Konoha's Crazy Dave

after a while

"Hey, Kyuubi, are you angry? Are you angry? You can't hit me?" Hei Jue sang like a turned serf, and his plowing skills could not even get Kyuubi to slap him.

"Ouch!!" Kyuubi was furious, and then slowly opened his bloody mouth.

A black tailed beast jade slowly condensed out of Nine-Tails' mouth.Dave looked on and everyone was dumbfounded

"Damn it, Nine Lama! You still use Tailed Beast Jade in such a big and small place!" Dave roared.

"Kid! I'm going to kill him!! Don't worry, this sealed space is very stable and cannot be broken! It's such a dark thing! Let's see where you can run!!" Kyuubi said slowly.

"Nine tails!!"

"Black Absolute!"

Okay, you two can keep having fun...

Dave, who was lying on the floor, slowly woke up and looked at the extremely nervous five people in front of him.

"It's okay, don't be so nervous," Dave said with a smile.

"Dave, are you sure you're okay?" Hashirama swallowed, pointed at Dave and asked.

A question mark slowly appeared on Dave's face, and then he lowered his head and looked at himself...

"Ahhhh!!" Dave was startled by himself.

Except for his face, Dave was completely covered in black, as if he was possessed by Hei Jue.When Dave calmed down, he realized that this was Black Zetsu's chakra.But it seems very weak...

"What do you mean, md kid! Tell me clearly! Who is weak!" Hei Jue was sealed into Dave's body, and naturally he could hear Dave's inner voice, and he roared in displeasure.

He is a thousand-year-old gangster and a thousand-year-old villain. He has killed countless people in his hands. He is actually being mocked for being weak by a kid?

"That thing should be a conscious product created by Yin Yang Escape Technique. Dave can now use its chakra. I can feel this from these chakras." Madara said slowly at this time.

"Can I use the ability of this thing?" Dave asked doubtfully.

"You can try it. His stealth technique is indeed very strong. If possible, the entire ninja world, except for a certain perverted white-haired thunder god, will basically be unable to catch you," Izuna said.

"Uchiha Izumi, what do you mean?"

"Oh, what you think is what I mean."

"Uchiha Izuna!"

"A Thousand Hands Tobacco!"

Well, these two people ran out and started fighting again, and everyone was already used to it.

Dave tried to put his hand on the ground. Gradually, Dave's hand slowly sank into the ground.Dave laughed because he discovered that it was indeed possible, and not only that, he could enter any entity, including the human body.Even though he didn't know if he could control the human body, he also wanted to try Hei Jue's Black Hand Draw, which was second only to the Thousand-Year Killing technique in the original work.

"Okay, since Dave is fine, let's get going first." Hashirama yawned. He hadn't even closed his eyes to take a good rest for two days. He was almost dozing off.

"Well, you, come back to work with me." At this time, Tobirama appeared beside Hashirama and said.

"?? No! I haven't slept for two days! I want to go to bed!" Hashirama was stunned for a moment. Why did Tobirama come so quickly? Where is Izuna?Wow, you haven’t hit Tobirama before, right?Why don't you drag Tobirama with you?

"Sarutobi Sasuke has been helping you organize and process the documents for two days. Is it reasonable for a Hokage to assist the Hokage in handling government affairs?" Tobirama said calmly.

"That's ridiculous! This is ridiculous! The Hokage assists the Hokage! Isn't he the one who assists the Hokage!" Hashirama nodded vigorously.

If the Hokage doesn't support the Hokage, then what's the use of him?Um!I, Senju Hashirama, am one of the witty ones!

"What about Madara? Isn't he also the Hokage's assistant? Why haven't I seen him assist you?" Tobirama looked at Madara over there and asked.

Because when the village was first built, Hashirama became the Hokage and Madara had nothing to do, so Hashirama took Madara and Sarutobi Sasuke, the hero who helped him during the Warring States Period, as Hokage assistants.But... Madara... after helping him for a few days, he felt bored and left, leaving all the work on Sasuke Sarutobi.

Sarutobi Sasuke really dares to be angry but dare not speak out... Hashirama doesn't want to replace Madara from the position of Hokage's assistant, so Madara has always been called the Hokage's assistant.Those jobs were all done by Sarutobi Sasuke alone.

Alas, what an excellent veteran cadre...

"...Madara...Madara...Of course Madara helped me. Sasuke was responsible for assisting me with my work, and Madara assisted me with my daily affairs." Hashirama hesitated for a while...

"Oh? Daily things? For example? Taking you to dance in the village? Taking you to steal money to catch dolls? Taking you to play mobile games every day when you are not doing your job?" Tobirama got angry when he mentioned this.

Hashirama was speechless...

"Come back to work with me." Tobirama pulled Hashirama's ear and walked towards the door.

"It's going down! It's going down!" Zhujian let out a pig's cry.

"Dave, come with me to your Internet cafe." Madara thought for a while and seemed to have nothing to do now. He remembered what he and Hashirama had seen and heard in the Internet cafe before. Well, let's go and have a look.

"Uh... ok" Dave was stunned for a moment. Taking Uncle Ban online... might be more exciting...

Love Kidney Internet Cafe

"How do you get this, Danzo? How do you open it?"

Hiruzen and Danzo heard that Dave had opened another very happy place, so they planned to come and have a look. Auntie Cai tricked the two of them into applying for a card with the money they paid for kunai training, and then they sat here without thinking. I know how to do it...

"Kid, press the button under the table to open it." Uchiha Madara, who had just arrived at the side, saw that these two brats couldn't even open the computer. Haha, today's brats really can't keep up with the times.

"Eh? Really, thank you, Uncle Madara!" Hiruzen turned on the computer and looked at Uchiha Madara, whose eyes were filled with little stars.

"Hmph, kid, you have to keep up with the times," Uchiha Madara sneered and said slowly.

"Yeah," Hiruzen and Danzo nodded.

Uchiha Madara and Dave also turned on the computer. Uchiha Madara opened Konoha Landlords. He saw that his brother and the white-haired man were playing this two days ago, and he wanted to try it too.

The game slowly opened. Uchiha Madara saw that he wanted to register for this thing. Dave also taught him how to register. The accounts for these things were all general Penguin accounts. When he saw that he still needed to get a user name, Madara glanced next to him. Dave's name is Waibi Babu. Although he doesn't understand the meaning of this name, he also understands that this thing can make blind names.

Well, which one is better, the Ninja Dance God or the Dance God of Konoha?

After Ban registered, he entered the game. The interface was very neat, with just a few buttons to play Landlord (currently 0 people online), open a room, and recharge.Well, it's very unpretentious, especially when the recharge takes up half of the computer screen...