Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Uncle Madara! I'm going back first! I had a lot of fun with you today!" Madara sent Dave not far from the Senju Station.

Dave turned his head to look at Madara and said with a smile

"Well, go back early," Madara said with a smile that he thought was pretty.

Madara just looked at Dave's petite back. Just when he was about to leave, suddenly, there was a sound of wind and Uchiha Madara kicked him behind him. However, the exposed Sharingan stopped when he saw it was Dave. Get off the legs that were already in mid-air

"Hey, I knew Uncle Madara wouldn't do anything to me. I'll give you this when I come back! Mua~ Good night, Uncle Madara! I wish you a sweet dream!!" Dave jumped up and gave Uchiha Madara A kiss on the face, and then turned around without leaving.

And Uchiha Madara just stood there in a daze, with his left hand on the place where Dave kissed him before, standing alone in the wind...

"Hey, hey, Dave is gone. He's my nephew! It's only been half a day today. Why does it seem like he is closer to you than to me?" Senju Hashirama appeared next to Madara at this time. , face full of resentment

"Who knows, maybe you're not as handsome as me." Madara's face returned to that cold look when he saw Hashirama.

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm not as handsome as you! It must be my little nephew who doesn't know his stuff, okay!" Hashirama got angry when he mentioned this, pointed at Madara and said angrily

"Let's go, ugly~man." Madara turned his head and glanced at the ugly man. He especially rhymed the word "ugly" for a few seconds, and then left here with a teleportation technique.

"Damn it!! Motor! I will definitely be more handsome than you!!" This honest man Hashirama was so angry that he pointed at the place where Uchiha Madara left just now and shouted.

Back at the Senju station, Senju Hashirama immediately went to Mito's room.

"Mito, do you think I'm handsome?" Hashirama hugged Mito who was about to sleep and asked affectionately.

Mito just stared blankly at Hashirama, who suddenly changed into a different person in front of him...

Hashirama is already happy!Hahaha, I am indeed handsome!Haven't you seen Mito look like this?My little nephew must be ignorant, huh!I have to correct his aesthetics. How can Madara be as handsome as the ice cube?

"...Pfft! Hahahaha" Mito suddenly burst out laughing.

The smile on Hashirama's face paused and he put Mito down.

"Hahahaha, Hashirama...Hashirama...hahahaha...why do you think about this kind of question?" Mito laughed for a long time and asked out of breath.

Hashirama told what happened today, and specifically explained that Dave was a child with a strange aesthetic sense!His uncle has a very big obligation to correct him!

"Pfft! Is it because Dave said you are not as handsome as Madara? Hahaha, but Hashirama, Madara is indeed more handsome than you." Mito laughed after hearing Hashirama say this.After laughing, he looked at Hashirama, thought about Madara's appearance again, and said with a strange expression.

"...." Suddenly a branch appeared in Hashirama's hand, and he found the foot of the room and drew a circle.

The bleak and black-and-white shadow looks particularly pitiful...

No matter what happens here, Tobirama's home

Two people, one large and one small, are sitting opposite each other...

"I heard that you played with Madara all afternoon today? What kind of person do you think he is?" Tobirama took a light sip of water to get rid of his dusty appearance.

"Uncle Ban, I think he is very good, but his face is a bit too cold, which scares the children a bit." Dave thought for a while and said

"Hmph! What's so good about Uchiha! They are all born evil! You should stay away from him in the future! I'm afraid he will teach you bad things!" Tobirama suddenly snorted and said with anger.

"No, Uncle Ban is so good, why don't you want me to play with him!" Dave raised his neck and said very forcefully.

"You! Huh! From today on! I will send a clone to follow you! Except for school and the station! You are not allowed to go anywhere!" Tobirama was so angry that he couldn't do it. He had been with his father since he was a child. Have you ever been so angry?How did that woman teach this boy?Why are you so arrogant?no!I am his father!You must discipline him well!

"...Ignore you." Dave was stunned for a moment, thinking about how a child would react to this situation, and then stood up suddenly and went back to his room.

Tobirama looked at Dave's back and rubbed his wrinkled eyebrows. He had a headache...

The next day

"Hashirama, why didn't that boy Dave come out with you?" Madara "encountered" Hashirama again on the street, looked at Hashirama's empty hands, and then asked

"Ah...that boy Dave has to go to school today...ahem, and ah...Tobirama said that except for school and the station, Dave is not allowed to go anywhere else." Hashirama Said a little embarrassed

"Hmph!" Uchiha Madara snorted, turned around and left.

That white-haired man is becoming more and more disgusting. Why didn't you kill him in the first place?Madara thought fiercely in his heart