Konoha's Crazy Dave

"Your nephew? Tobirama's son?" In an instant, Dave felt a huge evil aura coming towards his face, and the pair of scarlet pupils in Uchiha Madara's eyes were staring at him.

Dave's heart skipped a beat, forgetting that Tobirama seemed to have killed Madara's brother.

"Madara! He's not Tobirama!" Hashirama shouted quickly.

"Huh, of course I know," Madara said coldly, retracting the murderous aura that was like a giant wave of gluttony on his body.

"Uncle, your name is Banner." Dave will not miss this opportunity to hug his thigh. He must leave a good impression on the other party, so that the other party will not be secretly fooled by a thousand-year-old filial son in the future. Own

"Yeah," Madara looked at Dave coldly and said in shock.

Because of Madara's aloof appearance and the terrifying impression he left on people during the Warring States Period in the past few years, there are basically not many people in the village except the Uchiha clan who are willing to communicate with Madara, let alone the children in the village. Children usually run away in shock just by Uchiha Madara's glance, but this child in front of him is not afraid of him?ignorance?Or fearless?

"Uncle Ban, you are so handsome! Much more handsome than my uncle!" Dave's eyes were full of star-like admiration.

"Huh? Hahahaha, kid, you are very discerning! Hashirama, this time, I won! I am more handsome than you!" Madara was stunned for a moment, then laughed, and kept looking at the body in front of him from the corner of his eyes. Hashirama, filled with shadows, raised his eyebrows.

this time!It was me, Madara Uchiha, who defeated you!Senju Hashirama!

"Hey, hey, hey! Dave! Your uncle is obviously much prettier than Uncle Madara, okay?!" Hashirama yelled at his nephew very unconvinced!This was the first time he lost to Madara in name only!Except for peeing when he was a kid, he lost one!He has never lost in all these years!He actually lost in this kind of thing?

"Well, Uncle Madara, uncle is so cruel." Dave hurriedly ran to Madara's arms, pointed at Hashirama who was yelling at him and said aggrievedly.

"Well, Hashirama, if you lose, you lose. Don't take it out on the child." Madara looked at Dave who suddenly ran into his arms and thought to himself, this is the feeling of being trusted by a child. .turn out to be. .Does Hashirama always feel this way when the children he meets in the village run into his arms? .This feels really good.Where did I, Madara Uchiha, lose to Hashirama?He is not handsome yet!Those children must be ignorant!Then he stretched out a hand and patted Dave on the back, and said disdainfully to Hashirama.

"Ahh! I won't admit defeat! I will take good care of myself when I go back! I won't lose to you next time!! Motor! Dave! Go back with me!" Hashirama yelled

"No, it just came out!" Dave turned around and said

"Okay Hashirama, you go back first. I'm taking this kid around the village." Madara Uchiha frowned and looked at the "ugly" Hashirama in front of him.

"Humph! Dave, come back before night." Hashirama turned around and left in anger.

Turning his head, a smile appeared on Hashirama's face.Madara's reputation in the village has never been very good, and no one in the village is willing to communicate with Madara. If this continues, Hashirama feels that something will happen to Madara sooner or later, and Dave's performance just now made him see that there are people who like Madara, and so does Madara. She smiled at him for the first time in the village.But his angry look just now was really not just an act, was it?Am I really not as handsome as Ban Shuai?Should I try those skin care products from Mito?Hashirama fell into doubtful thoughts about life, and looking at the lonely back, Dave looked confused... and even wanted to laugh a little. .

"Let's go, kid." Seeing Hashirama leaving, the smile on Madara's face disappeared, and then he said.He took Dave and continued walking around the village.

All the way

Dave saw many children looking at him and Madara from afar. The fearful eyes made Dave's heart skip a beat. Although the great god beside him didn't say anything, the more he looked like this, the more Dave I feel more and more frightened.

"Uncle Madara, I want to eat meatballs!" Dave felt that he should do something and said to Madara beside him.

"Okay" Madara was stunned for a moment, frowned at first, and then agreed.Do you think children are so troublesome?

Madara took Dave into the meatball shop and bought a portion of meatballs.

"Hey, Taiga, have you seen that man wearing Uchiha clothes? Have you heard of him? He is a pervert. He has no wife in his 40s. I heard that he likes men! Look at that cold face. It looks like ice cubes, what the hell?”

"No way, this is too outrageous! Who did you listen to?"

"My father told me this! I heard that he likes our Hokage!"

"Wow! This is so exciting!"

While Madara and Dave were awkwardly sitting in their seats, waiting for the meatballs, a table of teenagers who were older than Dave were pointing at Madara and talking softly. Dave could hear it, let alone Madara. , his face became darker and darker. .

"Hey! You bastards! Who asked you to insult Uncle Madara!" Dave couldn't stand listening anymore. He picked up the two bottles of sake placed on Uchiha Madara's table, picked up the two bottles of sake, and walked to The boy at the table behind him hit a bottle on the table and roared.

The teenagers were stunned, and so was Madara.

"..Where...where did the kid come from! Are you looking for a beating?" The teenagers were also frightened by Dave's beating. Then they saw that Dave was a bigger kid, and one of the teenagers shouted

"Looking for a beating? Why don't you look for a beating!" Dave was so angry that he took a bottle of sake and put it directly on the boy's head and roared.

The young man immediately fell to the ground and howled.

"What I can't stand the most is people like you who gossip behind their backs! If you have the guts, let's fight! Who the hell are you who say bad things about people behind their backs!" Dave kicked the boy who fell to the ground with one foot. shouted.The teenagers were also frightened by Dave's domineering appearance and dared not move. .

They are just a group of ordinary teenagers. The current ninja school has not yet opened to accept civilians, and they have not seen much of the world. They will naturally be frightened when encountering such a thing. .

"It's best not to let me hear you say anything bad about Uncle Madara! If you don't accept it, come to me at the Senju Station! Bring your parents and I'll beat them up too!" Dave snorted coldly, then returned to his seat. Come on, continue to sit obediently

Madara was shocked when he saw the scene just now. This child... seemed like...

"Kid...you..." Madara didn't know what he felt in his heart, and he didn't know what to say...

"Hehe... I have lived with my mother in the settlement since I was a child. My mother had me after my father got in the way. My mother has always been subject to rumors from the clan. Every time my mother and I come out, they will treat us like those people. We pointed, and every time I wanted to do what I just did, but my mother would stop me, and I would cry silently by myself every night. I felt very sad. After my mother died, I came here to find my father. On the way, I swear, I will beat this kind of person every time I see him in the future!" Dave lowered his head and said in a deep voice. This feeling of sadness and anger came from his own body, and the impulse just now was something he seemed to be immune to. General control...

"You...you are much better than your father." Madara didn't know what to say. He himself had never comforted anyone. In the past, it was easy to comfort Hashirama by just giving him a beating. But Dave was still a child, so naturally he couldn't. Do this.

This kid is much better than his father who is even colder and more infuriating than him. .

"Hey, the meatballs are here, Uncle Ban, let's eat them quickly."

"Um"

After eating, Dave sat there waiting for Madara to pay the bill

"The losses in your store today will be recorded on the account of my Uchiha clan, as well as the matter just now. If those people have any objections, let them come to the Uchiha clan to find me." Uchiha Madara said coldly to the boss in front of him. said

After saying that, he took Dave and left here.

"Uncle Madara, can you carry me on your back? I'm a little tired." While walking on the road, Dave suddenly had a bold idea, and looked at Uchiha Madara beside him and asked with some fear.

"Tch, kid, it's really troublesome, come up here." Madara was stunned for a moment, and then said speechlessly.But he still knelt down and let Dave climb up.When Dave went up, he was stunned. Why did he do this?

"Hehe, so tall, Uncle Ban! I will definitely grow as tall as you in the future! When you get old! I will carry you!"

"Well, I'm looking forward to it."