Konoha's Crazy Dave

Everyone took the hemiplegic Black Zetsu back to Konoha.

Thousand Hands Station

"What the hell is this thing that can't be killed no matter what?" Tobirama looked at Hei Zetsu, his eyes filled with the unique look of a morbid scientist.

"I don't know. But if he can't be killed... what should I do?" Quan Nai asked doubtfully.

"Seal, you can seal him" Mito thought for a while and said.

"But ordinary sealing techniques and sealing scrolls are difficult to seal him for a long time." Mito continued.

"What should we do? Now that this kind of thing has been caught, we must not let him go, otherwise the ninja world will be in chaos." Hashirama asked aloud.

"Uncle, seal him into my body and let him be a companion with Kyuubi!" Dave asked with his big eyes flashing.

Mito, Madara, Hashirama, Tobirama, and Izuna all looked at Dave stupidly...

Mito even put his hand on Dave's forehead and covered it. This kid's brain should be fine. Why does he want to seal everything into his body?

"Kid!! I'll kill you! If you dare to seal him and me together! I will fight you until death! Ouch!" Kyuubi made a strong protest in his body. It's such a disgusting thing. I watch it every day. It makes him feel upset.

"Mother Mito, don't worry. If you seal it into my body, not only can I watch him, but the Nine Lamas can also watch him! He doesn't have much strength either. At most, he just has a little bit of power in hiding. He probably can't even break through your seal." Dave put down Mito's hand on his forehead and said speechlessly.

Hehe...Black Zejinchuuriki?Hahahahaha!I feel a little excited just thinking about it!

"That's okay. But I don't know if there is any danger." Everyone thought for a moment, and then Mito said slowly.

In Mito's view, Dave's behavior was a bit crazy. First, he sealed a tailed beast in a person's body, and then sealed another strange thing. She didn't know how to seal two kinds of things at the same time. How do different types of things react in the same person's body?

It's too risky.If that doesn't work, you can try sealing them into Hashirama, Tobirama, Izuna, and Madara's bodies.

Izuna, Tobirama, Madara, Hashirama:?

Everyone thought about it all night.

next morning

"Okay, it can be sealed into Dave's body. If anything unexpected happens during the process, Mito, terminate the sealing ceremony immediately!" Hashirama said slowly with dark circles under his eyes.

"Okay" Mito nodded, she naturally understood.

Dave also lay down next to Hei Jue with ease, and the sealing ceremony began.

after a while

Dave also entered the sealed space with ease. What is ridiculous is that as soon as Dave entered the sealed space, he saw Hei Jue sealed in the wall next to Jiulama, and the space inside was very small, just like a prison cell. Average size.There is an iron fence outside.

At this moment, Black Zetsu was holding on to the fence, staring blankly at Kyuubi opposite him.Kyuubi grinned at him...

Black Jue was stunned. How come there is a Nine-Tails in this little brat's body?

Kyuubi was also a little angry. Originally, this sealed space was only so big, but now another resident came to compete with him for the territory, and he was extremely ugly.

"Hey, hey, hey, everyone will live here in the future, so don't be so hostile." Dave came up to comfort him.

"Kid, have you discovered me a long time ago?" Hei Jue looked at Dave and asked solemnly.

"It's not me, it's it." Dave shook his shoulders helplessly and pointed to Kyuubi beside him.

Damn the tailed beasts, damn Otsutsuki Hagoromo, my mother shouldn't have given birth to those two rebellious sons in the first place. Hei Zetsu alone was enough, so why do you want twins?Only child is the best!Hei Jue thought angrily.

"What? Hei Bulaqiu's garbage? What do you think?" Kyuubi glanced at Hei Jue disdainfully and asked.

"Damn it, damn Kyuubi! I should have killed you when you were a child!" Black Zetsu roared while clawing at the railing.

"You? Have you seen me when I was a child?" Kyuubi's eyes suddenly became dangerous, and he asked with full of anger.

His childhood was a thousand years ago, and this thing actually existed in his childhood. So this thing has been alive longer than him, which means that this thing knows all those things.

"Hmph, that unfilial son of Hamura." Black Zetsu answered the question, but Kyuubi also understood that this thing was definitely from his era.

"Ghost, I don't care what your purpose is. I advise you not to act rashly. Oh, that's right, you are sealed here now and can't move." Kyuubi curled his lips and said lightly mockingly.

No matter what the shady purpose of this dark thing is, isn't it still sealed here?

"Damn Kyuubi! Let me come out if you can!"

"You will come out if you have the ability?"

"If you can, let me come out!"

"Hey~ I don't have the ability to let you come out~ If you can, you can come out on your own~"

"Ahhh!! Damn Kyuubi!! Wait! Wait for me to come out! I must kill you first!!"

"Oh, you can come out first and then talk about it, okay?"

"If you have the ability, come in!"

"You can come out if you have the ability?"

"Are you angry? Are you angry? Hey, I'll make you so angry~"

"what!!!"

Dave silently watched one black and one fox mocking each other. He suddenly felt a little happy at this scene...

Strange knowledge has been added. .

Seeing Hei Jue's collapsed face, he felt that his body would be filled with happiness in the future...

"Kid! Let me out! I'm going to kill him!" Hei Jue looked at Dave over there and roared.

"Are you thinking about shit? Dave looked at Hei Jue doubtfully and said

"Boy, let him out. He can't run away. Ha, I know he won't die even if he breaks through the seal and gets out of your body. But with his strength? He won't be able to get out for the rest of his life. You don't have to do it with him either. I'm worried that any negative emotions will affect you, he is different from us tailed beasts," Kyuubi said calmly.

"Can I use its chakra?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"Yes, he is not very strong. It can even be said to be very weak. He can't resist even if you forcefully use his chakra." Kyuubi grinned, his tone full of malice.

"Hey, let me help you out, Heijue~~~" Dave chuckled.

Hei Jue swallowed and listened to the laughter, which was like the whisper of a devil...

"No! Don't! I don't want to go out! I think it's good here! I don't want to go out!" Hei Jue looked at Dave who was getting closer and closer to his cage, and roared in horror.

"That's not up to you~"