Konoha's Crazy Dave

"It's so boring...what is he talking about..." Dave lay on the table like a salted fish, looking at the old father who was speaking passionately on the podium in front of him, his heart was filled with infinite sadness...when is this day? It's a head...

In my last life, I managed to complete nine years of compulsory education and six years of high-level elite fishing education. Now I'm fine and I'm starting over again...

"Rizhan, don't you think what he said is boring?" Dave looked at Yuan Fei, who was full of excitement, and asked with a speechless expression.

"No, I think what the teacher taught is very good! I will use all my experience to learn! I must not let the teacher down!" Hiruzen said with overwhelming will of fire.

"You're hopeless, Danzo, what do you think?" Dave rolled his eyes at him, turned his head and looked at Danzo on the other side and asked

"Huh, teacher, you worked so hard to explain the topic to us, how can you protect Konoha in the future when you look like this!" Danzo snorted with a look of "I am all for Konoha".

"Ah!! You two are hopeless!!" Dave hit his head on the table and roared with a headache.

"Duanzo, let's change places. I want to sit at the same table with that young lady." Dave's eyes suddenly lit up and he saw a very pretty young lady sitting next to Danzo and said hurriedly to Danzo.

He didn't want to get involved with these two good friends. He was really afraid that one day he would be brainwashed. If he held the Will of Fire with his left hand and held it with his right hand for the good of Konoha, then his life would be ruined...

"Humph, I won't change!" Danzo snorted coldly.

"Hey! You! Damn it! You're delaying my big future events!" Dave said angrily

"Danzo, just switch with Dave." At this time, Hiruzen said to Danzo, looking at Danzo with eyes full of hope.

hiss!The Orion Lights are bursting at the seams!

"Okay... okay" Danzo said when he saw his good friend, he could only change it.

After changing seats

"Hello, little sister, my name is Senju Dave, what's your name?" Dave looked at the little sister aside and asked with a smile.

"Ah...you...hello, my name is Uchiha Tsukimi, you...don't you hate me..." The young lady looked at her deskmate and suddenly there was another person, it was still the same teacher as before. The child was surprised at first, then a little shy and scared and asked

"Why should I hate you... You look so cute. Don't worry about the cold-faced guy you had at the same table before. He was just like that. He and I are different." Dave waved his hand and said

Dave also had a headache. Has Danzo learned the essence of his old father since he was a child and hates Uchiha?Wow, how dare you hate such a cute girl...

"Ah...then...that...hurry up and listen to the teacher's lecture." Seeing that her new deskmate didn't hate her as much as the previous one, she was relieved, but when she heard the other person say She was cute, and a blushing look appeared on Yue Mei's face again.

"Yue Mei, don't you think what he said is boring?" Dave leaned on the table and continued to ask.

"I don't think so, I think what the teacher said is very interesting," Yuemei said with a smile.

"Hey, what's the point of a long-winded old man giving a lecture..." Dave gave you a hopeless look again, and then said

"Keke, only you, classmate Dave, dare to say such things." Yuemei giggled.

Dave didn't say anything this time, just looked at Yue Mei and smiled.

"Then...that, classmate Dave...you...why are you looking at me like this..." Yue Mei asked with a blush on her face when she saw Dave looking at her like this.

"Hey, you look so pretty and cute when you smile," Dave said with a smile, and even stretched out his hand to pinch Yue Mei's soft face.

"Ah..." Yue Mei's face instantly changed from cherry red to lava red, and Dave could even see the smoke coming from Yue Mei's head.

the other side

"Damn it!! Dave is so awesome! He just sat there and got that girl's favor!" Hiruzen noticed Dave and saw that Dave had pinched the girl's face so quickly. Little Star exclaimed

"Huh? Humph! You are not doing your job! Hiruzen! Listen to the lecture carefully! You must protect Konoha in the future! How can you do it like this!" Danzo also noticed the appearance of his good friend, and then looked at him Dave and the other two stood aside and said to Hiruzen with disdain on their faces.

"Yes, yes!" He said this, but he still glanced at Dave vaguely from the corner of his eyes.He also wanted to learn how Dave did it.

At this time, Tobirama on the podium also noticed his son

Suddenly, the veins on Tobirama's forehead popped out. This kid didn't care about changing seats or teasing girls. How the hell could he tease an Uchiha girl?no!I must give him a firm lesson in the evil Uchiha when I get back!

This kid must have been brainwashed by that damn Uchiha Madara!We must not let the two of them come into contact again!My poor child! !

That damn Uchiha Madara!

That damn Senju Tobirama!

At the same time, Uchiha Madara was also scolding Tobirama in his heart.

Dave is such a good child. If his damn father becomes like his father, Uchiha Madara will regret it to death. No, he must be looking for Dave!Keep him away from his father!

...

In the Hokage studio, Hashirama was still correcting documents hard, thinking about Uchiha Madara's appearance just now. According to his understanding of his gay friend, Madara would definitely do something.But it's strange that Konoha is still peaceful now.

But the more this happens, the more worried Hashirama becomes...

After class in the afternoon

Dave and Yue Mei have developed to the point where Dave is lying in Yue Mei's arms and Yue Mei is feeding him.

Looking at it, Hiruzen Sarutobi almost shouted that he would teach me how to teach idols, and Hiruzen almost envied him to death.Danzo, on the other hand, said with a grunt that Dave would never work hard to protect Konoha in the future.

Tobirama felt even more headache looking at it. It had only been one day of class, and both this boy and that evil little Uchiha girl had developed to this point...

But it was hard for him to intervene because he thought of his eldest brother's son.

At that time, the eldest brother's son also fell in love with a little girl. However, in order to ease the relationship with the daimyo, Hashirama forced the boy to separate from the little girl and marry the daimyo's daughter. To this day, the boy is still living in the daimyo mansion. , I haven’t come back to see Hashirama and Mito for five or six years.That kid seems to be only ten years old now... What a precocious child...

He didn't want to be like his elder brother, who finally had a son. If there was a gap between him and him because of this kind of thing, then he would be doomed.