konoha will only fall on my shoulders in the future!

"That's amazing...why doesn't anyone get engaged to me..." Hiruzen said with a look of despair on his face...Of course he knew about this...but he was envious! !Why doesn't anyone get engaged to me, the next generation heir to the Sarutobi clan? !

Danzo glanced at Hiruzen, whose face was full of wretchedness, and wanted to say that you will know why if you look in the mirror and compare it with Dave... But he didn't want to hurt his friend's heart, so he could only remain silent. ...